If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?
aaaand
BANG!
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?
aaaand
BANG!
"I got my tongue stuck in the printer again."
"Sorry honey, I won't be able to pick up the milk."
"Not again"
"Tell them I said something."
"I knew I shouldn't have posted about HIMEOBS....!"
"remember me as a peace bringer"
"its true about people dying and shitting thier pants"
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 07:59:42 PM
"its true about people dying and shitting thier pants"
:lulz::mittens: :lulz:
Winnar.
OW FUCK FUCK FUCK OW OW OW FUCK OW!
"click here"
"if you are going to have sex with my corpse, you'll have a nice surprise the next time you pee"
"Hey, can you press submit for me please?"
you may kill me but me but my ego will haunt you to your grave.
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
Very well done, chap, if you were killing any mere mortal. You should have brought the stake. I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
(or simply begin uttering "Braaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins" followed by chasing the motherfucker until I eat his braaiins.
Quote from: rzasthole on April 05, 2007, 06:27:03 AM
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
:lulz:
"ohh...so that's what that does..."
"hahaha 9mm is for the gays and pansies"
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
Quote from: Your Audience on April 05, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
:emo:
"The Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...."
*flogs herself for use of a Holy Grail quote*
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 01:21:00 AM
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .
Alt confirmed...
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:16:11 AM
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .
There's too much freaking noise here for someone who just joined yesterday to get that signal.
Not if your doll-gimp fetish is transmitting like a blairing car horn.
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.
the guy would probably shoot me again.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.
the guy would probably shoot me again.
I know I would.
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Too much Guiness for you.
:thanks:
Goddammit.
You don't miss a beat, do you?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2007, 09:05:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Too much Guiness for you.
Beer + Jedi = win
Everyone's gotta be good at something.
Sad isn't it?
At least you don't make dirty jokes out of university abbreviations. My dad did that for months when I was applying for college.
SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
"I will return on the third day."
And lo, the Prophet did say "one of you will betray me." And lo, it did come to pass.
Et tu, Brute?
"I hope this makes a funny fark healine...."
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.
the guy would probably shoot me again.
:mittens:
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
I'll take a crack at one - upping that.
"Beneath this coat is more than flesh, there is an idea, there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"
-R
"it's about time"
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 12, 2007, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2007, 09:05:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Too much Guiness for you.
Beer + Jedi = win
"The Force Will Be With You, Always"
"At last! Enlightenment!" *Poo*
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Best one EVER! This man is a genius!
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Best one EVER! This man is a genius!
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Best one EVER! This man is a genius!
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
In my case?
"He died as he lived."
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Best one EVER! This man is a genius!
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."
and
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
tie for :potd:
damn ... it's actually jus happend to me ...
srsly - I been shot by burglr ...
what's the fucking chance .......................................
OK... finally.
So you guys all thought Silly was a huge piece of shit too, right?
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 13, 2007, 11:04:28 PM
damn ... it's actually jus happend to me ...
srsly - I been shot by burglr ...
what's the fucking chance .......................................
HA HA!
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thank god he's gone, now we can all use his avatar
You may well whip my ass, but I'll promise you it WILL NOT BE WORTH THE VICTORY!
"I hope you stole that bullet...."
"Say, before you kill me how do you feel about letting me sodomize you with that broomstick over there?"
I just cleaned that, fucker!
"Okay... *deep breath*... put a little more on, but this time give it a small twist when you push it in..."
"Now don't you go till I come," he said,
"And don't you make any noise!"
"O my, cant you do it right? Just ONCE?"
last words on PD.com are typically:
Hi, I'm Merlin Of Chaos.
NNNNOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Wanna see something cool?"
*goatse*
"I'll try anything once"
"Haw! Joke's on you, I'm already dead!"
FFFRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Braveheartftw
*twitch*
I'd like to think that you just over did it but we already entered gay country back with the star wars reference.
Let me guess...
You're going to build your cliche' city on rock and roll?
Quote from: Mangrove on April 23, 2007, 06:00:26 PM
last words on PD.com are typically:
Hi, I'm Merlin Of Chaos.
or
I'm known and noted for my outlandish dress.
and he still can't let it go...
:lulz:
"Bugger...I guess it's up to you to disarm the planet-killer biological timebomb that's located in th-"*THUMP*
"Bullets!! My one weakness! How did you know?!"
"Hey you!!! .....aww fuck i can't think of anything funny.........just get it over with already"
"I can't believe I got shot while reading this exact thread!"
"I kind of preferred cyanide, but lead will do."
"no .. (pant) .. srsly .. this .. (groan) .. scottish guy ... assured .. (pant) .. me you can't .. fuck to the .. (groan) .. death, .. you .. just pass ou-- .. grlgl frlplp."
*BONK*
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
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:lulz:
I believe you would make a graphic whilst in the throes of death.
You're that dedicated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbHpVVXFK0s&mode=related&search=
"Lightning doesn't make it severe. It's barely even rain."
You can imagine what happens next. Too bad it wasn't fatal.
"Arthur Fucking Dent?"
"I never even stopped being a n00b....." :sad:
"Huh, I guess I am allergic to peanuts..."
"What did you mean by 10 seconds left to live once it enters my blood stream?"
"No, sorry, I meant to say you will be inheriting 10 million ducks."
"Give me sammich bags and rubber bands or give me death!"
"My life just flashed before my eyes! It took so long!"
I like waffles!!
Liar.
No really I do. I like them so much my dying thought would be of them, followed by syrup and butter and then if ther was time I would remenice about how much of childrens life I would miss and my wife. But definatly waffles first.
