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Title: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: -Kel- on June 03, 2010, 05:34:36 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37466438/ns/today-entertainment/ (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37466438/ns/today-entertainment/)

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/britain%20royal%20investiture%20-1923877541.grid-4x2.jpg)

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 05:36:45 AM
Fucking yes!

whoops, I mean screw the Empire!




OK, Sir Patrick Stewart is the shit. If anyone should be a knight, it's Capt. Jean-Luc Picard/Gurney Halleck.

Twid, likes TNG
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Freeky on June 03, 2010, 05:38:39 AM
Neat!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Cramulus on June 03, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
that's awesome!

In his honor I have changed to my super moustache stewart avatar

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/patrick_stewart_avatar3_square-1.jpg)


I bet the internet is about to go craaaazy
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: -Kel- on June 03, 2010, 05:42:29 AM
^^ i'm joining in on this for Sir Stewart!!!

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 05:51:13 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 03, 2010, 05:42:29 AM
^^ i'm joining in on this for Sir Stewart!!!



Hell, me too. I call Sejanus.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on June 03, 2010, 06:05:15 AM
Celebratory tune - Make it so. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNUjqYxnMc)


Sir Stewart fights the Evil Empire!
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080105221753/uncyclopedia/images/f/f7/Ahahaag4.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:11:22 AM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 03, 2010, 06:05:15 AM
Celebratory tune - Make it so. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNUjqYxnMc)


Sir Stewart fights the Evil Empire!
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080105221753/uncyclopedia/images/f/f7/Ahahaag4.gif)

Capt. Picard=way more manly than Luke Skywalker.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on June 03, 2010, 06:17:01 AM
^truth be told^

:cheers:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: LMNO on June 03, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
Anyone remember him in "Jeffrey"?


Heh.


LMNO
-Big, Gay Picards
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Suu on June 03, 2010, 01:30:01 PM
YAY!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: AFK on June 03, 2010, 01:38:59 PM
Set phasers to Hooray!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 03, 2010, 03:56:26 PM
:jebus:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 03, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
Anyone remember him in "Jeffrey"?


Heh.


LMNO
-Big, Gay Picards

Actually yes, lol
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 01:07:39 AM
I am Sir Locutus, of Borg. Assimilation will take place immediately.  Resistance is futile.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 02:53:46 AM
His knighthood is well-deserved! Perhaps when feudalism once again descends upon England, his descendants will rule with justice and impeccable enunciation over the Isle, blessed by their illustrious forefather.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:00:30 AM
Make it so, #1.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 05:07:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 01:07:39 AM
I am Sir Locutus, of Borg. Assimilation will take place immediately.  Resistance is futile.
:mittens:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 02:53:46 AM
His knighthood is well-deserved! Perhaps when feudalism once again descends upon England, his descendants will rule with justice and impeccable enunciation over the Isle, blessed by their illustrious forefather.

Part 1: Yes
Part 2: No

Twid, raised in Irish republican household.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 06:22:27 AM
QuoteTwid, raised in Irish republican household.

Ah, but I didn't specify /which/ Isle. I could have capitalized Isle for a totally stupid reason and meant Sri Lanka or something. =P
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:23:58 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 06:22:27 AM
QuoteTwid, raised in Irish republican household.

Ah, but I didn't specify /which/ Isle. I could have capitalized Isle for a totally stupid reason and meant Sri Lanka or something. =P

The Isle in question is understood in context: Britain

Edit: especially where you specifically mentioned England in your post.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:29:51 AM
Yeah, bit of a giveaway, that.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:33:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:29:51 AM
Yeah, bit of a giveaway, that.

And this from an Englishman.
The English know when they're being referrred to as well.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:35:04 AM
yes indeedy, my fine, fenian friend! (and i'm only half english)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:39:09 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:35:04 AM
yes indeedy, my fine, fenian friend! (and i'm only half english)


:lulz:

I'm only half Irish.
Well, mostly Irish ethnicity-wise, but my mother is Irish-American, my father's from Galway

Twid, lives in Boston for a reason
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:42:19 AM
I'm only half Irish too,
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:47:50 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 06:42:19 AM
I'm only half Irish too,

Slainte
:cheers:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:02:36 AM
Slonshal
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:02:36 AM
Slonshal


I'm guessing some equivalent to slainte?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:24:17 AM
Yeah, phonetic too. And regional to London Irish, and probably only a few Pubs there.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:26:45 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:24:17 AM
Yeah, phonetic too. And regional to London Irish, and probably only a few Pubs there.

