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Title: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 27, 2009, 06:43:40 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5346206/tactical-canned-bacon-will-be-edible-for-10-years

Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 27, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
:vom:
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 27, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
strange....
CMMG manufactures m16 uppers and components....
there's other firearms mfgs that put out humorous products like this, but i hadn't heard of them doing it.
it needs a picatinny rail mount on it so you can hang it off your rifle...
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Bruno on August 27, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 27, 2009, 07:00:06 PM
the comments say good things.

but at $16 a CAN! gtfo..
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 27, 2009, 07:32:06 PM
I'd pay $16 for post-apocalyptic bacon.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 27, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 27, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.

10 years?
mountainhouse foods in #10 cans have a stated shelf life of 25, and they claim it's good for 30....
i have read reports that canned food is good (in general) significantly longer than the specified shelf life....

also. SPAM

also, also, Cain: the 'long' bacon will probably be beating down your door to come to you, at that price! storage will be an issue.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 28, 2009, 03:33:44 AM
MMmmmmm

long bacon
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 29, 2009, 03:44:38 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?
one round for however much the other guys got. same as bacon.
there's some hidden fees if your not quick on the draw, though....
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Payne on August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 AM

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2009, 04:17:59 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Payne on August 30, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 AM

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?

Nope, if we're gonna to post-apocalyptic shit together after the apocalypse, then you are the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and I would be forced to take care of you before the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 02, 2009, 09:27:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2009, 04:17:59 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

Is it?