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Title: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 20, 2016, 10:07:58 pm
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/20/meet-the-hero-who-duped-ohio-into-believing-limp-bizkit-is-having-a-concert-at-a-gas-station.html (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/20/meet-the-hero-who-duped-ohio-into-believing-limp-bizkit-is-having-a-concert-at-a-gas-station.html)

"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT...
I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT IT."
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2016, 10:44:12 pm
Did they do it for the nookie?
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 21, 2016, 12:25:24 am
Did they do it for the nookie?

Why else would anyone do anything? :lulz:
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 23, 2016, 08:09:20 pm
Cincinnati (Southern New York City of Ohio), and its satellite cities that they also consider Cincinnati, are full of lulz.

Didn't have the time to post or take pictures at the time, but several days ago, my girlfriend and I saw a guy park his early 80s transport bus in the back of a Walmart parking lot 20 ft away from the police station. This man proceeded to start a big-ass bonfire next to this bus and roast marshmallows. In a parking lot. Next to a police station.

This bonfire was not a little off-the-ground fire-pit made of wrought-iron. It was started on the parking lot concrete.


Also, for the first time, I witnessed a mid-20 year old in a full business suit and nice car spit tobacco gob into a plastic water bottle.
In Ohio, you generally only 'dip' if you don't have enough money for cigarettes. This guy obviously had the money, and chose to chew on tobacco pulp instead of suck in the sweet steak and potato fumes that cigarettes give.

Fucking monster.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Cain on April 23, 2016, 10:47:21 pm
This thread is going to become a lot more WTFUCKERY come the Republican Convention.

Just wait until millions of screaming Trumpites descend upon your state
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 23, 2016, 11:11:04 pm
This thread is going to become a lot more WTFUCKERY come the Republican Convention.

Just wait until millions of screaming Trumpites descend upon your state

Yeah. And Ohioans won't know how to deal with it, because we're all softy Kasich supporters. Which is pure hilarity.

We're one of the most depressed and unsatisfied states in the US, and we're overwhelming in support of the guy in charge of running the state.
           
          Fuck you, it's OUR sadness
                        /
 :cheney:
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Pergamos on April 24, 2016, 08:29:25 am
My teabagger friend who still lives there voted for Kasich in order to vote against Trump.  He's voting for whoever the Democrat is in the general if Trump is the nominee.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Cain on April 24, 2016, 09:01:24 am
This thread is going to become a lot more WTFUCKERY come the Republican Convention.

Just wait until millions of screaming Trumpites descend upon your state

one of the most depressed and unsatisfied states
           
          Fuck you, it's OUR sadness
                        /
 :cheney:

One might say you were...low energy.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 24, 2016, 12:50:45 pm
My teabagger friend who still lives there voted for Kasich in order to vote against Trump.  He's voting for whoever the Democrat is in the general if Trump is the nominee.

Yeah, my Catholic side of the family makes tea ye olde fashionede waye, and they hate Trump. But I don't know if they'll vote Democrat to go against him. They're not that radical.
They are voting Kasich, though. However, that's not surprising, considering his approval ratings, even before the election, were overwhelmingly high.

This thread is going to become a lot more WTFUCKERY come the Republican Convention.

Just wait until millions of screaming Trumpites descend upon your state

one of the most depressed and unsatisfied states
           
          Fuck you, it's OUR sadness
                        /
 :cheney:

One might say you were...low energy.

Based on the delivery, it seems to me that there is a joke somewhere in what you just said (I may have over-thought it). So, until I gain the intelligence to find it, I'll have to agree with you. Both, my State and I are consistently low energy, unless you take Muh rites tuh shoot, muh rites tuh fire you for any reason, or muh rites tuh anything.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Cain on April 24, 2016, 01:56:40 pm
Trump called Jeb Bush "low energy", which then, like everything else Trump says, was made into a meme by the useful idiots at /pol/.

And then Romney called Trump "low energy."  So they've countered by impressively claiming Trump and his supporters are "high energy".  Go to Facebook, 4chan or reddit and search "high energy" and you'll come across Trump supporters very quickly.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on April 24, 2016, 02:30:36 pm
Trump called Jeb Bush "low energy", which then, like everything else Trump says, was made into a meme by the useful idiots at /pol/.

And then Romney called Trump "low energy."  So they've countered by impressively claiming Trump and his supporters are "high energy".  Go to Facebook, 4chan or reddit and search "high energy" and you'll come across Trump supporters very quickly.

