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true story

I've since learned that he apologized to Bella
so I guess I'll go now.

lucky me

I feel a bit funny taking advice from someone
who used to call himself 'turd'

You wanna know why not many people get us?

Idiots.

I'm voting for Pedro.

Thats why LMNO would make a decent guerrilla commander.  You dont hit the enemy at their strongest point.  Militarily the CoN, society, the Illuminati, whatever name you have for it will thank you very much for showing their crackdown (wiretaps, spying, ignoring posse commitas etc) is all very justifiable and nothing has been changed because they have all the guns, the non-lethal weaponry, the tanks, airplanes, tac-nukes and so on.  So you dont go down that route and find another weakness.  Thats basic.

the illuminati are psychic vampires poised to suck the life-force out of
the meaningless maggots.  They laugh at wiretaps.  They'll thank you
after they squish you.

Dear Bella,

"I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black"


Will I ever learn to play the kazoo for this song?

because Al Gore is an alien replicate without a human soul

everyone around here knows that.

This is a real letter from a moron in my own back yard.
 Be VERY afraid!

From 'The Spectrum, 5/11/05:
Liberals also have religious fanatics
To the editor:

Snakes gotta slither, mosquitoes gotta bite, hyenas gotta laugh, and liberals without an idea in their heads gotta go negative and blame Conservatives for religious fanaticism.

But wait! Al Gore told Diane Kefauver Rubin, on a visit to San Francisco in the early 1980s, that God sometimes talks to him, as reported by Bob Zelnick in his biography, "Gore: A Political Life." George Soros, the puppet master of the Democratic party, recently said to Rachel Ehrenfeld and Shawn Macomber the following, "If truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood."

Holy cow, and holy everything else for heaven's sake! If any conservative even joked about hearing God or believing that they themselves are God, the liberal Christophobes in the media and in politics would go into a panic!

So, it is my opinion that liberal's who fear conservatism's religious ideology need look no further than their own closets. These liberal fear-mongers engage in a lot of wild talk that belongs not to the barroom but to the asylum. Apparently Al Gore and George Soros live in that asylum!

Brent J.

Dear Bella,

A claw is a claw
And, and, and nobody has seen a, a talking claw
Nobody has seen a talking claw
Unless, unless that claw is the famous, the famous
Unless that claw is the famous
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw
Mr. Klaw

You are psychic!

Dear Bella,

A Squerrel bit my hand.

How do I cure the pain
and is there a way to deep-fry
tofu without using my fingers?

Thank You,
Sleepless in Kung Pao

This guy goes into the bar and sees his friend there( whom never drinks). He says to the guy" what's the matter" the guy says "well I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend"

The friend says "that's awful. let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it. where's your wife?" "I threw her out!" " well what did you do to your best friend?"

I grabbed him by the throat and shook him real hard and said "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! "

Great Story!          

Brilliant!

::eyes LMNO suspiciously::

Have you been following me around?

It's a very cool picture!

i've had sex standing up, whiel dancing. does that make me baptist?


FUCK YEAH!!!!

No, it makes you a Hare Krishna........... Oops!

Did I say that?

I'm going to hell for sure

Here's a joke.  Happens to be the only one I can remember through
the years, nice and short (I'm blonde.)

What do you call two blondes hanging upside down naked?




 ::short intermission provided by Devil Squerrel::

::Dances a jig::    "COooooooooooOORN!  It's Good for the
bawdy............. It's good for the Soul..........But if you eat it up
whoooole,  It's come out whole!"

::end of intermission::  











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