My friend was bored in his religion class and typed this. Read it.
Chaminade was a drone created by the sponges to open windows when it was too chilly so that the
cookies can bake at their own pace. However, Chaminade secretly invented a salad dressing that would
change the bakery forever. Fighting his way to the stars, Chaminade drank champagne in order to fuel his
bloodlust for French onion soup. The Society of Mary Enthusiasts could not tolerate this insolence and
created a loan so large that he could not pay it off within 4 years. Fortunately, the galactic vegetarian took
a part time job at a gas station long enough to make 120 payments, the equivalent for a pardon. He snipped
coupons off of soda cans and traded them in for a spaceship which would replace the arm he lost in the
war. Laser beams fascinated that religious nut. The cookies were done and found it time to offer themselves
to the almighty crows. Meanwhile, the Society of Mary Enthusiasts joined forces with the French onion soup
to create a television set which would hypnotize poor Chaminade into becoming a mainstream consumer at
Walgreens. The lettuce was not fresh and so the dressing was in vain. That foolish robot forgot to patent
his creation and so the dog ate it. Chaminade had to travel back in time with the help of his creators, the
sponges, to patent the dressing so that the lettuce could be eaten. The French onion soup found his
spaceship and stole all of the laser pointers onboard. Staring at the blackboard with bluegrass in his mouth,
Chaminade wrote "hole" on the wall with a green crayon and traveled back 1 year into the past. It was to his
dismay that he discovered the dark truth: he had created the sponges. The drone developed feelings and
exploded into bite-sized pieces. One of those pieces patented the dressing while the other met the love of
his life, Brandy. Eventually, all of the shards of metal morphed back into one being like in
Terminator. Chaminade was reborn 1 year early. He was going to celebrate his birthday later. He kissed
Brandy goodbye and clicked his heels while biting his tongue to return home. With the laser pointers gone,
Chaminade became more ticked off than a clock and knocked over his spaceship with the power of baking
soda in his guts. The French onion soup was there, ready to blind Chaminade just enough so that he would
have to buy a television in order to see himself at night. The attack was thwarted as the crows took the
brunt of the attack. The crows exploded and spewed candy corn all over the French onion soup, thereby
destroying it. Chaminade couldn't punch the sun, anymore. Without his spaceship, Chaminade had to face
off against the destructive force known as the Society of Mary Enthusiasts.
To be continued...
The French onion soup was destroyed without Chaminade's bloodlust, so the champagne expired without a
cause and was properly buried in the vintage cemetery. The Society of Mary Enthusiasts, without the 2nd
course dish from four star restaurants, decided it was time to close windows so that future cookies would
freeze. From this, they could force Chaminade to rescue the tasty dough and thus be deactivated by means
of faulty programming. The crows overheard this plan and flew to Mississippi in order to request
backup. Meanwhile, Chaminade sat in a chair playing Humpty Dumpty Extreme on the game console he stole
from Toys R Us. The evil force had reached thirty houses before our beloved robot noticed that his room was
surprisingly cooler. He rushed into each room of "his" house in order to open the windows, only to look out
and see that the entire neighborhood was transforming into igloos. The Society of Mary Enthusiasts watched
him work his magic, waiting for him to enter the house that had a built in wallpaper that sings the logical
errors of anything that enters. As Chaminade was about to enter that specific building, his fate was going to
be sealed. Fortunately, the crows returned... with Space Straws. The space straws sucked up the Society
of Mary Enthusiasts and turned them into quince jelly. The crows enjoyed this on their bread as they
sang "Stairway to Heaven". Chaminade was free from his spell and returned to where his true home was...
into the sea. Since he was a drone, after all, he short circuited, died, and killed all of the fish.
THE END.
Unreadable. Needs white spaces.
(You might consider breaking that up into proper paragraphs. Just saying.)
Don't worry reading the story doesn't help it make anymore sense. However, if you want to confuse someone or make them think 'WHY!?' this story is great.
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 03, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
Don't worry reading the story doesn't help it make anymore sense. However, if you want to confuse someone or make them think 'WHY!?' this story is great.
I prefer doing that by being a horrible cunt, rather than with word salad.
Oh brother.
If that's the same word salad you showed me earlier, you wrote it, not a friend.
At least admit to being the author of your own posts.
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 03, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
Don't worry reading the story doesn't help it make anymore sense. However, if you want to confuse someone or make them think 'WHY!?' this story is great.
