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EDIT: This thread is too dangerous. I'm out.

nothing but a clump of grape skins and seeds, loosely held together by extraneous fecal matter. I have had to dig 3 grapeseeds out of my own anus

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT ...



ASS-GRAPED

anal?

Over my dead body!

THE THINGS YOUTUBE IS SUGGESTING THAT I WATCH NOW.
OH JESUS.

Who is your target audience?

I keep reading the thread title as "I tested positive for Iptuous".

Also, this shopping prank video made me laugh so fucking hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CYbVpAwGGGs#!

YEAH, WE TOTALLY HAVE... WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID.

 

The worst part, to me, is that I saw the link, went "oh, efukt!" and then realized I knew exactly what video it was without even having to go to the site.

This.

Wait... so Roger WASN'T just a lunatic?
Worldview shattered.

I'm really enjoying this, even if it does make me feel like a dopamine junkie.

I agree with your assessment Nigel, but I don't even like strip clubs. I went on my 21st birthday because both my friend and girlfriend at the time insisted that it was a rite of passage or something. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy watching women take off their clothes but when it involves money and a high prevalence of sad, sexually frustrated men in the vicinity it kind of ruins it. The naked bike ride is far more titillating.

Strip clubs tend to depress the hell out of me. Something about how obvious it usually is that the stripper is trying to pretend they're anywhere else.

I wouldn't be comfortable going to a prostitute not because of any value I place on sex but because I wouldn't know whether she had sought out the occupation or was a victim of circumstance. The possibility of the latter would make it feel too exploitative.

utterly pants

Have I ever mentioned that I love the fucking British?

 

SOMEBODY WITH A BIZARRE FASCINATION WITH DOKTOR HOWL WHO IS HERE PURELY TO POST ABOUT HOWL'S WIENER?

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE

Restrictions Apply

We can't afford to just go about offering deals like this willy-nilly!

What? FYI, we're not actually Discordians.