A rant : Magic (possibly Spirituality to)

[The Johnny]

<Image speaks telephatically> I THANK YOU TOO HUMAN, FOR ADDING ME TO YOUR FANTASIES ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE (BUT ARENT BECAUSE YOURE OVERCOMPENSATING YOU FAAAAAAAAAT LARRRRDOOOO1!!!111)

[The Johnny]

                                                                       
                                         OH WOE, NOT ENOUGH PIXIE DUST!
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

I actually formulated a law about that.

"On any Pagan board, the hotness of a woman's avatar is inversely proportional to the hotness of the actual woman."
- Roger's Third Law of Paganism.

for the men:

"A male pagan's commitment to paganism is directly proportional to their conservativism."
- Roger's Fourth Law of Paganism.

[The Johnny]

I actually formulated a law about that.

"On any Pagan board, the hotness of a woman's avatar is inversely proportional to the hotness of the actual woman."
- Roger's Third Law of Paganism.

for the men:

"A male pagan's commitment to paganism is directly proportional to their conservativism."
- Roger's Fourth Law of Paganism.

[/bombardment]

I can agree on the 3rd law, but i dont have empirical evidence to agree with you on the 4th one... it kind of seems counterintuitive to me... dw, ill take your word for it.

[bombardment]

[The Johnny]

OH HARRY, IF ONLY MY SIGILS WERE POWERFUL ENOUGH, WE COULD BE TOGETHER 

[The Johnny]

                                       WITH ENOUGH CONCENTRATION
                                       AND THIS MAGICAL INCHANTED GLOVE
                                       I CAN MAKE THIS INSTRUMENT FLOAT !!!
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[The Johnny]

                                    WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE
                                     OF COLLECTIVE HYSTERIA
                                   WE CAN SUMMON YOGSOTHOTH HIMSELF
                                    NOW START SUCKING, APPRENTICE
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[The Johnny]

                                     Hey, if you die of cancer
                                   serves you well,                               
                                    for you didnt pray hard enough
                                    and didnt have faith
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[The Johnny]

                                   FOR A LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY,
                                   I GIVE MY SERVICES TO ANYONE
                                   THAT LIGHTS 10 BLACK CANDLES
                                   AND MAKES INCANTATIONS NAKED
                                   WITHIN A SALT PENTAGRAM!!!
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

I actually formulated a law about that.

"On any Pagan board, the hotness of a woman's avatar is inversely proportional to the hotness of the actual woman."
- Roger's Third Law of Paganism.

for the men:

"A male pagan's commitment to paganism is directly proportional to their conservativism."
- Roger's Fourth Law of Paganism.

[/bombardment]

I can agree on the 3rd law, but i dont have empirical evidence to agree with you on the 4th one... it kind of seems counterintuitive to me... dw, ill take your word for it.

[bombardment]

hxxp://mysticwicks.com/forumdisplay.php?f=30

hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?board=11.0

When you're done, there's more.

[Epimetheus]

  JohNyx

[Salty]

                                   FOR A LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY,
                                   I GIVE MY SERVICES TO ANYONE
                                   THAT LIGHTS 10 BLACK CANDLES
                                   AND MAKES INCANTATIONS NAKED
                                   WITHIN A SALT PENTAGRAM!!!
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                                 /

all the candles I have are orange and smell like pumpkin pie. Will that work? I only have three.
Also, sea-salt, kosher, what?

[The Johnny]

I actually formulated a law about that.

"On any Pagan board, the hotness of a woman's avatar is inversely proportional to the hotness of the actual woman."
- Roger's Third Law of Paganism.

for the men:

"A male pagan's commitment to paganism is directly proportional to their conservativism."
- Roger's Fourth Law of Paganism.

[/bombardment]

I can agree on the 3rd law, but i dont have empirical evidence to agree with you on the 4th one... it kind of seems counterintuitive to me... dw, ill take your word for it.

[bombardment]

hxxp://mysticwicks.com/forumdisplay.php?f=30

hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?board=11.0

When you're done, there's more.

Theres always sinners, but never enough saviours.

[The Johnny]

all the candles I have are orange and smell like pumpkin pie. Will that work? I only have three.
Also, sea-salt, kosher, what?

                                           DID YOU SUMMON ME, MORTAL??!
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[Golden Applesauce]

it doesn't even have a precise location until a measurement event, and it likewise doesn't have a precise momentum until a measurement event.

I've heard/read that before, but how was such a thing found out?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell%27s_theorem

People used to be split among three camps:
a) Particles don't have a position before they're measured (which is counterintuitive)
b) They do, we just don't know where that position is (which means QP is incomplete, since it can't tell us where)
c) Asking what the state of something is before it was measured is moronic, since it's completely untestable and therefore unscientific - by definition you can't know what an unmeasured quantity is.

Then Mr. Bell came along and showed that it made a testable difference whether a) or b) was correct, which immediately threw out c).  Later, the experiment he proposed gave really good evidence for a).