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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Suu

#975
April 10, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

5 credits total or 5 classes? If you can sneak it one more credit somehow you can qualify for federal aid, because that's less than half-time enrollment otherwise.
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#976
April 10, 2014, 11:53:00 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

5 credits total or 5 classes? If you can sneak it one more credit somehow you can qualify for federal aid, because that's less than half-time enrollment otherwise.

Pretty sure she said 5 credits.  Pretty sure that's not all she's taking.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#977
April 11, 2014, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Facebook FriendTHIS ARTICLE HEADLINE MADE ME SO MAD I COULDN'T EVEN READ IT, JUST SKIMMED STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE PETITION TO SIGN IT.

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#978
April 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:cpd:

That is all I have to say about today this week forever.
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#979
April 11, 2014, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

5 credits total or 5 classes? If you can sneak it one more credit somehow you can qualify for federal aid, because that's less than half-time enrollment otherwise.

Dude, don't be a dipshit.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#980
April 11, 2014, 05:51:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 11:53:00 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

5 credits total or 5 classes? If you can sneak it one more credit somehow you can qualify for federal aid, because that's less than half-time enrollment otherwise.

Pretty sure she said 5 credits.  Pretty sure that's not all she's taking.

Yeah. I do, in fact, understand what words mean when I say them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#981
April 11, 2014, 07:09:13 AM
Tomorrow I leave for a week, to tell the country of Wales what. Apparently their coastline is HARDCORE!!! We'll see about that. I'ma make The Bitches my bitch. Plant my feet in the Witches Cauldron - a beach you can only stand on by floating in a very small boat, swimming or abseiling in through the roof. Cliffs, caves, tiderace playspots. One week of my idea of heaven.


Jam packed with the welsh :argh!:

Pics when I'm back online/out of jail

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#982
April 11, 2014, 07:30:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

I can sympathize, though, not entirely (never had a car to sell nor children to feed, for example). From September 2014-May 2015 is all out of pocket (June 2015 is when I transfer to UMass and am eligible for more financial aid). Of course that's two full time semesters. Out of pocket.

Funny enough the bill for Fall semester is due on my birthday.
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Junkenstein

#983
April 11, 2014, 08:09:08 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 11, 2014, 07:09:13 AM
Tomorrow I leave for a week, to tell the country of Wales what. Apparently their coastline is HARDCORE!!! We'll see about that. I'ma make The Bitches my bitch. Plant my feet in the Witches Cauldron - a beach you can only stand on by floating in a very small boat, swimming or abseiling in through the roof. Cliffs, caves, tiderace playspots. One week of my idea of heaven.


Jam packed with the welsh :argh!:

Pics when I'm back online/out of jail

If you pass by this way, I'll pay good money for edible food from the motherland. Otherwise, enjoy yourself, I'll listen out for the screams.
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Reginald Ret

#984
April 11, 2014, 08:09:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2014, 05:51:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 11:53:00 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

5 credits total or 5 classes? If you can sneak it one more credit somehow you can qualify for federal aid, because that's less than half-time enrollment otherwise.

Pretty sure she said 5 credits.  Pretty sure that's not all she's taking.

Yeah. I do, in fact, understand what words mean when I say them.
:lol:
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#985
April 11, 2014, 09:02:21 AM
http://www.tv2.no/a/5496086

Norwegian article.

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It's a vibrator though, so fact check fail.
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Junkenstein

#986
April 11, 2014, 09:13:36 AM
That guy looks so happy.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#987
April 11, 2014, 01:45:08 PM
The lift we did yesterday went perfectly.  Flawlessly.  Couldn't have gone better.

UNTIL

The shaft we were putting the gearbox on turned out to be bent.  So we do it again today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#988
April 11, 2014, 01:52:58 PM
Whose job was it to check the shaft?





The Good Reverend Roger

#989
April 11, 2014, 02:20:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 11, 2014, 01:52:58 PM
Whose job was it to check the shaft?

Nobody's.  We feel that might be demeaning or even offensive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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