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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 10, 2014, 03:15:12 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

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Maybe I'll go insane, go back to school, and study material science. Kind of like I always sorta wanted to but was stymied by my weak math abilities.

I always was fascinated by it, in the same way most people are, but the fire wasn't really kindled until I had a Geology professor explain to me what quasicrystals are, and how they are essentially abominations unto nature that have no business existing in our universe, and yet here they are. I really should have switched academic paths then.

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You might like to work in there that a Bostonian Biologist In Training envies his position. He gets to learn like something under selective pressure. He's a case study. Other, numinous people, are observing. Wondering. Waiting for data. Is this individual a monkey or a man?

The biologist in Boston can look at his DNA and go meh.

Human means a little more than that, doesn't it?

Bostonian wants data. Random individual in random city thousands of miles away is observing. Do. Something. Interesting.

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I think it is starting to seep into your new friend, Roger. He doesn't realize it yet, but Tucson has him now . . .
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Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2014, 02:01:41 AM
Maybe I'll go insane, go back to school, and study material science. Kind of like I always sorta wanted to but was stymied by my weak math abilities.

I always was fascinated by it, in the same way most people are, but the fire wasn't really kindled until I had a Geology professor explain to me what quasicrystals are, and how they are essentially abominations unto nature that have no business existing in our universe, and yet here they are. I really should have switched academic paths then.

I feel a certain amount of sympathy with them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 02:27:26 AM
I think it is starting to seep into your new friend, Roger. He doesn't realize it yet, but Tucson has him now . . .

muhaha
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Trivial on June 13, 2014, 01:59:47 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxynitride

?

Now we make single crystal sapphires at any size we want.

I had one the size of my head for a paperweight, until the marketing geeks remembered where they left it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

Space ships built with synthetic sapphire . . .
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

Space ships built with synthetic sapphire . . .

I...  Um... 

I love sapphires...

I have the most amazing visual, right now.  I wish I had any artistic talent.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 01:32:05 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 01:31:10 AM
Absolutely surreal.

And hilarious.

Sometimes it's difficult to not idolize you, Roger.

Surreal was the goal.  And idolizing me is perhaps not the best option.   :lulz:

If you turn him into an idol, all that happens is that everyone who handles him ends up cursed, usually with explosive diarrhea.
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Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2014, 02:01:41 AM
Maybe I'll go insane, go back to school, and study material science. Kind of like I always sorta wanted to but was stymied by my weak math abilities.

I always was fascinated by it, in the same way most people are, but the fire wasn't really kindled until I had a Geology professor explain to me what quasicrystals are, and how they are essentially abominations unto nature that have no business existing in our universe, and yet here they are. I really should have switched academic paths then.

I thought I had shit math skills, too. I was wrong though; I just hadn't exercised them enough, or had a good enough teacher. If you're really interested, I highly recommend going back and taking just a couple of math classes first so you can devote yourself to them and feel really confident about math.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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This thread made me happy.  You're my hero, Roger!  :lulz:
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

Space ships built with synthetic sapphire . . .

General Products hulls.  Bounce them off any BDO and you might break the radio antenna.

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter on June 15, 2014, 04:44:20 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

Space ships built with synthetic sapphire . . .

General Products hulls.  Bounce them off any BDO and you might break the radio antenna.

:lulz:

It's not quite THAT cool. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Well it needs to become that cool, damnit! How much would it cost? Could it be crowdfunded?

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