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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2012, 02:17:43 AM

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BadBeast

#30
February 22, 2012, 06:33:04 PM
Social Security

Social Insecurity
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Oysters Rockefeller

#31
February 22, 2012, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: 1SwellFOop on February 22, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Equal Opportunity Employer.

All will be interviewed, but only white people and good-looking minorities will get hired.

No fat chicks.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

BadBeast

#32
February 22, 2012, 06:36:25 PM
Peace process

Hunkering down for a War
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Oysters Rockefeller

#33
February 22, 2012, 06:40:28 PM
Neutral Critique Assessment.

When politicians hear what their critics say, but just don't give a shit.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

BadBeast

#34
February 22, 2012, 06:47:18 PM
Police are appealing for witnesses.

Police are too fucking lazy to investigate.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

minuspace

#35
February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#37
February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.

This is fascinating. 

Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills.  As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.

This is fascinating. 

Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills.  As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.

They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#39
February 25, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.

This is fascinating. 

Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills.  As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.

They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.

That's an urban legend.  Enki only has a vagina on the outside.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
February 25, 2012, 04:31:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.

This is fascinating. 

Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills.  As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.

They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.

That's an urban legend.  Enki only has a vagina on the outside.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

CorbeauEtRenard

#41
February 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 04:47:05 AM by CorbeauEtRenard
Retirement Fund

1) A form of euphoric hallucination; SEE "unicorn"

2) Numbered off-shore bank account for paying hitmen
Art is Dead! (If You Want It)

minuspace

#42
February 25, 2012, 08:37:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:31:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...

thedevilsdictionary.com

Think trailer-park
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.

This is fascinating. 

Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills.  As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.

They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.

That's an urban legend.  Enki only has a vagina on the outside.

:lulz:

Q. G. Pennyworth

#43
February 26, 2012, 04:57:56 AM
"Rust Cleaner"

What you use to scrub the bloodstain off your driveway.

BadBeast

#44
February 26, 2012, 05:32:19 AM
Organic water filtration system

Great big hole in the ground, full of shit.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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