Ohh, ok. I knew about the first part. Didn't know about the second part.

If I was paying more attention to the political media, I probably would've gotten the joke without an explanation.

Also, I find it kind of amusing that our political system is now just a competition to see who can be more excessive, regardless of whether the topic is politically relevant.

Roger is right. It really is the system America deserves. Strangely enough, also the one America asked for. The problem is, it's to the point where satire isn't effective because it just appears to be part of one of the bullshit sides. You can't make fun of a system that has its underwear on its head on purpose. For a Discordian, this place is getting less :lulz: and more :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on May 07, 2016, 05:48:24 pm
Bomb threats were made in the high school and junior high school that I went to only a few years (And several years) ago. At least one bomb threat/shooting threat every day of the school week so far. Each day, the threat was made open at an earlier period in the day, starting on the first day with the final period. People think that the threat is currently a count-down to a real threat because of the way the threats are numbered:

Monday: 7th bell
Tuesday: 6th bell
Wednesday: 5th bell
Thursday: 4th bell
Friday: 3rd bell

Wondering what's going to happen on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week, since my siblings currently go to those schools. The schools were evacuated each day of the week. Some insist it was to get out of exams. Others believe it is a real threat.

Keep in mind, this is the same school district that had a federal investigation started for inherent racism after swastikas were drawn in the bathroom walls and "God hates niggers" or something equally racist was written above one of the water fountains.

I give you The (unofficial?) Republican Headquarters of Ohio, folks. The school has about 4 black people, total.

The funny thing is, the teachers are some of the most reasonable, non-racist people you've ever met. Many of them are liberals, in-fact. It's all the fucking kids and their awful fucking parents. Complete shitnecks, all of them.

Also, not sure if I've mentioned this before: The poor part of the small town is known throughout the town as "brown town." That's right, you guessed it. 99% of the black population of Lebanon lives in these 4 blocks known by this name.

A friend and I were walking at about 3:30 in the morning one night. We were stopped by an officer while passing by a UDF, and asked to pull out our IDs. We weren't doing anything suspicious. Just walking and talking. The officer states that his reasoning for asking for our IDs was that most unsuspicious people don't walk around at 3:30 in the morning, and that most of the time, they are black.

A degree is not necessary to understand why the black population of Lebanon, Ohio is declining.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Da6s on May 07, 2016, 10:22:13 pm
(http://www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/imagesohio-astronauts.jpg)
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on May 07, 2016, 11:05:18 pm
(http://www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/imagesohio-astronauts.jpg)

 :lulz:

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/survey-says-ohio-penis-size-is-below-average.png)
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on May 07, 2016, 11:12:07 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/82/68/e5/8268e530325915f6cb5e17f5ad8f4a6f.jpg)

EDIT BECAUSE NECESSARY:

(http://i.imgur.com/KXuMC.jpg)

EDIT2:

(http://i.imgur.com/cdCHpLt.jpg?1)

Ohio,
Serious about having a good time
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on June 04, 2016, 11:28:11 pm
Daily News New York keeps making articles about actors and celebrities coming to live in Ohio because "muh reel genuine people."

These are false. Obviously no one in their right mind would live in Ohio on purpose.


Also, I'm sure you've all heard of Harambe, by now. I've actually seen the bastard, up close, since I live near by and have been coming to the Zoo since I was little. This does not suddenly make me an expert on Gorilla/ape behavioral psychology. However, it does grant me the ability to see that they have visibly lowered standards for safety restraints in the zoo over the years. Children can generally get into every single animal enclosure if they tried for 10 seconds, usually less.

My roommate got a Ohia' Tan 'n Spa Seat setup outside.
(5 Words: Kiddie pool; Dining Room Chair)

Pictures on request.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on July 08, 2016, 04:45:57 pm
Not sure if I've told this story here already.

One night, my friend and I were walking around our little police-run Republican town, shootin the shit. We were about a block from my house, walking past a UDF (Half the town's cops sit in the UDF's little 20 space parking lot when they meet their speeding ticket quotas), when a cop pulls out of the little lot and stops in front of us on the sidewalk.

"Hey guys, can I see your ID's please?" the cop said, not even getting out of his car.

There is a curfew here for those under the age of 18. But we were both obviously at least 18.
My friend and I glance at each other with strange looks and struggle for our IDs in our wallets.

