OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[LMNO]

Nigel just made a threat using the concept of Brownian motion.




My dick is so hard right now.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I just biked a 120 mile week in all 90° weather and I feel fucking great.



I think I need a motor vehicle whacking apparatus—something that makes a really loud noise, but does absolutely no damage. Maybe a fly swatter. Yeah.

Next week: 200 miles.

[Reginald Ret]

I just biked a 120 mile week in all 90° weather and I feel fucking great.



I think I need a motor vehicle whacking apparatus—something that makes a really loud noise, but does absolutely no damage. Maybe a fly swatter. Yeah.

Next week: 200 miles.

Nice!

Your courage notwithstanding, your country still needs proper bike paths/roads. Even dedicated lanes would be a major improvement.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I just biked a 120 mile week in all 90° weather and I feel fucking great.



I think I need a motor vehicle whacking apparatus—something that makes a really loud noise, but does absolutely no damage. Maybe a fly swatter. Yeah.

Next week: 200 miles.

Nice!

Your courage notwithstanding, your country still needs proper bike paths/roads. Even dedicated lanes would be a major improvement.

Oh we have lanes in some cities. In fact in this city, we have the most bike lanes per square city mile in the nation (at least as of a few years ago). Not the most bicycle infrastructure but the most bike lanes. For people who don't ride their bikes for transportation you'd think this would be great. But their effective purpose is to be a buffer for parked cars so self-absorbed jackasses can suddenly fling their door open and not worry about motorized traffic slamming into it. They're a sick joke.

We definitely need cycle paths otherwise known as protected bike lanes, but this is largely a perceptual problem. Statistically, you are more likely to get killed in a motor vehicle or as a pedestrian. People just think they're safer in their cars.

I measured it, if I can smack someone's car with a fly swatter, they are violating California's brand spanking new 3 feet law.

[Reginald Ret]

I just biked a 120 mile week in all 90° weather and I feel fucking great.



I think I need a motor vehicle whacking apparatus—something that makes a really loud noise, but does absolutely no damage. Maybe a fly swatter. Yeah.

Next week: 200 miles.

Nice!

Your courage notwithstanding, your country still needs proper bike paths/roads. Even dedicated lanes would be a major improvement.

Oh we have lanes in some cities. In fact in this city, we have the most bike lanes per square city mile in the nation (at least as of a few years ago). Not the most bicycle infrastructure but the most bike lanes. For people who don't ride their bikes for transportation you'd think this would be great. But their effective purpose is to be a buffer for parked cars so self-absorbed jackasses can suddenly fling their door open and not worry about motorized traffic slamming into it. They're a sick joke.

We definitely need cycle paths otherwise known as protected bike lanes, but this is largely a perceptual problem. Statistically, you are more likely to get killed in a motor vehicle or as a pedestrian. People just think they're safer in their cars.

I measured it, if I can smack someone's car with a fly swatter, they are violating California's brand spanking new 3 feet law.

Hah! that could get interesting if they get mad.

That just means pedestrians need their own protected lanes as well. Not cars though, that is a different issue.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel just made a threat using the concept of Brownian motion.




My dick is so hard right now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just biked a 120 mile week in all 90° weather and I feel fucking great.



I think I need a motor vehicle whacking apparatus—something that makes a really loud noise, but does absolutely no damage. Maybe a fly swatter. Yeah.

Next week: 200 miles.

Nice!

Your courage notwithstanding, your country still needs proper bike paths/roads. Even dedicated lanes would be a major improvement.

We seriously do need bike roads. So badly. SO. BADLY.

The only reason I'm not planning on riding my bike to school daily is because half the ride is a terrifying jaunt through heavy traffic. It might not technically be dangerous, but it is nerve-wracking.

[Doktor Howl]

Part 18 is up, and the last Science Gestapo story is done.

Era over.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It looks like the Peru trip is a go.

The only downside to this is it means I have to take physics in a three-week condensed class.

[Doktor Howl]

It looks like the Peru trip is a go.

The only downside to this is it means I have to take physics in a three-week condensed class.

Woot!

What level of physics?  What's the class number?

[LMNO]

Yeah, you got some study buddies if you need 'em.

[Reginald Ret]

Part 18 is up, and the last Science Gestapo story is done.

Era over.

I will miss the Science Gestapo stories.

I hope the new job gives you plenty of good stories too.

It looks like the Peru trip is a go.

The only downside to this is it means I have to take physics in a three-week condensed class.

Congrats!

[LMNO]

I learned how to make Mexican chorizo.



Nowm what the hell do I do with two pounds of Mexican chorizo?

[Cain]

What's the difference between Mexican chorizo and normal chorizo?

I tend to use the latter in stir fry dishes, but that's mostly because the store sells them in perfectly sized little containers and it helps cut down on the amount of meat I have with my dinner.

[LMNO]

Spanish is usually dried and cured, and sliced into delectable rounds.

Mexican is usually not cured, crumbles easily, and has more of a firey bite.