Zen

[The Good Reverend Roger]

zen is not a 'being,' zen is a 'doing.'

ifyou seek zen, you will not find.

if you listen for zen, you will not hear.

if you try tosmell zen, you will not smell.

zen is the seeking, the listening and the hearing, not what you
seek, what you hear and what you smell.

meditate on that a few times, then return when you are ready for your
koan. your personal koan.

-Roshi N'yo B?©

*hits Roshi with a stick*

HEY!  That's MY gig!

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

zen is not a 'being,' zen is a 'doing.'

ifyou seek zen, you will not find.

if you listen for zen, you will not hear.

if you try tosmell zen, you will not smell.

zen is the seeking, the listening and the hearing, not what you
seek, what you hear and what you smell.

meditate on that a few times, then return when you are ready for your
koan. your personal koan.

-Roshi N'yo B?©

*hits Roshi with a stick*

HEY!  That's MY gig!

*hits Roger with a stick*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*Pies Rocketllama*

*Takes stick and hits Roshi*

*Gives stick to Roger*

[kmandibles]

*hits Hugh with pie stick*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*Pies kmandibles with Eris's Sledgehammer*

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

*pies and canes Hugh*

*beats Roger up with a Dildo*

*pees in a circle to mark his territory and puts up a flag proclaiming his little circle the Kingdom of Zen and Excommunicates and student of Zen not paying him taxes*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*pies and canes Hugh*

*beats Roger up with a Dildo*

*pees in a circle to mark his territory and puts up a flag proclaiming his little circle the Kingdom of Zen and Excommunicates and student of Zen not paying him taxes*

*Molotovs Rocketllama's territory, and kills the entire population*

*Canes DonkeyOtay*

*Pies RocketLlama as he tries to escape*

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

*pies and canes Hugh*

*beats Roger up with a Dildo*

*pees in a circle to mark his territory and puts up a flag proclaiming his little circle the Kingdom of Zen and Excommunicates and student of Zen not paying him taxes*

*Molotovs Rocketllama's territory, and kills the entire population*

*Canes DonkeyOtay*

*Pies RocketLlama as he tries to escape*

*sits in his underground Tower of the Mighty Razor and plots his revenge involving sticks*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*Sends Godzillipolus, the Mighty Burrowing Prairie Squid, after Rocketllama*

[Saint*B]

*eat pop-corn and sips his molotov cocktail*

now THIS is zen.