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#1
Or Kill Me / Screw You Hippies
January 15, 2007, 08:30:26 AM

The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
-- Some dude.

I regret that we helped to redefine 'cool' from being an inner state of grace and rebellion to being an outward display of consumption and compliance.
-- Sam Smith, An Apology to Younger Americans

He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
-- Nietzsche

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Being a Discordian is no excuse for being an asshole.
-- Rev. Verthaine


Here's the thing about Discordians: they're all fucking frauds.

That is to say, they're either rubbing mushy bits with frauds (and pretending that it's fulfilling), happily being frauds while wearing their religious party hats (so as to get the free booze), or they are pretensious wankers. Every person that I've ever come across who was proud to be a Discordian was proud almost solely because of whatever it was that they were rejecting and, invariably, their rejection was a focus of how they defined themselves. They all had plenty of reasons for opposing some norm or other; pain, bad relationships, emotional coping mechanisms, not fitting in, being teased as a child whose mother still made them wear shorts in their senior year at school... the list is long and trivial. Needless to say, they all defined themselves as 'counter culture', more by virtue of their oppostion to some cultural norm or other, rather than through any actual possession of even the minutest sliver of culture.

Robert Anton Wilson, whatever you may think of him, at least had one thing right. He respected (and created) Discordians that definied themselves through what they could make/build/do/understand rather than what they chose to oppose. Take Hagbard Celine and Emperor Norton. They weren't about throwing off the trappings of society, they were about adopting all the trappings that they could lay their hands on and screwing the rest of society for everything they could get. And more than that, they understood that you can't screw someone by sticking your middle finger up in the air in front of them. A lass, whom I happen to admire greatly, sent me an email some time ago in which she stated that anyone who wore Chuck Taylor's shoes did so as an expression of rebellion. I'm sorry? Come again?! By wearing the right labels, I can show everyone how much I reject cultural norms? What the fuck?! Oh, my God! Barbeque!

Sure, choose not to play the game. Choose to torment a cabbage. Make yourself feel good by proving to everyone how much they were right when they said that you didn't fit in. I'm the guy in the corner, wearing the suit and tie, drinking the cocktails that aren't on the list. Here's looking at you, hippie.


#2
Or Kill Me / More of the same
December 30, 2004, 02:40:33 AM
#3
Literate Chaotic / The Cluetrain Manifesto
August 03, 2004, 06:34:05 AM
Here's hoping they can resist becoming the next source of meaningless marketing jargon.

http://www.cluetrain.com/
#4
Literate Chaotic / Neolithic Casserole
July 03, 2004, 01:16:46 AM
From a mailing list that I subscribe to and find entertaining. I hope Mr. Spacek doesn't mind me posting it here. There is a URL for the list at the bottom.

Quote from: Patrick SpacekPrint this and distribute it to your friends.
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Why Are We in Iraq?
===================

1: Questions Seemingly Without Answers

What is al-Qaeda? Who is Osama bin Laden? What plans
does he have for us all? Why does he hate us so much?
Why are we in Iraq?

It begins on September 11th, a day foretold in the
Bible. It begins in the ancient capital of Egypt and
home of the Binary Gnostic Jewish Freemason world
conspiracy...New York City.


2: New Cairo, Deep Beneath the Ground

It is not generally known that the site for the World
Trade Centre was chosen because of its close proximity
to ancient Indian burial grounds. These grounds are
believed by many to be repositories of tremendous
occult power.

Sonic imaging of what is now Ground Zero has shown the
presence of oddly symmetrical caves deep under the
surface. Many speculate that the Kings of Ancient
Egypt were really American Indians who spread Pharonic
culture to Africa and the Middle East. If this is
true, then it is likely that the caves under Ground
Zero (the 'Indian burial grounds') are the North
American equivalent of the Valley of the Kings.


3: Ancient Migrations

It is well established that the reason the Ancient
Egyptians built pyramids was to channel the Death
Energy of their kings and 'beam' this energy into the
Land of the Dead (or, as we refer to it today, 'outer
space'). Did the pre-Egyptian Amerindian Pharaohs
build similar pyramids on Manhattan Island? Perhaps.
But what is undeniable is that the white American
government built the symbolic symbol of its power and
dominance, the Twin Towers, over top of an ancient
reservoir of pent-up Amerindian Death Energy.

