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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Snap, Crackle and Pop
Bang, Zowie, Smash, Smack, Ka-Boom
Batman's Cereal!

NT: B Movies
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

I'm Gilbert Gottfried
It's USA's Up All Night.
Somebody Shoot Me.

NT:  terror scarf
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on June 02, 2008, 07:00:10 PM
I'm Gilbert Gottfried
It's USA's Up All Night.
Somebody Shoot Me.

NT:  terror scarf
:lol:
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Richter

Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on June 02, 2008, 07:00:10 PM
I'm Gilbert Gottfried
It's USA's Up All Night.
Somebody Shoot Me.

NT:  terror scarf

Spag in a shemagh
No coffee, beaten by cops.
Now is scarf phobic.

NT: Earl of Grey
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

PeregrineBF

The Earl of the Grey
Writes Haiku in his own way
While rhyming with "ay"

NT: Fox

Chelagoras The Boulder

beast made of cunning
or shit-for-brains news station
only you can choose

Keith Olbermann
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

AFK

"What? Bill O is dead?"
"What do I talk about now?"
"Get Me Dan Patrick!"

Give Me Something To Believe In

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on June 04, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
"What? Bill O is dead?"
"What do I talk about now?"
"Get Me Dan Patrick!"

Give Me Something To Believe In



Invisible friend
Up in the sky, He rules us.
It's the TRUTH, I swear!

Next: Bad 80's Synth Rock
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

hooplala

Relax, don't do it
when you want to suck to it
when you want to come


Next: The universe isn't really expanding, its just getting fat
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Richter

Gaia you lard sack!
You use to love exercise,
Run around the block!

NT: Blatant bias, boasting of brevity? Bravo! Bon chance, /b/
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

hooplala

Alliteration:
a word for too many "bees",
or, maybe it's not?


NEXT:  How I learned to stop worrying, and love Zappa

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

M.K

I worry no more
All I think about is now
Them titties and beer

next: Albinism in Nazi literature
Die Scheiße ist das Kühlgebläse angeschlagen.

Daruko

Though white reigned supreme,
TOO white was deemed girly gay.
Stupid; like this theme.

NT: Grandiloquent Supercilious Pharisaical Puling   :evil:

AFK

One day I was bored
I read the dictionary
I found some big words

NT:  glop
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Daruko

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 10, 2008, 06:27:18 PM
One day I was bored
I read the dictionary
I found some big words

NT:  glop


Fail.   Here does this help?     Smaller Word Translation:  Verbose Haughty Bigoted Whining