Obama elected because people are illiterate...

[Cain]

We're also practicing Christian and Jewish laws, if we accept Shariah law is being used over here, since that particular stipulation applies to all major religions.

ZOMG JOOISH INVASION.

In fact, fuck all those guys.  Fucking Johnny-come-lately monotheists, undermining the sanctity of our Danelaw.

[Jenne]

 Wow.  The LAIL is so thick, I can barely make out the words.  ETA: I'm also giggling over the "liberalism kills kids" title...

[Freeky]

Mr Scarborough also outlines how the US is a "special country" – more than any other in the world – and that is how God intended it.

This makes me go WTF in a huge way.

[Jenne]

It's a Religious Reich^TM philosophical staple, thinking that America is "God's Country," the World's Policeman, and exists to right the wrongs for GOD.  This includes a litany of shit that's convenient to Xtians.

[Freeky]

I hate it when people shout out (or post on internets) crap like that. 

[Juana]

What I loved about his speech was his advocacy for civil and literacy tests. Didn't we get rid of those already? During, like, the civil rights era? Because I'm pretty sure we did.