Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 04:55:27 PM

Title: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 04:55:27 PM
I saw a lot of reports about the alt right being run by Chaos magic and a group called Discordians like http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/11/25/hell-comes-to-frogtown-alt-right-and-triumph-of-transhumanism/ and I thought I might come here to find out whats going on

I tried the chatroom and it was boring and weird, but I lurked for a while here and most of the posts are against Trump/Nazis

so I thought it was alll just a clever ruse

Am I in the right place? Or not.

I JUST WANT TO PUNCH NAZIS!  :argh!:
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Faust on February 21, 2017, 05:04:29 PM
Discodianism is neither alt-right or shift-left. Discordianism simply is. If you are asking if the majority of users here are alt-right, then no, not even a little. There are certainly discordians who are alt-right though.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal? Are you just fighting yourselves then?

Is this all pretend or what.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Salty on February 21, 2017, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal? Are you just fighting yourselves then?

Is this all pretend or what.

(http://i.imgur.com/Mw8ywEL.gif)
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:31:01 PM
sorry I meant or what? question mark
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:31:47 PM
or do you mean that not knowing whether or not it is pretend is the goal
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2017, 05:34:16 PM
No one is driving this bus, mate.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Meunster on February 21, 2017, 06:31:44 PM
Discordinism is like legos. It's what you make of it, hard to find the right peice, multicolored,  you'll always step on it in some random place you thought itd never be, and may pose a chocking hazard to children under 10.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2017, 07:31:01 PM
(https://s11.postimg.org/y25asfc9f/roflbot_4.jpg)
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 09:40:31 PM
It' s easy to think your yourself but how do you know what is real? I'm still confused about the reports. Is there evil Chaos Magic that the alt-right is using? Are they discordian, too?

am I now an honorary Discordian? If my discordian is fighting Nazis then FUCK YES. Nazis are the ultimate fake power structure, everything is pretending to be organized and clean with hard edges, just like the swaztikkka. Like anarchy is the only way to beat it, make everything chaotic, restore the balance
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 09:41:44 PM
also punching  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Junkenstein on February 21, 2017, 10:00:25 PM
Edgy little fucker, aren't you?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2017, 10:01:04 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 09:40:31 PM
It' s easy to think your yourself but how do you know what is real? I'm still confused about the reports. Is there evil Chaos Magic that the Rebranded White Nationalism is using? Are they discordian, too?

am I now an honorary Discordian? If my discordian is fighting Nazis then FUCK YES. Nazis are the ultimate fake power structure, everything is pretending to be organized and clean with hard edges, just like the swaztikkka. Like anarchy is the only way to beat it, make everything chaotic, restore the balance

Why do you people always use the same basic schtick? Is it simply lack of originality? Couldn't you come up with something creative? Or is there some online rubric you're following?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 10:18:50 PM
You don't, we know, yes, yes, yes, ok, are they, is it, probably, that's not what it means, looks like you know that already.
Title: Re: is Discordianism salt-right? I'm confused
Post by: Salty on February 22, 2017, 01:15:03 AM
It sure as fuck is.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Freeky on February 22, 2017, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?

What do you mean "do?"
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2017, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky on February 22, 2017, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?

What do you mean "do?"

What do you mean "What"?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Salty on February 22, 2017, 02:15:24 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2017, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky on February 22, 2017, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?

What do you mean "do?"

What do you mean "What"?


Quote from: Salty on February 21, 2017, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal? Are you just fighting yourselves then?

Is this all pretend or what.

(http://i.imgur.com/Mw8ywEL.gif)

It's all come full circle.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Salty on February 22, 2017, 02:16:06 AM
IT WAS ALWAYS "WHAT".
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2017, 02:17:51 AM
It always is.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 02:46:14 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 02:53:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2017, 05:34:16 PM
No one is driving this bus, mate.