No, it doesn't confuse people. They know
exactly what is going on - someone decided to be incoherent for a bit.
Confusion requires both that something not make sense
and a perception that it
should make sense.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on December 05, 2010, 05:24:09 AM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 03, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
Don't worry reading the story doesn't help it make anymore sense. However, if you want to confuse someone or make them think 'WHY!?' this story is great.
No, it doesn't confuse people. They know exactly what is going on - someone decided to be incoherent for a bit.
Confusion requires both that something not make sense and a perception that it should make sense.
This.
Incoherence and pinealism CAN be done well, but it takes a really subtle touch in order to maintain an element of surprise and confusion. The thing is, most adults have been exposed to enough pinealist nonsense that it entirely lacks the novelty it's pretending to be. If you aspire to do pinealism well, good; practice.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on December 05, 2010, 05:22:56 AM
If that's the same word salad you showed me earlier, you wrote it, not a friend.
At least admit to being the author of your own posts.
Figures.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on December 05, 2010, 05:22:56 AM
If that's the same word salad you showed me earlier, you wrote it, not a friend.
At least admit to being the author of your own posts.
That it is.
The story does have a logic to it. It is very difficult to see, though. Most people would just give up on
reading it because of the spacing and call it nonsense. Hopefully, all of you here are not like that. Recently,
the person that wrote this story has taken control of this account. I am that person. Anyways, I'll add more
spacing to the story so that it's more legible. This is a story that sounds like crap at first glance (each
individual sentence sounds odd) but it has a faint system of explaining itself. What this means is that you
could ask any question about the plot or the characters and another sentence in that text will explain it.
By the way. I have received a request to post another one of my works. Before you say "Oh, God. Another word salad", be sure to check it out. You may become flabbergasted at what you find.
Quote from: Kansai on December 19, 2010, 05:18:29 PM
The story does have a logic to it. It is very difficult to see, though. Most people would just give up on
reading it because of the spacing and call it nonsense. Hopefully, all of you here are not like that. Recently,
the person that wrote this story has taken control of this account. I am that person. Anyways, I'll add more
spacing to the story so that it's more legible. This is a story that sounds like crap at first glance (each
individual sentence sounds odd) but it has a faint system of explaining itself. What this means is that you
could ask any question about the plot or the characters and another sentence in that text will explain it.
Oh my god. Are you in grade school? Double spacing the lines is not what anyone meant by "white space". Have you ever heard of the amazing technology called
"paragraphs"?
Quote from: Nigel on December 19, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Kansai on December 19, 2010, 05:18:29 PM
The story does have a logic to it. It is very difficult to see, though. Most people would just give up on
reading it because of the spacing and call it nonsense. Hopefully, all of you here are not like that. Recently,
the person that wrote this story has taken control of this account. I am that person. Anyways, I'll add more
spacing to the story so that it's more legible. This is a story that sounds like crap at first glance (each
individual sentence sounds odd) but it has a faint system of explaining itself. What this means is that you
could ask any question about the plot or the characters and another sentence in that text will explain it.
Oh my god. Are you in grade school? Double spacing the lines is not what anyone meant by "white space". Have you ever heard of the amazing technology called "paragraphs"?
B-b-b-but Nigel! Paragraphs give things a semblance of coherence! He can't possibly do that to this masterpiece of linguistic defecation!
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 19, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 19, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Kansai on December 19, 2010, 05:18:29 PM
The story does have a logic to it. It is very difficult to see, though. Most people would just give up on
reading it because of the spacing and call it nonsense. Hopefully, all of you here are not like that. Recently,
the person that wrote this story has taken control of this account. I am that person. Anyways, I'll add more
spacing to the story so that it's more legible. This is a story that sounds like crap at first glance (each
individual sentence sounds odd) but it has a faint system of explaining itself. What this means is that you
could ask any question about the plot or the characters and another sentence in that text will explain it.
Oh my god. Are you in grade school? Double spacing the lines is not what anyone meant by "white space". Have you ever heard of the amazing technology called "paragraphs"?
B-b-b-but Nigel! Paragraphs give things a semblance of coherence! He can't possibly do that to this masterpiece of linguistic defecation!
Could be worse. Could have double spaced between the words AND the line.
