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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Hollis Increase on March 03, 2012, 06:23:45 PM

Title: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 03, 2012, 06:23:45 PM
Are Discordians impervious to mindfucks?  If not, under what circumstance would it be possible?
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 03, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 03, 2012, 06:37:38 PM
Of course you can mindfuck another Discordian. Cram's cabalmates pranked eachother all the time, from the stories I heard.

The thing is, mindfucks come in all sorts of angles and directions. Just because a Discordian is probably familiar with some of them, doesn't mean they're immune to all of them. And even if they are familiar with what you're trying doesn't guarantee they'll recognize it, if it's executed well enough.

It's important to consider, however, that in the tradition of Strife, a Discordian might not just get mad, but also will get even! ;-)
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 03, 2012, 06:50:32 PM
Absolutely. Just like you can shoot somebody who has a gun or imitate an actor.

Actually, those are really good metaphors for discordians. Hot damn!
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 03, 2012, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 03, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.

In your opinion, is that a good thing?
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 03, 2012, 10:28:42 PM
Who doesnt like a good prank? I mean other than my friend who just hung up on me :lulz:
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2012, 10:59:43 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 03, 2012, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 03, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.

In your opinion, is that a good thing?

What, ill thought and not really mindfucky mindfucks?
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Cain on March 03, 2012, 11:12:04 PM
Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Telarus on March 04, 2012, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2012, 11:12:04 PM
Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: minuspace on March 04, 2012, 12:20:43 PM
Sex, generally, with fire extinguishers and parking cone periscopes...
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Hollis Increase on March 04, 2012, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 04, 2012, 12:20:43 PM
Sex, generally, with fire extinguishers and parking cone periscopes...
Now that's exactly what I was talking about!  In fact, I think I have a Cambodian URL you might be interested in written down somewhere around here.  Let me look for it and get back to you.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2012, 11:12:04 PM
Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.

Once again, Cain demonstrates why he's called The Manchester Mangler.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Golden Applesauce on April 20, 2012, 11:41:54 PM
Yes - in fact, Discordians will often go so far as to mindfuck themselves, just to keep from getting stale.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2012, 06:07:52 PM
No, you cannot mindfuck a Discordian, because they're too busy wanking up there and THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:04:08 AM
 :fap:
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 25, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
Every moment a Discordian spends NOT being mindfucked is purgatory. Confusion is the most Holy of mental states; sez so right in the book.

But do you really believe that?
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2012, 04:13:32 PM
Confusion makes me feel ALIVE, man. 
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 26, 2012, 01:42:29 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 25, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
Every moment a Discordian spends NOT being mindfucked is purgatory. Confusion is the most Holy of mental states; sez so right in the book.

But do you really believe that?

I pick and choose what to believe from my holy book, just like every good religious devotee.
Title: Re: Can you mindfuck a Discordian?
Post by: Chairman Risus on April 26, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
Someone told me you could only mindfuck a Discordian.