Lines fron the table...

[Luna]

"Now, before we do anything hasty, I'd like to point out that I'm more useful to everyone in this room WITH bladder control."

[President Television]

From an IRC session of 3.5e(I'm Cowboy Bebop):

<theDM> it is ur turn cowboy.
<CowboyBebop> I try to cut dwarfi out
<CowboyBebop> swingan greataxe
<CowboyBebop> cuttan guts
<theDM> ok the ogre grabs you.
<CowboyBebop> now this is interesting
<CowboyBebop> I yell I NEED AN ADULT
<Thorclock> where does he grab him?
<Thorclock> can you show me on the doll?
<CowboyBebop> haha
<theDM> the ogre throws you
<theDM> dwarf ur turn.
<DWARFINATOR> can i shoot my ornate long bow inside him
<Thorclock> dont you have any touch spells?
<CowboyBebop> innuendo has just hit critical mass

<theDM> the dungeion fades from around you and you see a fiend of flowers.
<CowboyBebop> A fiend?
<theDM> those awake that is
<CowboyBebop> HOLY FUCK ATTACK FORMATIONS EVERYONE
<theDM> field
<CowboyBebop> oh
<CowboyBebop> ok
<theDM> clams turn
<Thorclock> he's not here
<Thorclock> what woudl a fiend of flowers look like?
<Thorclock> I bet he gets made fun of by all the other fiends
<CowboyBebop> I don't know.
<theDM> oh right cowbys
<CowboyBebop> I'm not sure I want to know.
<theDM> field of flowers.
<CowboyBebop> That really sounds more like a fey or elemental thing.
<Thorclock> http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/bloomofdoom.jpg
<Thorclock> fiend of flowers

<CowboyBebop> I shove the rat back up my nose.
<theDM> it fits somehow
<CowboyBebop> I try to gently fit my greataxe up my nose, handle-first
<theDM> someone walks up and hands you eack a large bag of gold.
<theDM> the great axe fits!!!
<DWARFINATOR> thx
<Thorclock> Hey Cowboy bebop, want me to carry that heavy gold for you?
<theDM> a reporter type asks how was it?
<CowboyBebop> I shove all the gold up my nose.
<CowboyBebop> My gold, I mean.
<CowboyBebop> I wouldn't steal anyone else's, I'm nice.
<theDM> it works, thor you see cowboy shoving gold up his nose...
<DWARFINATOR> was what
<CowboyBebop> Cool!
<CowboyBebop> I grab Thor and try to shove him up my nose.
<clammo> ok hi im back
<Thorclock> I make a mental note to examain the inside of his nose when he sleeps
<clammo> what are we doin
<Thorclock> OH GOD NO
<theDM> yhor wut do you do?
<Thorclock> cowboy bebutt is shoving everything in the world up his nose

<CowboyBebop> I try to shove my fist up my nose.
<theDM> it gos in.
<CowboyBebop> I push it in up to the shoulder.
<theDM> that is as far as it gos
<CowboyBebop> aw
<CowboyBebop> I pull it back out.
<theDM> your' arm is gone.
<CowboyBebop> oh fuck.
<CowboyBebop> Is the stump bleeding?
<theDM> no it looks like it has always been that way
<CowboyBebop> I try tilting my head forward.
<CowboyBebop> Does anything fall out?
<theDM> the arm

[Luna]

"I got the shiny!  I got the shiny!"

Me, after I find the apparent only treasure in the trash, and Herbert finds used shit rags...

[Luna]

"Poor man's detect traps.  Somebody fetch me another dead goblin."

[Freeky]

Roger:  *places a rat swarm on the board*

Me:  OFUK, WE NEED CATS, CATS, CATSCATSCATS!

[Don Coyote]

"He want's to enslave you. All dwarves are evil slavers"
-Elf wizard to an NPC we just spared after slaughtering all her friends after the dwarf priest tried to give her gear back.

"Worst cavalier ever."
-Elf wizard about my half-orc cavalier after failing for the billionth time at doing anything.

"I am a priest of Moradin"
"What is that? The dwarven god of beer and slavery?"
-the dwarf priest and I later that night

"I sit in the chair"
-my wife's kobold rogue, which caused no end of hillarity