Quote from: TGB on December 19, 2010, 08:02:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 19, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 19, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: Kansai on December 19, 2010, 05:18:29 PM
The story does have a logic to it. It is very difficult to see, though. Most people would just give up on
reading it because of the spacing and call it nonsense. Hopefully, all of you here are not like that. Recently,
the person that wrote this story has taken control of this account. I am that person. Anyways, I'll add more
spacing to the story so that it's more legible. This is a story that sounds like crap at first glance (each
individual sentence sounds odd) but it has a faint system of explaining itself. What this means is that you
could ask any question about the plot or the characters and another sentence in that text will explain it.
Oh my god. Are you in grade school? Double spacing the lines is not what anyone meant by "white space". Have you ever heard of the amazing technology called "paragraphs"?
B-b-b-but Nigel! Paragraphs give things a semblance of coherence! He can't possibly do that to this masterpiece of linguistic defecation!
Could be worse. Could have double spaced between the words AND the line.
:x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2010, 04:57:49 PM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 03, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
Don't worry reading the story doesn't help it make anymore sense. However, if you want to confuse someone or make them think 'WHY!?' this story is great.
I prefer doing that by being a horrible cunt, rather than with word salad.
Word!
the most righteous thing i've read all day.
I didn't take the time to make paragraphs because, as mentioned in the first post, I was bored when I wrote it. Though I'm flattered that you're all trying to take my work so seriously. If I were in grade school, then I wouldn't be bored enough to type this monstrosity of joy and wonder. Regardless, I'll be sure to type an actual work that will be more comprehensible... with paragraphs for all of my beloved fans.
Quote from: Nigel on December 19, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Oh my god. Are you in grade school? Double spacing the lines is not what anyone meant by "white space". Have you ever heard of the amazing technology called "paragraphs"?
You have
no idea how validating it is to see someone else come to this conclusion.
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 12:08:33 AM
I didn't take the time to make paragraphs because, as mentioned in the first post, I was bored when I wrote it. Though I'm flattered that you're all trying to take my work so seriously. If I were in grade school, then I wouldn't be bored enough to type this monstrosity of joy and wonder. Regardless, I'll be sure to type an actual work that will be more comprehensible... with paragraphs for all of my beloved fans.
If you were "bored when you wrote it" and that made it impossible to try to make it any good, why on earth did you think it was good enough to share with anyone else?
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2010, 09:03:43 AM
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 12:08:33 AM
I didn't take the time to make paragraphs because, as mentioned in the first post, I was bored when I wrote it. Though I'm flattered that you're all trying to take my work so seriously. If I were in grade school, then I wouldn't be bored enough to type this monstrosity of joy and wonder. Regardless, I'll be sure to type an actual work that will be more comprehensible... with paragraphs for all of my beloved fans.
If you were "bored when you wrote it" and that made it impossible to try to make it any good, why on earth did you think it was good enough to share with anyone else?
This. If you were bored, and didn't want to put effort into writing it well enough to be coherent, why the fuck did you make me waste my fucking time reading it?
It's not my fault that you decided to read it. Besides, I'm just emphasizing the Discord in discordia with this. You shouldn't have problems with a random person posting random stuff on a site meant for zaniness in the first place. To put it simply, if you can't handle things which are illogical, then why do you bother logging onto this site to begin with? That's like a homophobic attending a gay pride parade and barking at one guy for being queer. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen" as they would say.
To answer your question of why this was posted, I was requested by my predecessor of this account. Seeing as you all seem to appear in the same chatrooms as him, it's almost as if he wanted me to post this story just so I could get slammed by the online community. On the other hand, I was anticipating such criticism (as ineffectual and repetitive as they are). For that reason, I'm not irritated by anyone's comments. I still need to ask the guy why he thought I should post this. To be honest, I was reluctant to use an account on here, though he insisted that I take this one. Oh, well. To each their own, I guess.
Poptart. It doesn't matter if it's actually him, it's basically the same thing.
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 01:40:39 PM
It's not my fault that you decided to read it. Besides, I'm just emphasizing the Discord in discordia with this. You shouldn't have problems with a random person posting random stuff on a site meant for zaniness in the first place. To put it simply, if you can't handle things which are illogical, then why do you bother logging onto this site to begin with? That's like a homophobic attending a gay pride parade and barking at one guy for being queer. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen" as they would say.
