Huh.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess 

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.

Red ones are only fast if they're moving away from you. If they're moving towards you they're going backwards.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess 

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.

Red ones are only fast if they're moving away from you. If they're moving towards you they're going backwards.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess 

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.

Red ones are only fast if they're moving away from you. If they're moving towards you they're going backwards.

New emote?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess 

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.

Red ones are only fast if they're moving away from you. If they're moving towards you they're going backwards.

New emote?

Yep.

I don't really know what it means, but it seemed appropriate.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess 

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.

Red ones are only fast if they're moving away from you. If they're moving towards you they're going backwards.

New emote?

Yep.

I don't really know what it means, but it seemed appropriate.

I like it, lol. I also seem to remember seeing that cartoon at some point but damned if I remember which one or what else happened it it other than dancing oysters.

[Elder Iptuous]

Disney's Alice in Wonderland, from the walrus and the carpenter scene.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That emote basically means "Lambs dancing gleefully to the slaughter house".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah, pretty sure they're all getting eaten. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That emote basically means "Lambs dancing gleefully to the slaughter house".

Gotcha. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah yeah that makes sense

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

...Of Cabbages and Kings