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BITCH DONE BIT MY STYLE!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 26, 2013, 09:51:26 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bu🤠ns


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!

OMG YES!  :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 26, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
BIKAAAAW!
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    NSFW

A classic! My favorite part is how the pterodactyls have to keep flapping while they're getting their dicks sucked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!

OMG YES!  :fap:

I can't even read plotline, my eyes glaze over. But I can crank out some seriously fucked-up sex scenes for other people to shoehorn into their plotlines, as long as I have a premise. Right now a friend and I are working on flossing porn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pæs

We need a website for Discordian smut.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pæs on October 26, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
We need a website for Discordian smut.

Or an international Discordian erotic fiction writers association Facebook group.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

I am not ready for EITHER of my facebooks to see the smut I write.

Kai

You guys should get LMNO on board. He wrote some truly horrendous Harry Potter horrorfic back in the day.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Courtship of Lavinia Whateley?

Q. G. Pennyworth


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
http://piratepad.net/oFjEAzsdat

See sig.

:lulz: That could be good. I've never read any Lovecraft but erotic Lovecraftian fanfic sounds promising.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."