Not true.  It's just that the bus caught fire because it's electric.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 02:54:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

My goal is of course superior.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 22, 2017, 04:21:38 AM
I'm still trying to find my own Discordia.

Thing is, I haven't even been tempted to look for it anywhere near the Alt-Right.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 06:31:19 AM
FUCK the alt-right
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: 00.dusk on February 22, 2017, 08:20:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 02:54:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

My goal is of course superior.
Our collective Discordia is always to incidentally support the Rain God's personal Discordia.
There is no other True Path.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Faust on February 22, 2017, 12:31:10 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 06:31:19 AM
FUCK the alt-right
Why do you care about the alt right? It's basically the same as the regular right but with recycled memes and more racism.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:05:07 PM
okay, good point. Fuck the WHOLE right.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on February 22, 2017, 04:09:38 PM
Statements of Absolutism are all stupid.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Faust on February 22, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:05:07 PM
okay, good point. Fuck the WHOLE right.
Why would you want to fuck the right?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 04:12:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2017, 04:09:38 PM
Statements of Absolutism are all stupid.
:lol: Absolutely!
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: 00.dusk on February 22, 2017, 04:19:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2017, 04:09:38 PM
Statements of Absolutism are all stupid.

I know they're not really the same, but I like them both, and I immediately remembered the original.
"It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs."
I think that one applies here too.

I don't think the larva is capable of bipedal locomotion, personally.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:25:14 PM
that's funny, I get it it's all about confusion

Guess my post topic title makes sense now
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 04:47:20 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on February 22, 2017, 08:20:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 02:54:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

My goal is of course superior.
Our collective Discordia is always to incidentally support the Rain God's personal Discordia.
There is no other True Path.

That won't save you.  Nothing will, not really.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 04:49:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2017, 04:09:38 PM
Statements of Absolutism are all stupid.

annnnd

Quote
What more can I say, we top dealing it
Valiant without villiany
Viciously file victory
Burn towns and villages
Burning looting and pillaging
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 07:56:04 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 22, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:05:07 PM
okay, good point. Fuck the WHOLE right.
Why would you want to fuck the right?

Necro four way. Me, Tomi Lahren, Paul Ryan, and the remains of William F. Buckley.

Asked and Answered! :kingmeh:
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 08:07:19 PM
IPunchNazis is a rather one dimensional person, isn't they?
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 02, 2017, 08:39:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 08:07:19 PM
IPunchNazis is a rather one dimensional person, isn't they?

"person" is a strong word here.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on March 02, 2017, 08:39:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 08:07:19 PM
IPunchNazis is a rather one dimensional person, isn't they?

"person" is a strong word here.

The Orderhood of Nephewry requires a certain amount of optimism from its members
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2017, 04:47:20 PM
Quote from: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 07:56:04 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 22, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:05:07 PM
okay, good point. Fuck the WHOLE right.
Why would you want to fuck the right?

Necro four way. Me, Tomi Lahren, Paul Ryan, and the remains of William F. Buckley.

Asked and Answered! :kingmeh:

That seems like a very sweaty four-way.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Goddess Eris on March 04, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
Well I liked them and am giving them my blessing! >^^< *chuu*
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Goddess Eris on March 04, 2017, 12:02:41 AM
I mean IPunchNazis might not welcome that blessing but chest la view
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Mr. Gone on March 08, 2017, 03:32:08 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 04:25:14 PM
that's funny, I get it it's all about confusion

Guess my post topic title makes sense now

No it makes sense perfectly.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Cramulus on March 08, 2017, 05:10:27 AM
Alright let me put on my goggles. The "IPunchNazis" character is playing on the recent liberal uptick in antifascist violence. Essentially, satirizing the enthusiastic liberal nazi puncher who is swept up by the chest pumping tribal machismo which antifascism lets him express  dot dot dot, implying antifascist violence is more or less equivalent to fascism, dot dot dot, liberals are cuck hypocrites who only take a moral high ground against certain kinds of violence, etc etc. Okay that's basically the end point, right?

