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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: inode_buddha on May 28, 2012, 04:25:33 AM

Title: This guy had a random idea
Post by: inode_buddha on May 28, 2012, 04:25:33 AM
Dunno how it workes for him, but whatever... just when I thought I haz seen it all... :fnord: :fnord:

http://www.france24.com/en/20120525-japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Cain on May 28, 2012, 04:37:45 AM
You haven't had fine dining until you've tried to eat someone's face, while they're still alive, while you're naked.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

QuoteA Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald's offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Florida: not even once.
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 28, 2012, 05:17:54 AM
 :nopics:
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: inode_buddha on May 28, 2012, 05:28:46 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 28, 2012, 04:37:45 AM
You haven't had fine dining until you've tried to eat someone's face, while they're still alive, while you're naked.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

QuoteA Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald's offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Florida: not even once.

Ja, Florida is a good source of WTF, especially during the springtime... WTF !? (I tend to be a WTF-seeker... never saitisfied until I've had my daily fill of random WTF...)
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2012, 01:12:31 AM
"Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan".

Oh dear.
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 29, 2012, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 29, 2012, 01:12:31 AM
"Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan".

Oh dear.
It is, in fact, celebrated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa).
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Cain on May 29, 2012, 02:02:00 PM
Well, you know, gaijin, they're not really even people.  Especially not women.
Title: Re: This guy had a random idea
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 29, 2012, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 29, 2012, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 29, 2012, 01:12:31 AM
"Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan".

Oh dear.
It is, in fact, celebrated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa).

That's... damn. Just damn.