To answer your question of why this was posted, I was requested by my predecessor of this account. Seeing as you all seem to appear in the same chatrooms as him, it's almost as if he wanted me to post this story just so I could get slammed by the online community. On the other hand, I was anticipating such criticism (as ineffectual and repetitive as they are). For that reason, I'm not irritated by anyone's comments. I still need to ask the guy why he thought I should post this. To be honest, I was reluctant to use an account on here, though he insisted that I take this one. Oh, well. To each their own, I guess.
Listen up, Special Boy. You seem to have come here in search of lame, worn-out stereotypes to practice your lame, worn-out stereotypes on. You might want to try
actually reading the forum (assuming you are more literate than you appear)
before telling us what it's all about. Here are a few good places to start:
(Protip: read the whole thread and not just the OP)
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26864.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18313.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21052.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27460.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23512.0
Oh yeah, and this:
http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Will give you a much better idea of what this forum is about. This isn't your grandmother's Discordia.
However, I doubt you will like it or get anything out of it. Have you tried the Discordian groups on Facebook? I think they are much more what you are looking for.
*Old technology is so impractical. It erases your stuff in one click.*
I have read the forums and conclude that you are full of yourself and are no way creative, unique, or individualistic. Especially since you carelessly throw the term "stereotype" around without knowing its definition. It's true that you have more experience to the term discordian than myself. However, a word's value is on its definition. A word's definition is to be interpreted by the preceiving consciousness. How I define Discordia is my business. Should I follow what you are saying, then what's the whole point of joining? I will agree on some points that you have made. On the other hand, to completely abide by what you define as proper individualism would be a contradiction in and of itself. Regardless of how many of you exist on this site, Rainbow Man, my output shall remain intangible to your state of order. The fact is that you expect creativity to have YOUR sense of logic and flow. I apologize for not following your "standards of chaos".
Enjoy the forums. Long live PD!
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
*Old technology is so impractical. It erases your stuff in one click.*
I have read the forums and conclude that you are full of yourself and are no way creative, unique, or individualistic. Especially since you carelessly throw the term "stereotype" around without knowing its definition. It's true that you have more experience to the term discordian than myself. However, a word's value is on its definition. A word's definition is to be interpreted by the preceiving consciousness. How I define Discordia is my business. Should I follow what you are saying, then what's the whole point of joining? I will agree on some points that you have made. On the other hand, to completely abide by what you define as proper individualism would be a contradiction in and of itself. Regardless of how many of you exist on this site, Rainbow Man, my output shall remain intangible to your state of order. The fact is that you expect creativity to have YOUR sense of logic and flow. I apologize for not following your "standards of chaos".
Enjoy the forums. Long live PD!
:outlandish:
Don't worry little one, someday you will grow up and be embarrassed by your idiocy. Probably not until you are at least 16 though.
ETA WHERE THE FUCK DID THE AKK EMOTE GO?
By the way, if you bothered reading the forums at all before you posted, you would know that I'm a chick. Fucking prepubescent retard.
I'm going by your icon, not your actual gender.
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
I'm going by your icon, not your actual gender.
Are you shitting me? You've never heard of Hyperbole and a Half? That's a chick, you little twit.
I'm not familiar with Hyperbole and a Half. Send a link of it.
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 08:40:29 PM
I'm not familiar with Hyperbole and a Half. Send a link of it.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hyperbole+and+a+half
Hahaha. I'm reading "The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas". It's very entertaining. Thank you for the link and sorry for the gender mixup.
Apology accepted. Read this one next:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 01:40:39 PM
It's not my fault that you decided to read it. Besides, I'm just emphasizing the Discord in discordia with this. You shouldn't have problems with a random person posting random stuff on a site meant for zaniness in the first place. To put it simply, if you can't handle things which are illogical, then why do you bother logging onto this site to begin with? That's like a homophobic attending a gay pride parade and barking at one guy for being queer. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen" as they would say.
To answer your question of why this was posted, I was requested by my predecessor of this account. Seeing as you all seem to appear in the same chatrooms as him, it's almost as if he wanted me to post this story just so I could get slammed by the online community. On the other hand, I was anticipating such criticism (as ineffectual and repetitive as they are). For that reason, I'm not irritated by anyone's comments. I still need to ask the guy why he thought I should post this. To be honest, I was reluctant to use an account on here, though he insisted that I take this one. Oh, well. To each their own, I guess.