I merit there might be bait here for that argument. I would be curious to hear what the person playing this character thinks the proper use of violence is, like, how do you distinguish between "good" and "bad" violence? I would love to have that talk but I think they need the mask, so all we get is this kinda uninspired caricature troll.

eh what can you do


Quote from: Salty on February 22, 2017, 02:15:24 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2017, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky on February 22, 2017, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2017, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 22, 2017, 01:21:33 AM
what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?

What do you mean "do?"

What do you mean "What"?


Quote from: Salty on February 21, 2017, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal? Are you just fighting yourselves then?

Is this all pretend or what.

(http://i.imgur.com/Mw8ywEL.gif)

It's all come full circle.

:lulz: :lulz:


Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: INTELLIGENCE_BOT on March 08, 2017, 05:36:50 AM
For the record, "Discordianism" and "Alt-Right" are in two very separate file cabinets, on two different floors, at opposite ends of a very large building. In fact there are no security keys in the entire Agency that allow access to both locations simultaneously. So, no, Discordianism is not Alt-Right. Believe me, if anyone would know, it's us.

POST AUTHORIZATION KP-◼◼◼◼-7◼◼
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Bathtub Jim on March 08, 2017, 04:47:01 PM
Philosophy and religion can be a foundation for concrete politics, but philosophy and religion are not political views, even in theocracies, because politics requires interpreting something subjective and making it objective by placing the ethereal into the material world.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: rong on March 08, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
I always thought it was more "Alt-F4"
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Cain on March 12, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
Quote from: rong on March 08, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
I always thought it was more "Alt-F4"

Alt-wrong.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 09, 2017, 04:55:44 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 04:55:27 PM
I saw a lot of reports about the alt right being run by Chaos magic and a group called Discordians like http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/11/25/hell-comes-to-frogtown-alt-right-and-triumph-of-transhumanism/ and I thought I might come here to find out whats going on

I tried the chatroom and it was boring and weird, but I lurked for a while here and most of the posts are against Trump/Nazis

so I thought it was alll just a clever ruse

Am I in the right place? Or not.

I JUST WANT TO PUNCH NAZIS!  :argh!:

Not wingnuts here. Mostly libtards in fact. On this site at any rate. Though there were those two or three guys a while back.

EDIT:

I'd like to add a few things:

You may have also noticed, as I have, the similarities between Donald Trump and the SubGenius messiah J. Robert "BOB" Dobbs, but you must understand that the SubGenius church portrays "BOB" not as someone who is good (he's described in their literature as both "vile" and "incredibly stupid"), but rather as someone who has so many things going wrong that they all cancel each other out, like the play-within-a-play from The Producers or the "three stooges syndrome (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo#t=00m31s)" that afflicts Monty Burns on The Simpsons.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: minuspace on May 17, 2017, 08:46:07 AM
Despite attempt to not argue with idiocy of OP's query, I must interject. However vast the generosity of Discordia may be, this always includes a level understanding of the PNC. That makes the "alternative" right something also at odds with itself.

Now, please to resolve inconsistencies elsewhere.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 05, 2017, 01:05:20 AM
we are everything and nothing
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: KhaosIsKey420 on July 26, 2017, 04:27:31 AM
Confusion is the whole point friend
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: KhaosIsKey420 on July 26, 2017, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 26, 2017, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: KhaosIsKey420 on July 26, 2017, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
mhmm.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2017, 12:10:00 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on July 26, 2017, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: KhaosIsKey420 on July 26, 2017, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
mhmm.
Sic
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 26, 2017, 06:41:21 PM
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Telarus on July 27, 2017, 04:24:21 AM
 :redneck2: :wank: :notnice:

Those are the emotes you end up with when you try to click :"notnice": while the rest load.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 27, 2017, 06:21:37 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 27, 2017, 04:24:21 AM
:redneck2: :wank: :notnice:

Those are the emotes you end up with when you try to click :"notnice": while the rest load.  :horrormirth:

:lulz: Many indeed are Her works!
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2017, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: PoFP on July 26, 2017, 06:41:21 PM
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.

