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Love Poems to my Wife

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 16, 2012, 05:21:58 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
October 19, 2012, 08:56:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 05:25:32 PM
Yes I know that our
Guests arrive in ten minutes
let's get nekkid now

I know your eyes are
way up there, but I wasn't
looking at your eyes

Inappropriate?
So neighbor lady says but
It's our Goddamn yard

:lulz: Please write more of these.

In fact, I would love to see a Project Board subforum opened up for Discordian Love Poetry.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 07:40:35 PM
Move over, Songs of Solomon.  :lulz:

She says I'm getting a beating over the second one in my last post.

:banana:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 19, 2012, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 08:56:41 PM
:lulz: Please write more of these.

In fact, I would love to see a Project Board subforum opened up for Discordian Love Poetry.

1.  No problem.  I love sending love poems to my wife via email.

2.  I'd love to see that, too.  Lemme ask the other guys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Sorry about the car
That will buff out, and I was
Staring at your chest

Mad howling upstairs
The kids are terrified bad
"Anniversary"

Fire engine arrives
My sweetie is really pissed
Rog in kitchen!  BAD!

Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 19, 2012, 09:50:24 PM
Ganesh in my pants
There are no barriers that strong
Hinduism excuse

So I'm middle-aged
But when she's around tell that
To "other" Roger

My brain works just fine
It's just that I'm not really
Using it right now

I have no idea
No excuse, no plea except
for PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
October 19, 2012, 10:04:43 PM
 :lulz: These are awesome in their horribleness.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 19, 2012, 10:06:03 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 10:04:43 PM
:lulz: These are awesome in their horribleness.

I am the last Great Romantic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 19, 2012, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:

I'm working on an epic right now.  Working title is "Where the fuck are my pants?  Wait.  No.  I don't care."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#24
October 19, 2012, 10:31:57 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:

I'm working on an epic right now.  Working title is "Where the fuck are my pants?  Wait.  No.  I don't care."

Such beauty as we are almost afraid to accept.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#25
October 19, 2012, 11:23:52 PM
Tears.  I swear, there are tears in my eyes. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
October 19, 2012, 11:29:38 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:

I'm working on an epic right now.  Working title is "Where the fuck are my pants?  Wait.  No.  I don't care."

This sounds like a Great Work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 19, 2012, 11:32:05 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 11:29:38 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:

I'm working on an epic right now.  Working title is "Where the fuck are my pants?  Wait.  No.  I don't care."

This sounds like a Great Work.

What makes it particularly awesome is that I am a HORRIBLE poet.  No shit.  I'm talking the fetal-alcohol syndrome baby of James McGonnagal and Joyce Kilmer, here.  Because the static and horrible music that's going through my head while I write it exists only for me.  I'm the Erich Zahn of poetry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
October 20, 2012, 01:40:18 AM
This needs to go on that poetry site.

Nah.

TOO GOOD.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
October 20, 2012, 02:54:49 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 11:32:05 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 19, 2012, 11:29:38 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 19, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 19, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
Blind, I cannot see
Because I threw my eyeballs
At your ass again

In the words of Robert Browning, I praise your "fresh strange music, the affluent language, the exquisite pathos and true new brave thought".  :lol:

I'm working on an epic right now.  Working title is "Where the fuck are my pants?  Wait.  No.  I don't care."

This sounds like a Great Work.

What makes it particularly awesome is that I am a HORRIBLE poet.  No shit.  I'm talking the fetal-alcohol syndrome baby of James McGonnagal and Joyce Kilmer, here.  Because the static and horrible music that's going through my head while I write it exists only for me.  I'm the Erich Zahn of poetry.

Yes, EXACTLY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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