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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#30
November 04, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
We would pointedly NOT have an argument/existential dilemma over who's the "real" one.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
November 04, 2011, 10:13:08 PM
I would DEFINITELY immediately have sex with my clone. In fact, I always wanted to be a clone just so I could have sex with myself.

AND THEN,

AND THEN,

We'd pretty much do anything we wanted. With two of me? I would be invincible!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
November 04, 2011, 10:59:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 10:13:08 PM
I would DEFINITELY immediately have sex with my clone. In fact, I always wanted to be a clone just so I could have sex with myself.

AND THEN,

AND THEN,

We'd pretty much do anything we wanted. With two of me? I would be invincible!

Which one gets to sit in the throne.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#33
November 04, 2011, 11:06:59 PM
Take the throne in shifts. Round the clock tyranny!
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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Kurt Christ

#34
November 04, 2011, 11:09:46 PM
Modify the throne into a two seater. Proceed to instigate civil war over who keeps putting their leg on the other's side.
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Juana

#35
November 04, 2011, 11:25:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:53:34 PM
Am I the only one who honestly wouldn't consider having sex with my clone?

Though, really, at least she'd know what WORKS...  That'd be a nice change, but...  No...

Well...

No, no...  That would be wrong in all sorts of strange ways...

Hm...


Nah, I'm with you.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
November 05, 2011, 04:55:28 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 11:06:59 PM
Take the throne in shifts. Round the clock tyranny!

This!

Man, having two of me would make my life so damn much easier.

What's funny is that I posed this question at the gallery last night and all of my friends immediately said that they would have to kill their clone before their clone killed them. :cry: And then they were all, how would you know your clone wasn't plotting to kill you?

But duh, if my clone is exactly like me, with all my memories and no idea that she's a clone, then she would be thinking the SAME THING AS ME. So she'd be all "SWEET, two of me! Let's fuck!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#37
November 05, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 04:55:28 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 11:06:59 PM
Take the throne in shifts. Round the clock tyranny!

This!

Man, having two of me would make my life so damn much easier.

What's funny is that I posed this question at the gallery last night and all of my friends immediately said that they would have to kill their clone before their clone killed them. :cry: And then they were all, how would you know your clone wasn't plotting to kill you?

But duh, if my clone is exactly like me, with all my memories and no idea that she's a clone, then she would be thinking the SAME THING AS ME. So she'd be all "SWEET, two of me! Let's fuck!"

That's exactly what I'm thinking! Any plan I make now about what to do with a perfect physical and mental duplicate of myself will be the same plan my clone has. Why the gibbering fuckballs would I want to kill myself, when I can instead use this to my advantage and do half as much homework?

Don Coyote

#38
November 05, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 05, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 04:55:28 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 11:06:59 PM
Take the throne in shifts. Round the clock tyranny!

This!

Man, having two of me would make my life so damn much easier.

What's funny is that I posed this question at the gallery last night and all of my friends immediately said that they would have to kill their clone before their clone killed them. :cry: And then they were all, how would you know your clone wasn't plotting to kill you?

But duh, if my clone is exactly like me, with all my memories and no idea that she's a clone, then she would be thinking the SAME THING AS ME. So she'd be all "SWEET, two of me! Let's fuck!"

That's exactly what I'm thinking! Any plan I make now about what to do with a perfect physical and mental duplicate of myself will be the same plan my clone has. Why the gibbering fuckballs would I want to kill myself, when I can instead use this to my advantage and do half as much homework?
And that is EXACTLY why I would HAVE to kill my clone.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
November 05, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
My clone would have to get her own account here, though. Otherwise it could get really confusing.

We could each work less, and take turns doing the shipping.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#40
November 05, 2011, 05:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
My clone would have to get her own account here, though. Otherwise it could get really confusing.

Would you change the password on your original account though? :)
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

#41
November 05, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 05:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
My clone would have to get her own account here, though. Otherwise it could get really confusing.

Would you change the password on your original account though? :)


The clone would be able to figure out the new one.  8)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
November 05, 2011, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 05, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 05:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
My clone would have to get her own account here, though. Otherwise it could get really confusing.

Would you change the password on your original account though? :)


The clone would be able to figure out the new one.  8)

There'd be no need. We might have to flip a coin to decide who got to use the original Nigel account, though. Because, obviously, we would both be attached to the idea of being the original. It wouldn't kill me to make a new account, though, so I might volunteer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#43
November 05, 2011, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 05, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 05:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
My clone would have to get her own account here, though. Otherwise it could get really confusing.

Would you change the password on your original account though? :)


The clone would be able to figure out the new one.  8)

There'd be no need. We might have to flip a coin to decide who got to use the original Nigel account, though. Because, obviously, we would both be attached to the idea of being the original. It wouldn't kill me to make a new account, though, so I might volunteer.

I see, well, I trust myself, but maybe not that much. Though maybe I could, because if I'd try to screw myself over I'd know exactly how shitty I'd make myself feel. But then, knowing my singular self, I don't always strictly act in my own best interest--which would probably become at least some source of conflict sooner or later, but maybe not by very much.

And Twid, if your clone can figure out your newly chosen password, then you probably need a better way of picking your passwords :) There's lots of external sources of non-determinacy you can use.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#44
November 05, 2011, 05:44:44 PM
I'd kill it first, to stop it from taking over my life.

Because, as me and my clone both know, getting proper, fake ID is very hard, and throw in biometrics, and we're both in for shit.  Only one can survive.
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