The shape and form of this modern day temple is
significant. In the Masonic belief structure, the
Double Phallus is the symbol of Set, Egyptian god of
destruction and mortal enemy of Osiris, the god of
light. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead, and in
Amerindian rock cravings, the double phallus is a
symbol of evil and corruption. The World Trade
Centre's proportions were a perfect match to these
ancient, mathematical symbols, down to a millionth of
an inch.

Was the World Trade Centre a gigantic collector of
Necron Energy? And, if so, what did the American
government hope to achieve by storing it in the
Pentagon? Perhaps the answer to this question may be
ascertained by considering that the design for the
Pentagon shares several striking similarities with
several occult symbols, such as the pentagram and the
Star of David. Satanism, Freemasonry and the Jews.
What is the connection? Or, to put it another way, as
so many people did immediately after 911, 'Why do they
hate us so much?'


4: The Tainted Blood of Christ

For answers, we must turn to the Middle East,
birthplace of three world religions and source of
many of the world's current problems.

When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, they, like
the British before them, did so under the mistaken
belief that the Holy Grail was to be found there. What
the Russians instead discovered, to their great loss,
was that, far from being a holy land, Afghanistan is
decidedly unholy. The reason for this is that
Afghanistan is the resting place of the legendary
Anti-Grail.

Like the Holy Grail, this evil, black Grail was also
used to catch the blood of Christ as he died on the
cross. Unlike the true Holy Grail, however, the
Anti-Grail's blood was further consecrated by a
heretic branch of Judaism often referred to as the
Binary Gnostics. This sect, despised by both the
Israelites and the Romans, were strongly influenced by
Zoroaster in their belief, and worship of, both a good
and evil god. Their symbol? The Twin Towers of Babel.
One tower to reach each of the two holy gods.


5: Apocalypse Now

To summarize, then, the Twin Towers were in actual
fact a temple created by heretic Jewish Freemasons
secretly running the United States from Israel using
the polluted blood of Christ. This temple was built
over the tombs of Amerindian Pharaohs, in order to
harness the spiritual energy of pre-Egyptian death
cults and use it further subjugate the Western world.
By having the entire population worship the twin
phallus of their twin gods, the Israelis were on the
verge of converting Christendom to a religion older
than Christ. It was only a matter of time before black
helicopters would dispense synthetic Black Blood to
the new believers, setting off a final crusade meant
to once and for all wipe out all competing religions.
The end was clearly at hand.

Fortunately, al Qaeda was there to stop it, as they
had stopped it so many times before.


6: The Last Scion of the Christ

Al-Qaeda, despite being a militant Islamic
organization, actually has its roots in medieval
Christian Europe.

During the Crusades, a group of Knights Templar
converted to Islam. The reason for this? Whereas the
rest of the Templars were searching for the Holy
Grail, believing it to be a physical (or perhaps
metaphysical) object, the Knights of al-Qaeda
discovered what the Grail really was. They learnt
that, during the Dark Ages, Muslim scholars had worked
to preserve European learning, culture...and certain
bloodlines. Including the bloodline of Jesus Christ.

The Holy Grail, it was discovered, was nothing less
than the descendants of Jesus, living in the Middle
East as Muslims for over a thousand years.


7: The Cleansing of 911

Whereas the Christian Templars were later co-opted by
Masonic Binary Gnosticism, the new, Muslim Templars
settled in Arabia and vowed to protect the bloodline
of Christ. This they have done, until the creation of
Israel and American interference in everything from
the Iran-Iraq War to the rise of Islamic
fundamentalism. With the entire region thrown into
instability, agendas of the Mossad and the CIA could
roam the area at will, capturing and killing the
Templars' charges.

And when the 911 hijackers (and defenders of the true
Holy Grail) crashed their air planes into the greatest
symbol of evil in the world, they were doing it in an
attempt at stopping the American government from
finishing its centuries-long war against the Clan of
Christ. What was the CIA's purpose, after all, but to
hunt down and exterminate those with even a drop of
holy blood in their veins? And whose father once ran
the CIA? The current President of the United Statues,
George W. Bush.


8: Dark Days Ahead

Only one descendant of the Son of God remains, and
Osama bin Laden and his Knights Templar were
determined to do what they could to protect him before
the Americans could destroy him too.

That descendant of Jesus was named Saddam al-Majid,
aka Saddam Hussein.

That is why we are now in Iraq. To crucify Christ
again.
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#5
Literate Chaotic / Zombie Survival Guide
November 19, 2003, 02:50:58 AM
SssBella: I take it you've seen this?

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/ It's in Flash. *Audio Warning*