OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2015, 05:18:11 AM
Like every other alcoholic drink with gold flakes in it (or apple flavour or being made by Smirnoff for that matter) it's complete garbage

What he said.

Meanwhile, trolling the shit out of the pathfinder FB page, with the classic "Lord of the Rings was the worst fantasy movie ever made".
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

The thread OP called me a "disgrace to Gygax's legacy", nuked the thread, and blocked me.

:hammer:
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Doktor Howl

Apparently demanding that Joss Wheadon write and Uwe Boll direct the next (sigh) D&D movie was the tipping point.
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Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2015, 05:18:11 AM
Like every other alcoholic drink with gold flakes in it (or apple flavour or being made by Smirnoff for that matter) it's complete garbage


Smirnoff Blueberry was awesome it tasted like blueberry yogurt. Shit blew my mind.

Meunster

Quote from: Gone with the Sin on August 06, 2015, 05:53:18 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2015, 05:18:11 AM
Like every other alcoholic drink with gold flakes in it (or apple flavour or being made by Smirnoff for that matter) it's complete garbage


Smirnoff Blueberry was awesome it tasted like blueberry yogurt. Shit blew my mind.

My friend tried to recreate smirnoff flavored with koolaid and yogurt.
Poe's law ;)

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2015, 05:35:13 AM
The thread OP called me a "disgrace to Gygax's legacy", nuked the thread, and blocked me.

:hammer:

Your mastery of the Ars Trollolol is still astounding after seeing it off and on for years. How you do that?

Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2015, 05:18:11 AM
Like every other alcoholic drink with gold flakes in it (or apple flavour or being made by Smirnoff for that matter) it's complete garbage

I'll give any dog it's day in court. I'm big on making mixers and shooters. If it's at least as palatable as a rail liquor I can usually make it into something excellent. I prefer a cheap rum and coke as mixers go or else lots of The Knot on a little bit of ice.

I know that this is nothing compared to some here, but I'm not one for the drink much anyway. Bi-polar gets MUCH worse for a habitual drinker and alcoholism runs heavy on my mother's side.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2015, 05:36:49 AM
Apparently demanding that Joss Wheadon write and Uwe Boll direct the next (sigh) D&D movie was the tipping point.

You are a bad, bad man, and should not be allowed on the interwebs without a nanny.

Also, shift over and nothing happened. Did I mention the bar was in Etobicoke? I'm almost disappointed.

Incidentally, not surprised to hear Schmirnoff Gold Apple is shit. I despise Smirnoff vodka.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Blargh.  Cant even put in my dissertation proposal until September.

President Television

Welp, I finally quit my job. My boss had started harassing me(and random passers-by, for that matter) on a daily basis, so I figured it was time for a change of scenery.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: President Television on August 06, 2015, 10:10:47 PM
Welp, I finally quit my job. My boss had started harassing me(and random passers-by, for that matter) on a daily basis, so I figured it was time for a change of scenery.

I feel ya.  Unfortunately, finding another straight job has been problematic.  Income is no problem, but my skills are gonna rust.
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2015, 10:12:23 PM
Quote from: President Television on August 06, 2015, 10:10:47 PM
Welp, I finally quit my job. My boss had started harassing me(and random passers-by, for that matter) on a daily basis, so I figured it was time for a change of scenery.

I feel ya.  Unfortunately, finding another straight job has been problematic.  Income is no problem, but my skills are gonna rust.

I'm a step ahead of you; I have no job skills to lose. But fuck it. My grandparents are graciously letting me stay with them, so I don't strictly need the money for now, and I wasn't really getting any benefit from it that I wouldn't get going outside every day. He was an unreliable source of income as it was, and you know what they call someone who sticks around and takes shit for no guarantee of peanuts? A slave.

That being said, I do need to brush up on my jobhunting skills.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

I got me a good soaking when the janitor, a new guy, accidentally hit the chemical safety wash. Flooded the wash room pretty damn good.
All this while a DS2015 member I happen to like dropped a homosexual "F" slur in a post. Another admin deleted it after I had posted a warning to the OP and banned some fool who piped up with the same in comments. Guess OP felt entitled as a homosexual. I explained that it was irrelevant, I'd ban anyone for any slur, even a self referential slur. He huffed a little in a pm and shut up. If he does it again I'll ban him. He's had more warning than I usually give.

Also.. seems a friend I am texting with just crashed her CNC machine for the first time in 12 years. 

Been a day for that kind of shit I guess.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

LMNO