:lulz:
You actually think that this site is about illogical bullshit? Really? Have you fucking read anything here? Hey man, I've been a Discordian my entire adult life, and I will tell you I never thought shit like this was funny or cool or anything like that. I log into this site, because this is one of the very few places that I can find people who are my intellectual equals, and half of them are my superiors. I have lots of common interests with them. Also, fuck you, I take offense to your use of the word "queer". Blaming someone else for your own actions is the absolute worst thing you can do. In conclusion, go soak your head in a bucket three times, and remove it twice. It will solve your problems.
I'm halfway through the story, but I have to put a pause on it. I have to prepare for a party. I'll finish it later.
As for you, Doktor Phox. I'm not sure what "The Tale of Chaminade" has to do with intellectual stimulation. From your latest response, you act as if you were being forced to read my work. I am sorry that you feel offended by my analogy, but it was not intended to target homosexuals in particular (i.e. I'm not homophobic). If you are, however, interested in more sophisticated dialects, then I would be more than happy to obliged. However, we should discuss on a more... related thread for whatever you wish to talk about.
For everyone who's heard my responses, I have been acting like a prick (noticing this when you pointed it out) since I've had bad experiences with online communities. I'm a bit of a philosopher and critical thinker, but I don't prefer to reveal that trait too often.
Reveal it or GTFO.
Seriously, though, this place is not about pretense, babble, "zaniness", or any such twatwafflery. It's mostly about philosophy and social hacking.
Very well, then. It is clear to me now that my short bursts of crazy are not sufficient enough for this audience. I shall come up with something more palatable.
Also, quit whining about people's critique of your writing. You put it out there, and people have free time to read it. It's going to get criticized if you put it out there, so I recommend next time putting some thought and effort into a piece before you post it, and then putting on your big-girl panties and learning how to take criticism.
This forum contains a lot of serious thinkers and writers, including a couple of book authors, and many people do put a great deal of work into their writings, so a bit more is expected of contributors than you might find at other forums. best foot forward and all that.
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 09:18:49 PM
I'm halfway through the story, but I have to put a pause on it. I have to prepare for a party. I'll finish it later.
As for you, Doktor Phox. I'm not sure what "The Tale of Chaminade" has to do with intellectual stimulation. From your latest response, you act as if you were being forced to read my work. I am sorry that you feel offended by my analogy, but it was not intended to target homosexuals in particular (i.e. I'm not homophobic). If you are, however, interested in more sophisticated dialects, then I would be more than happy to obliged. However, we should discuss on a more... related thread for whatever you wish to talk about.
For everyone who's heard my responses, I have been acting like a prick (noticing this when you pointed it out) since I've had bad experiences with online communities. I'm a bit of a philosopher and critical thinker, but I don't prefer to reveal that trait too often.
Yes. Because I come here for intellectual stimulation, I don't get to be pissed off over something that has no intellectual value on my PD. That's logical. When you say "forced to read", that's a bit much. "Forced to bash my brains out with a hammer in order to understand" is slightly more accurate. Perhaps you should think before you type, unless that's too difficult. It's painfully obvious you have no idea whom you are addressing.
Also, Phox is an insufferable cunt.
I don't think Phox is a cunt. I'm just over-defensive on criticism. So, Phox, I noticed you're a Dr. Horrible fan by your signature. Would you believe I had to watch it in my English Composition class? Good times.
May I recommend that you go to Bring and Brag and read through some of the other work there? You might like it, and also start to get a better handle on where the bar is set.
Here, you might like this one: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15380.0
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 09:33:06 PM
I don't think Phox is a cunt. I'm just over-defensive on criticism. So, Phox, I noticed you're a Dr. Horrible fan by your signature. Would you believe I had to watch it in my English Composition class? Good times.
Phox is a cunt. You're lucky she was the one here, though. Roger and ECH are
horrible cunts. And, everyone should be made to watch Dr. Horrible. It reveals the Horrible Truth
TM.
Or this one: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15381.0
Also go here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=9.2050;sort=starter
and read everything.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas (Kwanzaa and Hanuka, too). I know I did. I got one of those Fushigi balls. There's no mechanism in it at all. It's just a ball. Who knew?
Quote from: Mind King on December 26, 2010, 10:56:35 PM
I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas (Kwanzaa and Hanuka, too). I know I did. I got one of those Fushigi balls. There's no mechanism in it at all. It's just a ball. Who knew?