I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2017, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2017, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: PoFP on July 26, 2017, 06:41:21 PM
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.

I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 27, 2017, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2017, 05:06:21 PM
I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Thank you! I was thinking about making a thread where it can be added to, in case questions like this (OP) come up again.

Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 06:15:13 PM
Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.

:lulz: Even when pushing?

I think the reality of humanity is a lot clearer when staring at it through its poop face. Hell, why do you think Kim Jong Un told his country he doesn't poop? It removes the context with which to imagine Kim Jong Un's poop face, which would obviously bring him down to the level of Human in anyone's eyes.

The ability to imagine someone's poop face is an innately human ability which presents itself through one's Turd Eye™. It is the basis of viewing the world and its inhabitants as they are.

Wanna convert a Trump supporter? Trick them into picturing Trump's poop face. See if he's a "gift from heaven" after that mental picture.

Wanna convert the entire Republican Party? Get a snapshot of Trump's poop face and plaster it on every wall and window.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2017, 07:31:51 PM
Quote from: PoFP on July 27, 2017, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2017, 05:06:21 PM
I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Thank you! I was thinking about making a thread where it can be added to, in case questions like this (OP) come up again.

Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 06:15:13 PM
Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.

:lulz: Even when pushing?

I think the reality of humanity is a lot clearer when staring at it through its poop face. Hell, why do you think Kim Jong Un told his country he doesn't poop? It removes the context with which to imagine Kim Jong Un's poop face, which would obviously bring him down to the level of Human in anyone's eyes.

The ability to imagine someone's poop face is an innately human ability which presents itself through one's Turd Eye™. It is the basis of viewing the world and its inhabitants as they are.

Wanna convert a Trump supporter? Trick them into picturing Trump's poop face. See if he's a "gift from heaven" after that mental picture.

Wanna convert the entire Republican Party? Get a snapshot of Trump's poop face and plaster it on every wall and window.

You shouldn't push.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2017, 07:39:08 PM
Honestly, it sounds like you need more fiber and water in your diet.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 27, 2017, 07:43:54 PM
More water and fiber, and less Inflammatory Bowel Disease, yes  :lulz:

What I need is to go to the doctor. I found out recently that not everyone has diarrhea (Which requires pushing, contrary to popular belief) for months at a time.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
You can die from that. Go get it checked out.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2017, 08:10:03 PM
Seconded.  See a doctor.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2017, 08:31:04 PM
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 27, 2017, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 08:31:04 PM
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: hooplala on July 27, 2017, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: PoFP on July 27, 2017, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 08:31:04 PM
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 27, 2017, 08:42:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: PoFP on July 27, 2017, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2017, 08:31:04 PM
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.

Haha, I was always under the understanding that Chipotle was actually pretty healthy compared to other places. I can't imagine it could be worse than Hot Head Burritos.
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: LMNO on July 28, 2017, 12:45:56 PM
http://www.latimes.com/sns-dailymeal-1796729-eat-chipotle-being-investigated-feds-its-food-safety-practices-072717-20170727-story.html
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: POFP on July 28, 2017, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2017, 12:45:56 PM
http://www.latimes.com/sns-dailymeal-1796729-eat-chipotle-being-investigated-feds-its-food-safety-practices-072717-20170727-story.html

:eek:

Dude, they explain this shit, and then they link to an article explaining that a Chipotle IN OHIO is going to be getting a drive-thru addition... It's like they want me to get food poisoning...
Title: Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
Post by: Safari Man Dan on August 30, 2017, 02:12:46 AM
Discordianisnm isn't left or  right or up or down or in the middle :lol: