Merry Cursemas!

[Bu🤠ns]

Burns gets ready for a Golden Girls marathon.  :1fap:

[Triple Zero]

Triple Zero: I curse you to make Turkey puns even though everybody you're hanging out with in Turkey is just gonna roll their eyes.

That's not a curse! The reverse would be a curse, when I'd completely forget to make any Turkey puns! Which is exactly what happened, CRAM YOU DAMNULUS!!

I Curse You With A Hole In Your Shoe-Sole.

Which Will Soak Semi-Frozen Salty-Snow-Sludge.

While You Shop For New Shoes.

Which, When You Find Them, Really Nice Shoes, And You Buy Them, They Don't Help Cause Your Socks Are Still Soaked And Cold And You Forgot To Get Comfy Dry Socks First

MWUAHAHAHAHAA

[AFK]

I curse all of you non-TRONE spags to come shovel the fucking snow off mah lawn!

[Jenne]

Cursemas is over!  And when did "Mursemas" begin/end?  EoC, I'm lookin at YUO! 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Triple Zero: I curse you to make Turkey puns even though everybody you're hanging out with in Turkey is just gonna roll their eyes.

That's not a curse! The reverse would be a curse, when I'd completely forget to make any Turkey puns! Which is exactly what happened, CRAM YOU DAMNULUS!!

I Curse You With A Hole In Your Shoe-Sole.

Which Will Soak Semi-Frozen Salty-Snow-Sludge.

While You Shop For New Shoes.

Which, When You Find Them, Really Nice Shoes, And You Buy Them, They Don't Help Cause Your Socks Are Still Soaked And Cold And You Forgot To Get Comfy Dry Socks First

MWUAHAHAHAHAA

Oh no, TripZip, it's even better than that.

He has comfy dry socks to wear... but they're specially-made DIABETIC SOCKS that I got him for Moosemas.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Cuddlefish]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz... That gives me an idea for a cover...

Anywho, I may be a bit late, but, I curse you all with the curse of Cuddlethulu - you all will be skittish and timid, and you will become frightened at the smallest things, after which you will "ink" your pance.

[LMNO]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

Jazz musicians should be kept in small cages, and only let out one night a year.  On a night that I'm out of the country.

[Cuddlefish]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

That certainly was... something...

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

My brother is a classically trained jazz drummer. Imma say that to him just to watch his panties bunch. (Just like, whenever I'm in a group of self-proclaimed "artists," I say "there is no longer art, only advertising." That seems to get them all riled up nice nice.)

[LMNO]

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

You might be interested to know that the first self-proclaimed free jazz record was exactly that -- only it was six people.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

That certainly was... something...

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

My brother is a classically trained jazz drummer. Imma say that to him just to watch his panties bunch. (Just like, whenever I'm in a group of self-proclaimed "artists," I say "there is no longer art, only advertising." That seems to get them all riled up nice nice.)

It's not a true statement, but it seems to work nicely.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

You might be interested to know that the first self-proclaimed free jazz record was exactly that -- only it was six people.

"Free" Jazz?  What the fuck is that?  They're all just noodling on their fucking instruments in REGULAR jazz.

[Cuddlefish]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

That certainly was... something...

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

My brother is a classically trained jazz drummer. Imma say that to him just to watch his panties bunch. (Just like, whenever I'm in a group of self-proclaimed "artists," I say "there is no longer art, only advertising." That seems to get them all riled up nice nice.)

It's not a true statement, but it seems to work nicely.

Oh, of course I don't beleive that, it just serves to get the art-hipsters to justify thier outragously expensive art degrees, and question if working on the advertisement team of some shitty company is what they had in mind all those years ago when they first decided they wanted to be an artist. Plus, it gets them all red in the face. I just slink away afterwards and listen to them bicker amongst themselves.

[Disco Pickle]

The Dancing Pickle: To everybody else it will seem like you have a runny nose. Only you will know the truth - it's not mucus, it's ghost jizz.

THAT'S why the nasal decongestant I've been taking at night isn't working and I'm still waking up with a runny nose.  It's not snot, it's Cramulus's Cursemas ghost blowing his ectoplasmic load up my nose.

And here I was using Vicks Vapo-Rub, when I've been inhaling ghostly vapors all along anyway.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

That certainly was... something...

Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

My brother is a classically trained jazz drummer. Imma say that to him just to watch his panties bunch. (Just like, whenever I'm in a group of self-proclaimed "artists," I say "there is no longer art, only advertising." That seems to get them all riled up nice nice.)

It's not a true statement, but it seems to work nicely.

Oh, of course I don't beleive that, it just serves to get the art-hipsters to justify thier outragously expensive art degrees, and question if working on the advertisement team of some shitty company is what they had in mind all those years ago when they first decided they wanted to be an artist. Plus, it gets them all red in the face. I just slink away afterwards and listen to them bicker amongst themselves.

I'm going to a gallery opening next month (Thanks for the idea, Nigel!), and I plan to use that at some point.