Decagons are regular. Oregons are fucking dull.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oregon is so full of fail they have a law telling you when to put your snow tires ON and another one telling you when to take them OFF.

Hey, wait, what? I know that there is a law that says you CAN'T have snow tires on during the summer, because it trashes the roads, but it's not like you HAVE to put them on at a certain time. You can just leave them off because it never fucking snows anyway unless you live in Grants Pass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, Oregon is completely full of fail, mud, and sheep-fuckers, and no one should come here, ever.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also, Oregon is completely full of fail, mud, and sheep-fuckers, and no one should come here, ever.

You're just trying to keep it to yourself.

[Reginald Ret]

dammit cainad! i wanted to say that!

[Cainad (dec.)]

That's okay, you can say the part about demanding that she turn over the drugs, gold, delicious pasta, and Orion slave girls that they hoard in Oregon.

[Reginald Ret]

ehmm what cainad said... oh and insert sheep somewhere, apparently that's a big tourist attraction there.

Also, Oregon is completely full of fail, mud, and sheep-fuckers, and no one should come here, ever.

[Jenne]

Legislating common sense, ITT.

Well, that's the problem... sense seems in no way common any longer... thus people think it needs to be legislated.

Really, we just need to kill stupid people. 

Really, we just need to stop legislating common sense, and the problem will take care of itself.

You'd think so, but natural selection plays cruel tricks on us.

i.e. foundations of idiocracy itt

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's okay, you can say the part about demanding that she turn over the drugs, gold, delicious pasta, and Orion slave girls that they hoard in Oregon.

Heyheyhey, now, don't be letting the cat out of the bag!

[Cainad (dec.)]

That's okay, you can say the part about demanding that she turn over the drugs, gold, delicious pasta, and Orion slave girls that they hoard in Oregon.

Heyheyhey, now, don't be letting the cat out of the bag!

As soon as the bribes stop coming, the cat is going be so far out of that bag, it actually will be funny.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

to set the record straight:

a) Oregonians are stupid, but no more so per capita than anyone else. Taking the entire universe into account, they are still 15% percent more likely to fill out a federal tax form correctly than the average chunk of space rock. That counts for something, I'm sure.

b) It isn't "Global Warming" anymore. Now it's "Climate Change." They do this so they can say "I told you so" no matter what the temperature is next year. I realize that "liberals" are duty-bound to adhere to the words and obey the commandments of the Goracle, but I fail to see how that involves me. On the topic of man-made climate change, there are two possibilities as far as I know: 1) It's true, we're responsible, and if Nature is worth her salt she'll adapt to survive; or 2) It's bullshit, we're not responsible, and Al Gore can fuck all the goats he wants without worrying about his Carbon Footprint.

c) When, in the course of Human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to pass ridiculous legislation regarding any matter at all, it is always safe to consult Americans, because we are the best there is in that department.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

they are still 15% percent more likely to fill out a federal tax form correctly than the average chunk of space rock.