*cough*
People keep saying that thing about Hanukkah. Doesn't anyone know that Hanukkah was three weeks ago?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Quote from: Nigel on December 26, 2010, 11:03:43 PM
People keep saying that thing about Hanukkah. Doesn't anyone know that Hanukkah was three weeks ago?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Happy Ramadan!
I celebrated Ramadan with one of my friends earlier in the year. I think of it as Super-Lent.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 26, 2010, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 26, 2010, 11:03:43 PM
People keep saying that thing about Hanukkah. Doesn't anyone know that Hanukkah was three weeks ago?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Happy Ramadan!
I hope you had an inspiring Rosh Hashanah!
Quote from: Nigel on December 27, 2010, 12:37:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 26, 2010, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 26, 2010, 11:03:43 PM
People keep saying that thing about Hanukkah. Doesn't anyone know that Hanukkah was three weeks ago?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Happy Ramadan!
I hope you had an inspiring Rosh Hashanah!
I hope everyone had as fantastic a Chinese New Year as I did!
Quote from: Mind King on December 03, 2010, 04:38:36 PM
My friend was bored in his religion class and typed this. Read it.
Hi there! Read the piece. Well honestly, I read about 2/3rds of it. I had trouble getting through it because it reads like it was generated by mad libs. Like the author didn't have a plan or a story so much as he wanted to kill time during class. Sort of like automatic writing - you pen a bunch of it down and then you feel like you got something out, you expressed something, but it's not really good reading.
I do commend you for having the balls to post stuff though - you CREATED something, and that's cool.
But I'd like to read some stuff you wrote that was intended for an audience to read. This reads like filler. And maybe I'm reading into it too much but I'm guessing you were warned that we all have a lot of teeth when it comes to lit critique, so you posted something fluffy so you wouldn't feel bad if it got dissed on? just a guess.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 27, 2010, 01:23:29 AM
Quote from: Mind King on December 03, 2010, 04:38:36 PM
My friend was bored in his religion class and typed this. Read it.
Hi there! Read the piece. Well honestly, I read about 2/3rds of it. I had trouble getting through it because it reads like it was generated by mad libs. Like the author didn't have a plan or a story so much as he wanted to kill time during class. Sort of like automatic writing - you pen a bunch of it down and then you feel like you got something out, you expressed something, but it's not really good reading.
I do commend you for having the balls to post stuff though - you CREATED something, and that's cool.
But I'd like to read some stuff you wrote that was intended for an audience to read. This reads like filler. And maybe I'm reading into it too much but I'm guessing you were warned that we all have a lot of teeth when it comes to lit critique, so you posted something fluffy so you wouldn't feel bad if it got dissed on? just a guess.
CRAM, STOP BEING NICE TO THE NEWBS! YOU MAKE THE REST OF US LOOK LIKE THE JERKS WE ARE! :argh!:
I am taking a poomp in this here fread.
:flush:
My god! is that Christmas dinner?
Quote from: Mind King on December 27, 2010, 03:14:12 AM
My god! is that Christmas dinner?
No, the toilet wouldn't have a chance against Christmas dinner. It can barely manage day-to-day operations. No, for Christmas, I shat over the cliff behind the house, onto the golf course. It's just my way of saying Merry Christmas to all, and to all a great heap of my ass nuggets.
I love the way the flushing action generates enough wind to blow the toilet paper about.
Bump. I miss this guy. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 09:33:06 PM
I don't think Phox is a cunt. I'm just over-defensive on criticism. So, Phox, I noticed you're a Dr. Horrible fan by your signature. Would you believe I had to watch it in my English Composition class? Good times.
Phox is a cunt. You're lucky she was the one here, though. Roger and ECH are horrible cunts. And, everyone should be made to watch Dr. Horrible. It reveals the Horrible TruthTM.
You mean "This isn't the Hammer. The Hammer is my penis"????
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mind King on December 24, 2010, 09:33:06 PM
I don't think Phox is a cunt. I'm just over-defensive on criticism. So, Phox, I noticed you're a Dr. Horrible fan by your signature. Would you believe I had to watch it in my English Composition class? Good times.
Phox is a cunt. You're lucky she was the one here, though. Roger and ECH are horrible cunts. And, everyone should be made to watch Dr. Horrible. It reveals the Horrible TruthTM.
You mean "This isn't the Hammer. The Hammer is my penis"????
I was gonna say that "The Good Guys
TM" are narcissistic dickbags, but... you have a point. That IS a more Horrible truth
How did I miss this schmuck?!