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Started by AFK, February 12, 2007, 04:44:14 PM

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AFK

But don't I have the sexee voice? 

RWHN,
still trying to figure out why his wife said yes. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2007, 07:23:39 PM
But don't I have the sexee voice? 

RWHN,
still trying to figure out why his wife said yes. 

she said yes because you invent words like 'noseflutelessness'.
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AFK

Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 07:20:38 PM
RWHN - The Zamfir of Incorrect Music.


"remedies noseflutelessness"

  :D

Hmm, you're right.  I DO need a pan flute.  Great Idea!
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Mangrove

google 'lark in the morning'

it's a store out in california that specializes in weird instruments. like bamboo saxophones and so forth.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 07:27:45 PM
google 'lark in the morning'

it's a store out in california that specializes in weird instruments. like bamboo saxophones and so forth.

Hehehe, my wife is going to thank you for this.   :fnord:
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Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2007, 07:29:44 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 07:27:45 PM
google 'lark in the morning'

it's a store out in california that specializes in weird instruments. like bamboo saxophones and so forth.

Hehehe, my wife is going to thank you for this.   :fnord:

is 'thank' a codeword for extreme hatred?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2007, 07:29:44 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 07:27:45 PM
google 'lark in the morning'

it's a store out in california that specializes in weird instruments. like bamboo saxophones and so forth.

Hehehe, my wife is going to thank you for this.   :fnord:

is 'thank' a codeword for extreme hatred?

That's what it looks like when she "thanks" me for digging out my ukelele to serenade her with. 
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Mangrove

well, i guess that's me avoiding the maine area for a while  :D
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AFK

Thanks for the tip Mang,

I just signed up for a catalog.  I can't wait to see the look on my wife's face.
Oh, and give me one good reason why I wouldn't want a Sweet Potato Ocarina



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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2007, 08:34:38 PM
Thanks for the tip Mang,

I just signed up for a catalog.  I can't wait to see the look on my wife's face.
Oh, and give me one good reason why I wouldn't want a Sweet Potato Ocarina


Because it looks like Flash Gordon's spaceship. Star Wars pwnt that fucker!

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Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Mangrove

glad i could be of assistance there RWHN.

one of the step mangs plays the bagpipes and bought stuff from that catalogue. every few months we get one in the mail telling us about their brand new hurdy gurdys or whatever.

actually, one of the bamboo saxophones sounded pretty cool. (some of the instruments have online sound samples)

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hm.

i . . have no words for it.

do you know melt banana?

it kinda sounds like a crossover between that and myself trying to play a guitar.

the difference is, that this sounds actually like somebody who knows how to hold a guitar properly. which i don't, but (i guess) melt banana does.
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AFK

I think bagpipes would be grounds for divorce.  We go vacationing in Acadia which is a state park on Mount Desert Island in Maine.  Anyway there's a little town called Bar Harbor and they have a "Celtic" instruments shop with all sorts of harps, dulcimers, bagpipes, etc.  I remember my wife quite clearly indicating that she was not a big fan of the bagpipes.  She was, however, fond of the dulcimers which are a very beautiful sounding instrument.  
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Mangrove

i always liked:

"the definiton of a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes.........but doesn't."  :mrgreen:



(actually have a lot of respect for the instrument even though it's not something i would want to listen to a lot of)
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