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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Lenin McCarthy on June 04, 2012, 02:54:16 PM

Title: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on June 04, 2012, 02:54:16 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9310530/Half-cat-half-machine-Dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-Orville-into-the-Orvillecopter.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9310530/Half-cat-half-machine-Dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-Orville-into-the-Orvillecopter.html) 

:lulz:  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 04, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
Oh. Dear.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 04, 2012, 03:21:30 PM
Touching, or horrifying? I can't decide!
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Freeky on June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Luna on June 04, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
I think I sprained my brain.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:02:24 PM
NEEDS POPTARTS
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!

Yeah.  But after electric eel porn, everything else is just showing off.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Freeky on June 04, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!

Yeah.  But after electric eel porn, everything else is just showing off.

Very true.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:

Enough to get a Dutchman off.  You'd think they'd be stunned by it, but they have nerves of tungsten, and this is in fact why they will rule the world.  And why not?  A city has ruled the world before, so why not one in Belgium?
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:

Enough to get a Dutchman off.  You'd think they'd be stunned by it, but they have nerves of tungsten, and this is in fact why they will rule the world.  And why not?  A city has ruled the world before, so why not one in Belgium?

I heard Bilderberg was based over there anyway.  :x

It's a guy and an eel? *tries to figure out who penetrates who*  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
It's a guy and an eel?

They're not picky.  And the eel is more of a suppository.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
It's a guy and an eel?

They're not picky.  And the eel is more of a suppository.

I see.

This tells me that yes, they will achieve TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION.

Twas ever thus.  :lol:
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!

And dildo helicopters.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!

And dildo helicopters.

Those should be flown into the Oak Bar. Repeatedly.
Title: Re: Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter
Post by: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 10:31:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!

And dildo helicopters.

Some say those aren't nonsense, but necessary to keep the Past at bay.