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Started by Cain, April 18, 2009, 02:42:23 PM

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Dysnomia

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Excuse me while I go wash my brain out with soap...


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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cetaphobia

This thread is awful, probably in the best way, but I'm too busy wanting to set my brain in scalding water to know for sure.  :horrormirth:
We looked for scapegoats to blame.
Many people tried to blame it all on a vast free-Mason conspiracy,
Or Benjamin Franklin and his experiments with electricity.

Dysnomia

set your brain on fire, it works better.


Dysnomia,
knows from experience... :sad:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cain

So, who's heard of teratoma's?  No?  Well, while you go Wiki, I'll cut through the crap and bring you the straight facts.

Essentially, a teratoma is a very special kind of tumour.  However, unlike other, more cancerous tumours you may know of, this has a far more interesting cause.  Essentially, these are the things that result when an embryo starts growing within its twin but then dies, causing the remaining twin to later have a tumor with hair, teeth, nails, bones, and sometimes even hands or eyeballs. And they can keep growing so that people don't really notice them until adulthood.

Just imagine having a third eye somewhere on your body.  Or worse, being the trainee surgeon who opens the tumour to find it staring back at him.

Corvidia

I'm sorry, but I think that's hilarious. Freakish, but still funny.
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Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

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AFK

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Novatore

not my fault you didnt like the movie  :kingmeh:

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minuspace

I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot

fomenter

Quote from: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
I suck turds out of hobos unwashed asses in the mornings and type them out  in forums in the afternoon
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot


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