not srs rant material but...

[Dido]

Thou shall not grill your miserable pale skin in the sun, no matter how cheesy it looks.

Thou shall cover your ass crack. All of it.

Thou shall not compress your size 0 corpus. If you really want a spare tire I advise you to eat.


And since I am at it, Thou shall not prompt your XF to make disparaging remarks about that not-totally-unattractive person that just passed you.

Consider the possibility that high heels do not clack because the person who wears them wants to seduce your perfect lover but because high heels clack. If you have reasons to be insecure I suggest you deal with them. Talking is one possibility (yawn! But do not let me disturb you), leaving whoever another. Also, switching to poly or switching to objects of desire that do not sport a pulse. But deal with it instead of annoying uninvolved and probably uninterested others.

Especially since that passing woman might be me on an unenlightened day and I will not waste my time either with your pet nor with anything your shitty little ego will survive.

[NWC]

I respectfully disagree. I am of the firm belief that all women should walk around in high heels and nothing else, and constantly yell at eachother for being slutz.

Or they should just impromptu make out constantly.


And going with a minimalist approach at clothing, all of the high heels should look like this:

[Dido]

Nope. Will ruin my stockings.

But I still do not want their boyfriends. As a rule.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

thanks for the ass crack commandment. too many people do not heed this advice.

[Dido]

No and it pains me so. You'd think they do it on purpose. Hm. They probably do.

[hooplala]

Men should wear shirts, no matter what the weather; Women should not wear shirts, no matter what the weather.


That is all.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Have you been to Wal-Mart? Your "women should not wear shirts" rule is summarily dismissed.

[Dido]

He is dismissed anyway for trying to add rules to my commandments.

[hooplala]

Why would I go to Walmart?

And, your "dismissals" have no power over me.

[Dido]

They just work different from what you expect.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

All ass crackage should be spackled closed.

There are some, errrrrr, women, who should never ever go naked, not even in their own showers. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Why would I go to Walmart?

And, your "dismissals" have no power over me.

First of all, you must go to Wal-Mart and buy something at least once a week, if you want to stay off the government's Un-American list. Secondly, Wal-Mart is the among the highest quality locations to sit on a bench and observe the Automaton-Human in its native environment.

And my dismissals have as much power over you as your declarations of Feminine Nudist Law have over the general population.

[hooplala]

my dismissals have as much power over you as your declarations of Feminine Nudist Law have over the general population.

I wrote "should" both times.  Laws don't usually include that word.

[Triple Zero]

this thread:  and and and

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thou shall not grill your miserable pale skin in the sun, no matter how cheesy it looks.

Thou shall cover your ass crack. All of it.

Thou shall not compress your size 0 corpus. If you really want a spare tire I advise you to eat.


And since I am at it, Thou shall not prompt your XF to make disparaging remarks about that not-totally-unattractive person that just passed you.

Consider the possibility that high heels do not clack because the person who wears them wants to seduce your perfect lover but because high heels clack. If you have reasons to be insecure I suggest you deal with them. Talking is one possibility (yawn! But do not let me disturb you), leaving whoever another. Also, switching to poly or switching to objects of desire that do not sport a pulse. But deal with it instead of annoying uninvolved and probably uninterested others.

Especially since that passing woman might be me on an unenlightened day and I will not waste my time either with your pet nor with anything your shitty little ego will survive.

Wouldn't just not going to the mall resolve all these problems for you?

Also, some of us just have bigger asscracks than modern pants were designed to cover. Deal with it.