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What is Discordianism? Take Two.

Started by Scribbly, June 02, 2009, 06:24:49 PM

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Cain

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 06, 2014, 07:11:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: purplejellybeansarecool12 on May 06, 2014, 01:51:48 AM
I'm doing an assignment based on Eris the Goddess of Chaos and would like to know: what is discordianism, how it started, how it has an effect on todays society and what is the best thing about being a discordianism. Thank you

The NSW Department of Education and Communities sets assignments on Discordians now, does it?

How nice to know we've had such an impact!

And since this is at least the second member* of the aforementioned NSW Department of Education and Communities to sign up to PD in the last month, I think we at least deserve an answer.

I do hope there is a good reason for Australian government employees to be posing as interested members on this here website.  Otherwise, I might have to put in a complaint with the NSW Ombudsman. 

*Unless they used a different computer for the first sign up.  Very possible, as it was a government email, but a home computer.  By contrast, the above member used a gmail address, but was posting from a state government IP address.

LMNO

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 06, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.



Of course.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 06, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2014, 03:05:44 AM
Quote from: purplejellybeansarecool12 on May 06, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
I'm doing an assignment based on Eris The Goddess of Choas, and I would like to known what discordianism is from a discordians point of view. I would prefer everything to be detailed and a couple examples used, thank you :)

It's all the cute word games and surrealism gone horribly wrong.  It's an entire dark age, just because someone didn't get invited to a party.  Even though it's still better than "not enough", it's still too much.  It's giving up all your comfortable illusions, to realize that it isn't just a case of the piles, it's Nigel's dick up your ass.  There are an infinite number of Nigels, of course, so there's enough of her dick for everyone.  An infinite number of times.

It's the guy who designed the first run of the Ford Pinto.  It's the guy who laquered the Hindenberg.  It's some dumbfuck kicking in the door and asking us to do his homework for him.  It's Richter clinging to the window and licking his eyeballs.  It's knowing just how fucked everything is, and not caring

It's "Queen Gogira", aka "Jimmy Walnuts" smashing your testicles with a hammer because your cable bill is late again.  It's Squiddy dancing around in your skin.  It's Stella kicking you in the face and taking your lunch money.  Again.  It's Cain vomiting rum out of that big fucking ferris wheel they have in London. 

It's Smilin' George Bush, saying that if you're not fer us, yer agin us.  It's America watching that with a straight face.  It's Obama smiling while HE fucks you the same way GEORGE did.

If you came here looking for silly-ass hippie shit, you're in the wrong place.  That's the Facebook Discordians.  We're the fuckers who tell jokes about shit decent people won't even bring up.

Now, fuck off.

It's all this, and MORE!

Yeah, but nobody else even looked, and jackass won't be back to read this anyway.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

They're after Paes.  Can you blame them?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

Probably the Day of Discord 23rd events:

May 23 (5.23) is DAY OF DISCORD.

Quote
I'm hoping to be able to publicize some Day of Discord Events around the world. If you're happy to host an event, or just want to put out feelers for how many people in your area would be interested, contact Discordian Events.
https://www.facebook.com/DiscordianEvents or http://www.chasingeris.com/events.html
CURRENT DoD EVENTS
CAIRNS QLD: https://www.facebook.com/events/600539790014369/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUS: QLD: Brisbane: https://www.facebook.com/events/310369572448606/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUSTIN TX: https://www.facebook.com/events/747002871990878/

Attention: Australian state department, if you are thinking Project mayhem from Fight Club, you will be very underwhelmed, on the threat level this rates at somewhere between a Rod Stewart concert and a comic convention
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

True.  Filthy representative of the sheep-shagging idolators to the south that he is.  But still, that's a job for ASIS.  They know how to do these black-bag-over-the-head-and-bundle-them-into-a-plane jobs.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Faust on May 06, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

Probably the Day of Discord 23rd events:

May 23 (5.23) is DAY OF DISCORD.

Quote
I'm hoping to be able to publicize some Day of Discord Events around the world. If you're happy to host an event, or just want to put out feelers for how many people in your area would be interested, contact Discordian Events.
https://www.facebook.com/DiscordianEvents or http://www.chasingeris.com/events.html
CURRENT DoD EVENTS
CAIRNS QLD: https://www.facebook.com/events/600539790014369/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUS: QLD: Brisbane: https://www.facebook.com/events/310369572448606/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUSTIN TX: https://www.facebook.com/events/747002871990878/

Attention: Australian state department, if you are thinking Project mayhem from Fight Club, you will be very underwhelmed, on the threat level this rates at somewhere between a Rod Stewart concert and a comic convention

Note - Rod Stewart probably qualifies as a biological weapon nowadays so this could be a relatively wider range than you anticipated.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Quote from: Faust on May 06, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

Probably the Day of Discord 23rd events:

May 23 (5.23) is DAY OF DISCORD.

Quote
I'm hoping to be able to publicize some Day of Discord Events around the world. If you're happy to host an event, or just want to put out feelers for how many people in your area would be interested, contact Discordian Events.
https://www.facebook.com/DiscordianEvents or http://www.chasingeris.com/events.html
CURRENT DoD EVENTS
CAIRNS QLD: https://www.facebook.com/events/600539790014369/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUS: QLD: Brisbane: https://www.facebook.com/events/310369572448606/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUSTIN TX: https://www.facebook.com/events/747002871990878/

Attention: Australian state department, if you are thinking Project mayhem from Fight Club, you will be very underwhelmed, on the threat level this rates at somewhere between a Rod Stewart concert and a comic convention

Maybe, but neither of those cities are in New South Wales.  I mean, you may still be on the right track, but I would expect a Queensland state department to be doing something if that were the case.

Faust

Hrm, that's true, unless they are tracking someone. Who do we know in NSW? I'm hoping Lysergic
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Faust on May 06, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
I did.  I'm just a bit preoccupied with why an Australian state department is apparently infiltrating this site to comment.

Probably the Day of Discord 23rd events:

May 23 (5.23) is DAY OF DISCORD.

Quote
I'm hoping to be able to publicize some Day of Discord Events around the world. If you're happy to host an event, or just want to put out feelers for how many people in your area would be interested, contact Discordian Events.
https://www.facebook.com/DiscordianEvents or http://www.chasingeris.com/events.html
CURRENT DoD EVENTS
CAIRNS QLD: https://www.facebook.com/events/600539790014369/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUS: QLD: Brisbane: https://www.facebook.com/events/310369572448606/?ref=ts&fref=ts
AUSTIN TX: https://www.facebook.com/events/747002871990878/

Attention: Australian state department, if you are thinking Project mayhem from Fight Club, you will be very underwhelmed, on the threat level this rates at somewhere between a Rod Stewart concert and a comic convention

:lulz:

You know, there's some rantworthiness lurking there, but why bother?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


hirley0

#58
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 06, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM

cLOCK IS Wrong

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34391.30 {not
8TT2967  5/6 disconnect| search for chemistry #
J.C. :fnord: D.A.  :fnord:

{never mind | today NHK was doing knife fight promo & saying "TRACKING"
not StALK'/\/ | go fingers >
11:35:34 am pDt

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hirley0 on May 06, 2014, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 06, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM

cLOCK IS Wrong

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34391.30 {not
8TT2967  5/6 disconnect| search for chemistry #
J.C. :fnord: D.A.  :fnord:

{never mind | today NHK was doing knife fight promo & saying "TRACKING"
not StALK'/\/ | go fingers >
11:35:34 am pDt

Hirley0 makes this place go BOOM.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.