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Household Anarchy

Started by Hollis Increase, February 28, 2012, 04:06:29 AM

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Don Coyote

How zany and outlandish of you.

Salty

Woah. My mind=BLOWN.

This guy is legit, folks.

23skidoobuttfuckchristtheHOLYLIGHT.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Hollis Increase

Just quoting your own scripture.
Ser Piggy could only find work as a Mortuary Transport Driver.  His appearance was far too disgusting for the living.

Nephew Twiddleton

Ill see that and raise you a "some say he is a holy man. Others say hes a shithead."

are you going to explain your list or are you pretending to know something?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.

MY scripture? I AM A GODDAMNED PROPHET YOU ASSNOZZLE. MY SCRIPTURE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES RUN DOWN YOUR TEAR STAINED CHEEKS. MY SCRIPTURE IS A PULSING, LIVING, SHITTING THING.

Jaysus, if TGRR were alive today he'd show you some scripture.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Hollis Increase

Ser Piggy could only find work as a Mortuary Transport Driver.  His appearance was far too disgusting for the living.

navkat

Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 02, 2012, 11:09:45 PM
Ill see that and raise you a "some say he is a holy man. Others say hes a shithead."

are you going to explain your list or are you pretending to know something?

Some people call him Maurice (WOO-WOOOO!)

I BELIEVE IN YUO, HOLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! I KNEW YUO WERE REAL.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:01:42 PM

"Some episkoposes have a one-man cabal. Some work together. Some never do explain."

--Principia Discordia

I see you got kicked out of the university.  Did it have anything to do with harassing people with hacky sacks, as they tried to get to class (that's sticking it to The Man, eh)?
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Just quoting your own scripture.

Careful, people have been shat on for much less, here.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

Were like catholics here. We dont actually read our "bible."
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

Freeky

Quote from: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?

I remember that.  :lol:


QuoteHOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

:lulz:

Hollis Increase

Quote from: navkat on March 04, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 02, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

Wait.  You're a dude?
Ser Piggy could only find work as a Mortuary Transport Driver.  His appearance was far too disgusting for the living.

Freeky

What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?