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Show posts MenuQuote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMThe only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers,
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMcause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSo yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMnow I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSomething else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMNew Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMthat is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMNow that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSomebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2010, 01:07:23 AMQuote from: JohNyx on January 16, 2010, 01:04:59 AMQuote from: Epimetheus on January 16, 2010, 12:46:09 AMQuote from: JohNyx on January 16, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
Mexico: #46
FML
psst...sneak up the coast, move in with me.
I miss California. They have nice things, like streetwalks without cracks or tree roots; like where you can actually use bikes to one place to another.
-JohNyx,
almost died last time he tried to bike anywhere.
Trees? What are those?
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 16, 2010, 12:46:09 AMQuote from: JohNyx on January 16, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
Mexico: #46
FML
psst...sneak up the coast, move in with me.