That's kinda cool. So you're in London? Ever been to the Ruskin Arms (as stated elsewhere, total tard for Maiden)?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:35:38 AM
I'm not in London, I'm in Wiltshire, and I went off Maiden after "Number of the Beast".

Largely because of their overuse of "crazy dream" in their lyrics.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:37:47 AM
Moved on to greater druggier things. Like Motorhead, then Hawkwind.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:38:50 AM
Even partial to a bit of Gong,
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:42:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:35:38 AM
I'm not in London, I'm in Wiltshire, and I went off Maiden after "Number of the Beast".

Largely because of their overuse of "crazy dream" in their lyrics.

Hmmm....
Not going to let that ruin it for me. THough Motorhead is the balls.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:49:47 AM
Yep. Great big iron Balls. Implausible levels of Deciballs. And Lemmy too!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:00:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:49:47 AM
Yep. Great big iron Balls. Implausible levels of Deciballs. And Lemmy too!

Oh, yeah, Lemmy's god.
One big warty hard drinking god.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:07:12 AM
His diet has been nothing but Jack Daniels, Marlboros, and amphetamines for nearly forty years. He even got the sack from Hawkwind, for taking too many drugs! The man is, indeed a god of rock and roll. Immortal, ugly as fuck, and louder than a Lockheed F101G.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:14:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:07:12 AM
His diet has been nothing but Jack Daniels, Marlboros, and amphetamines for nearly forty years. He even got the sack from Hawkwind, for taking too many drugs! The man is, indeed a god of rock and roll. Immortal, ugly as fuck, and louder than a Lockheed F101G.

Further proof he's god. Lemmy can't die.
/b/tards can have their Chuck Norris. But we know what Lemmy would do to him.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:30:08 AM
Chuck Norris is a pussy compared to Lemmy. Never mind all that Kung fu, Lemmy has vocal cords like a GE Minigun. One sight of those muttonchop sideburns, and Norris would be ringing up his big gay pal, Steven Seagal, begging for a chopper to get him out of there. But even that dullard Seagal knows not to fuck with the meanest son of a preacher man since, . . . well, ever!  Sorry Chuck, but you is gonna have to be murdered to death, by a big, ugly Limey, who's been awake since 1979, and still isn't even tired!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:43:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:30:08 AM
Chuck Norris is a pussy compared to Lemmy. Never mind all that Kung fu, Lemmy has vocal cords like a GE Minigun. One sight of those muttonchop sideburns, and Norris would be ringing up his big gay pal, Steven Seagal, begging for a chopper to get him out of there. But even that dullard Seagal knows not to fuck with the meanest son of a preacher man since, . . . well, ever!  Sorry Chuck, but you is gonna have to be murdered to death, by a big, ugly Limey, who's been awake since 1979, and still isn't even tired!

Chuck would go down with the first "MAO-MAO-MAO!" out of Lemmy's mouth.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Chuck may have fists of fury, but Lemmy can move "Like a Paralellogram"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S2JlKqjbeo&feature=related
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
derail successful
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 12:57:33 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
derail successful

Ah, sorry, BB and I were spagging up a lot of threads last night. Nothing better to do, lol. My apologies.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:06:53 AM
yeah, sorry folks.

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/sir-stewart.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 01:26:14 AM
no worries i rarely mind a thread being derailed.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:32:18 AM
Well, would you mind not pointing that shotgun at me now please. It takes me back to when I used to be a Bank robber, in San Andreas. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 01:51:53 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:32:18 AM
Well, would you mind not pointing that shotgun at me now please. It takes me back to when I used to be a Bank robber, in San Andreas. 

is this better?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 01:59:31 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 01:51:53 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:32:18 AM
Well, would you mind not pointing that shotgun at me now please. It takes me back to when I used to be a Bank robber, in San Andreas. 

is this better?
:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 02:19:19 AM
 :lol: Barely, yeah, actually it's much better, no association at all, b :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 05, 2010, 01:40:13 PM
A well executed threadjack is a thing to behold.

Lemmy. It is alleged, would die without the amphetamines.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Patrick Stewart knighted
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 02:14:34 PM
Lemmy, alleged that himself. And attributed it to a nameless American Doctor, who examined him for a possible dialysis clean up of his bloodstream.
He wouldn't die, but I expect he would have a bloody long sleep. He allegedly hasn't slept since 1986.
But I don't believe that. I've known a lot of speed freaks, and we they are all full of the most implausable bullshit, so full, in fact, the eyes are often brown.