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Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
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Nephew Twiddleton

And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Things turn grey, become less elastic, and/or start to fall off.  

Oh, and you're hair starts to change color too.  

If you have kids it goes along a bit faster. 
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Things to expect, your teeth going bad, that started for me at about 30 and I take care of them a bit obsessively.  Losing your hair can start in your twenties or not till your 40's, but it seems to be an early 30's thing for most people.  People generally won't ask for ID for booze any longer.  Oh, and the women tend to be more aware of their own nature as sexual beings, and more willing to take some responsibility for their own satisfaction in that respect.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 06, 2010, 01:09:49 AM
Happy Birthday.

Things to expect, your teeth going bad, that started for me at about 30 and I take care of them a bit obsessively.  Losing your hair can start in your twenties or not till your 40's, but it seems to be an early 30's thing for most people.  People generally won't ask for ID for booze any longer.  Oh, and the women tend to be more aware of their own nature as sexual beings, and more willing to take some responsibility for their own satisfaction in that respect.

Already well underway to going bald, and have a pretty cool gf, but thanks :)
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2010, 01:06:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Things turn grey, become less elastic, and/or start to fall off.  

Oh, and you're hair starts to change color too.  

If you have kids it goes along a bit faster. 

Never been married, never had kids.
THough my younger sister has been a single mother 2 times in a row.
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Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 06, 2010, 03:18:17 AM
Another August baby!



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Coincidentally, I started the first year of my 20s recently.

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

I think it has something to do with kids starting to play on your lawn
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cainad on August 06, 2010, 06:24:27 AM
Coincidentally, I started the first year of my 20s recently.

:argh!:

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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 06, 2010, 06:35:22 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

I think it has something to do with kids started to play on your lawn

Give me another 5 years on that. Not going to rush it.

I'm also officially 29 now, since it's past midnight.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? :scared: GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)
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