The cop takes the IDs and notes some things down from them.
He asks, "Where do you guys live?"
"I live right over there, on the corner, we were just taking a walk from my house, where we were hanging out." I said.
"Alright," the cop says, "Not many people walking around at 4:30am at night. Most of them, usually black."

Shocked, my friend and I looked at each other nervously and gave a little hysterical chuckle. The racism is so blunt and rampant in this town, and many like it in Ohio, and this is the first time we'd been confronted with it directly by Law Enforcement. Neither of us are black, so he gave a little chuckle of his own, and gave us our IDs, and told us to have a nice night.

A year and a half later, that same friend became a Trump supporter.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Pergamos on July 08, 2016, 11:59:58 pm
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on July 09, 2016, 03:29:48 pm
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: Pergamos on July 10, 2016, 07:01:52 am
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I'm basing it on articles that I have read.  Unfortunately I do not remember which periodicals they were in.

Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on July 11, 2016, 06:09:28 pm
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I suppose still mostly anecdotal, but I work for a law office, and reading through police reports on a regular basis, when the police see white people driving around certain neighborhoods, particularly with out of state plates (live/work on the MA/NH border and a lot of people do come over the border from NH to do buys) they assume drug deal about to happen. Not quite the same thing Pergamos was getting at maybe, but similar.

Granted the other day when I was driving home from work there was a NH car in front of me, kept blinking to turn off and on, not quite sure where they were going it seemed, I kind of assumed it was likely the case. But hey, I can be a jerk sometimes too.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on July 22, 2016, 08:33:33 pm
Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I'm basing it on articles that I have read.  Unfortunately I do not remember which periodicals they were in.

All good, might look for it later.

Police interpret a white face when they expect a black one as someone seeking drugs.  You are lucky you weren't searched.

If you'd seen us then, you'd have laughed at the thought of us doing any drugs. It was pretty obvious that we didn't. The cop probably felt stupid when he looked at us up close and decided to write down our ID numbers as something to do so he didn't look like a complete idiot.

Also, you got a study to back the underlined up? Or is that more anecdotal? Not being an asshole. Just wondering.

I suppose still mostly anecdotal, but I work for a law office, and reading through police reports on a regular basis, when the police see white people driving around certain neighborhoods, particularly with out of state plates (live/work on the MA/NH border and a lot of people do come over the border from NH to do buys) they assume drug deal about to happen. Not quite the same thing Pergamos was getting at maybe, but similar.

Granted the other day when I was driving home from work there was a NH car in front of me, kept blinking to turn off and on, not quite sure where they were going it seemed, I kind of assumed it was likely the case. But hey, I can be a jerk sometimes too.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I think that seems somewhat similar.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on July 22, 2016, 08:40:21 pm
So, just went to a local Fair. There were kids in cowboy boots and overalls wearing Trump: Make America Great Again signs.

They went to a Fair with rides and food and all kinds of shit, in 100 degress (Yeah, it actually got to 100 degrees in Ohio yesterday), to hold fucking Trump signs.

Regardless of your political affiliation, that is a complete waste of time. A place like this, considering it's all farm people, is an echo chamber for Trump supporters. They weren't changing any minds. I think I'm going to attribute this incident to Childhood Ignorance.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2016, 09:31:26 pm
So, just went to a local Fair. There were kids in cowboy boots and overalls wearing Trump: Make America Great Again signs.

They went to a Fair with rides and food and all kinds of shit, in 100 degress (Yeah, it actually got to 100 degrees in Ohio yesterday), to hold fucking Trump signs.

Regardless of your political affiliation, that is a complete waste of time. A place like this, considering it's all farm people, is an echo chamber for Trump supporters. They weren't changing any minds. I think I'm going to attribute this incident to Childhood Ignorance.

They feel they must demonstrate to the others that they are in the pack and have status.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 22, 2016, 09:40:35 pm
Tribe Signaling has been an enormous part of this (perhaps any) election cycle.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on July 23, 2016, 02:23:08 am
Yeah, all of that sounds about right too.
Title: Re: OHIO WTFUCKERY THREAD
Post by: PoFP on October 30, 2016, 05:09:31 pm
Literally the town I lived in a few months ago. It's funny because I know the kind of people who'd do this (And possibly the people who did do this), and because it wasn't violent.

(http://i.imgur.com/Udw6Ws7.jpg)

Also, my cousin hung out with the guy who attempted to shoot a guy at the college my gf goes to a week or so ago. Cops surrounded the college the entire night.
I know my cousin would never do something like that. But I hope he knows better than to get dragged into shit by those kinds of people.