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Started by Penumbral, December 26, 2007, 06:04:58 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
February 20, 2008, 03:55:43 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#31
February 20, 2008, 04:13:32 PM
Dervishes will allow us to get drunk when they take over the world.

hooplala

#32
February 20, 2008, 04:22:56 PM
I thought they insisted on it?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Diseris

#33
February 21, 2008, 07:30:26 AM
"6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha."  - from B_M_W's sig

Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 19, 2008, 10:05:22 AM
I have far more respect for the Buddhists, who have a proverb, "if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." 


Buddhists are scary...
You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back - TMBG

LMNO

#34
February 21, 2008, 12:54:42 PM
Some of us Discordians have a saying, too...

"If you meet Eris on the road, duck."

Reginald Ret

#35
March 30, 2008, 09:41:13 PM
meh the discordian that originally said that was a bit scatter-brained and got distracted half-sentence by a goose(being a discordian doesn't make you smarter).
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

tyrannosaurus vex

#36
March 30, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
no, but being smarter makes you a discordian.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Payne

#37
March 30, 2008, 11:38:09 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
no, but being smarter makes you a REALLY REAL discordian.

FIXED

Reginald Ret

#38
March 31, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 30, 2008, 11:38:09 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
no, but being smarter makes you a REALLY REAL discordian with a cherry on top.

FIXED
FIXED THE FIX.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Triple Zero

#39
March 31, 2008, 10:08:27 PM
Quote from: Regret on March 31, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 30, 2008, 11:38:09 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
no, but being smarter makes you a REALLY REAL discordian FOR REALNESS.

FIXED
FIXED THE FIX.

fixt for injokes.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

#41
April 06, 2008, 03:37:14 AM
oshit
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

TheLastLump

#42
May 08, 2008, 04:57:18 PM Last Edit: May 10, 2008, 09:01:21 PM by TheLastLump
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.

e

#43
May 09, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.

QED

TheLastLump

#44
May 10, 2008, 09:04:08 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 09, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.

QED



Is that why the good die young?
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.
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