Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Payne on February 03, 2010, 09:39:20 PM

Title: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Payne on February 03, 2010, 09:39:20 PM
Hai you spags! Tis the double headed Payne Pix monster back in full effect! Me (pix) is much calmer and feeling less mad nao Payne has arrived. His journey was FAR too eventful, there were fights arrests and everything. None involving him, and my maternal household actually figured out what to do about me turning 30 on friday without me having to mediate and the squat party in my head kicking off again. Fuckers dont invite me and i cant even have a joint. BASTARDS!
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Cain on February 03, 2010, 11:56:24 PM
Pics or it never happened
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Payne on February 05, 2010, 11:01:03 PM
Pix again. We spent the last couple of days finishing off the decorating of my flat and I spent today spring cleaning and basically moving back in, i couldn't buy beer because we got ID'd in Asda while i had i bag emblazoned with a massive 30. We made up for it by having some noisy sex and being horny asshats. so if my neighbours were the reason for my going mentals I bet  they regret it now. Payne is looking far too double plus smug to borrow keypad but says hai and will post more tomorrow when we has nets
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Payne on February 05, 2010, 11:06:25 PM
It has been an awesome birthday despite enforced sobriety and Payne is just muttering 'Bewbs!' so i guess he's content.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Jenne on February 06, 2010, 12:47:26 AM
LOL.  Hey, dont' break nuffin you can't replace, you two.  Now that you're over 30, pix, that shit costs ya DOUBLE!

Glad you are getting your kicks in together and all though.  :D
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Telarus on February 06, 2010, 01:18:02 AM
:awesome:
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Payne on February 11, 2010, 10:56:08 PM
Have found that stress makes Pixie head squatters worse and am staying at my dad's again. Spent a day on my friend's parents smallholding in the new forest and have been logging various variables and doing research. The farm makes me less stressed and doing work there for foods and a place to escape to when it gets stressy is currently a plan for self imposed therapy, exercise and not being bored a couple days a week when i can fit it in around urgent doc and shrink stuff.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Payne on February 11, 2010, 11:10:55 PM
Also family and friends like the Payne and i'm starting to do research on psychosis and neurology. Hopefully my interweb hiatus shall not be too much longer.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 11, 2010, 11:48:21 PM
Quote from: Payne on February 11, 2010, 10:56:08 PM
Have found that stress makes Pixie head squatters worse

I have read this 4 times and still have no idea what it means. I mean, I know what all of the words mean seperately but they make no sense in that order.

:?
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Salty on February 11, 2010, 11:52:40 PM
Squatters=unwelcome tenants.

Non-pixies. Voices that have no business in her head.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Salty on February 11, 2010, 11:58:46 PM
Glad you're somewhere healthy pixie, hope you feel better for good soon.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: -Kel- on February 12, 2010, 03:56:57 PM
Glad you're doing better and hope you keep moving on the path to being healthy and happy in life.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 13, 2010, 11:51:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 11, 2010, 11:52:40 PM
Squatters=unwelcome tenants.

Non-pixies. Voices that have no business in her head.

TITCM!

:mittens:

I am at my mother's doing neurology  and general research on psychosis.

I has nao got a key to my da's house and he thinks the sun shines out of Payne's arse. I am also a spag who broke her phone last night and am having to do the "daddy halp!" thing.

Work as usual are NOT helpful in the slightest and it looks like I am going to have to move to somewhere else once i am all independent Pix again.

And my shrink has not got an English accent, and funnily enough I only hear southern englishers as head squatters.

When I am bored I troll them (the voices).

Also please to be demanding a pic of Roger and his scariest possible face. I plan to use it as a kind of Servitor for chaos magic style eviction of the head squatters.


Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2010, 12:56:22 PM
Would this one work?

(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9879/roooger2.jpg)
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 13, 2010, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 13, 2010, 12:56:22 PM
Would this one work?

(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9879/roooger2.jpg)

:lulz:

yes it would!

However, being a proactive Pixie has helped a fuckton, I was looking at Temporary Psychosis, and found that I was caning co-codamol, weed, benzocaine gel for the open tooth wound, suffering work stress, Douchebag (Ross, teh ex) stress and shitty living arrangements....

http://www.merck.com/pubs/mmanual_ha/sec3/ch32/ch32d.html

was where the starbucks pebbles started to make sense, and Nigel talking about temporary psychosis caused by stress and insomnia started me on a train of thought with the head squatters were helping out some.
Title: Re: Pixie has hijacked my account again, this time using her mobile.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 13, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 01:37:52 PM
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I has nao got a key to my da's house and he thinks the sun shines out of Payne's arse.

yay!

As for the sun, it does you know. But not for long. The elders do tell of a giant Sky Beatle (I think its Ringo FYI) pushes it up there when it disappears in the western sky after his chore of rolling the sun 'cross the heavens, and when it rises again, in the north (obviously) it briefly shines out of his Messianic bung hole, before the Holy Sky Beatle carries on his daily journey to illuminate the good people of the earth with His Infinite Joy. ;)

wow. southern head squatters. I for one would hate that to bits. tell em they're mockney wankers from me next time you troll em.

Keep taking it easy Pix :D

:lulz:


yep and paranoia from too much smoking of the herb was not helping me thinks straight, but the stress of quitting outright didn't help... Payne is a clever spag...

cheers mate for being awesome and supportive here and on facefuck.