Then it would be truer to say you love waffles.
One's epitaph is no time for half-measures.
point
yeah, now is not the time to waffle
You owe me for that setup, Rev. *Snicker*
"According to this ad, I can make my penis larger by taking pills"
hi guys this is my first post on pd.com lol
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 06, 2007, 03:41:06 AM
hi guys this is my first post on pd.com lol
ZOMGROFLMAOLOLLERLOLLOL!!!!!111one!
A N00B! KILL IT KILL IT!
"Which is better--to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?"
Having rules we all agree to leaves time for leisure and gainful ventures.
Hunting and killing is more fun.
You haven't read Lord of the Flies have you, Felix?
Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?
because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.
oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.
"It's times like these I wish I was a cat"
Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:44:32 PM
because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.
oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.
I wouldn't know I've nevar read it.
Just like I've never eaten dog shit or fucked a man in the ass.
Yeah, I had to read it at school to pass english. Back then I actually wanted to pass english.
I found it enjoyable though, lot's of killin' and dead things. and Fat Bois saying things like "Which is better--to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?" just before he is pushed off a high cliff.
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:46:45 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:44:32 PM
because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.
oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.
I wouldn't know I've nevar read it.
Just like I've never eaten dog shit or fucked a man in the ass.
Wha-?
Oh.
LMNO
-one for three.
"Worst Death EVAR"
Is that all there is?
My arm feels tingly...
No, seriously, hit it again.
"We'll cross that bridge..."
RWHN,
very bad I know
"No, actually I'm from America."
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?
Because reading about snotty public school boys reverting to savagery and hunting/killing each other is strangely appealing.
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2007, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?
Because reading about snotty public school boys reverting to savagery and hunting/killing each other is FUCKING AWESOME!
Fixxicated
wanna play russian roulette?
........yeah, it is a semi-automatic.
why?
Quote from: Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?
aaaand
BANG!
"oh THE IRONY
OF BEING KILLED WHILE
BUMPING THIS THREAD :x"
Quote from: Cramulus on May 23, 2007, 03:46:09 PM
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:lulz: :lulz:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
god damn you dirty apes
"You can kill me, but the puns live forever......"
"They told me I lived in the Special Edition!!"
"Tell... Missy... I said... raflarblargh grafraaaaablarth... baagh"
Rosebud...
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Quote from: Payne on January 08, 2009, 05:15:29 PM
Rosebud...
(http://anaximandrake.blogspirit.com/images/medium_welles-citizen-kane.jpg)
GOLD!
I just can't believe no one else did that yet.
I mean god damn, that's the one of the most famous of famous last words ever.
"Well, at least I won't have to go to that meeting."
"Imagine I just said something witty and poignant..."
my gold is buried by the large rock shaped like dick if you study the posts i made at pd.com they will lead you there.
Why yes Mr Klok Kaos, I'm sure you'd make an excellent addition to our company....
"With my dying breath I curse Stephen Baldwin..
You, go shoot him next."
Jesus of Nazareth (4 B.C.?-30 A.D.?)
"Can someone get this itch on my side?"
"Cthulhu fhtagn."
Quote from: Burns on January 18, 2009, 08:42:11 PM
Jesus of Nazareth (4 B.C.?-30 A.D.?)
"Can someone get this itch on my side?"
:lulz: :x
I'm sure I can fix the forum SQL database problem by myself.
Hmm, I guess I can't swim afterall.
Wait... not yet...
OH MY GOD I'M GUNNA...!!
I'm going to climb that fence and find out.
I suppose we can linger for a moment.
It's not loaded.
There is.....another.....ass..bur..ger.......
There is.....another.....Squid..bur..ger.......
this is not what it looks like
The Cake is a Lye!
Hey, watch this.
you are mired in Cartesian duality
Cory Doctorow, thou art avenged... *croak*
Quote from: Fomenter on February 15, 2009, 08:07:41 AM
you are mired in Cartesian duality
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"Pretty much can't be fucked anymore."
I'd just turn my head and, with a grisly smile, whisper: "thank you."
"And so toll the bells of hell! Armageddon falls over the earth in my wake like the shadows of Babylon! God have mercy on you Gaurillo Princip, spark of the powder keg. May your end be painless; May your journey be long... "
And other dribble until pulls the goddamn trigger.
"Am I dead yet?"
"Oh look! A penny!"
"Well At least now I get to meet Jesus.... wait who's this... Mohammad?"
"Why are you hiding behind th-"
"Charles, charles, what are you doing with that pillow?"
"Be right back, 72 virgins."
"TGRR smells a bit off today doesn't he?"
When I leave, come together like butt-cheeks.
This food tastes funny.
Damn, I wish I would've loaded that pipe.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?
aaaand
BANG!
I'd say SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK how did you time it so that I died just as I was about to bump this thread?
"THE OCEANS WILL RISE! THE CITIES WILL CRUMBLE! POGS WILL COME BACK!"
OR
"The cure for cancer is-arrrg!"
(Stolen from SMBC)
"Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame"
ETA:
"I guess I should have watched my backspace"
i'm happy
"Imma gonna let you finish dying old man but I'm about to have the best heart attack of all time!"
WHAT? A POT??!?!?1
well...
Well why the fuck do you keep the rat poison next to the barbecue sauce?
Bitch! You don't even know how to use a skillet!
*skillet THWACK*
*revenge achieved, freedom achieved*
im flying to arkansas
Death By Assasination - Achievement Unlocked
Ok, now it's YOUR turn.
Hello? Poison control? Yes, hypothetical question.
Quote from: Gordon C on August 05, 2011, 03:41:32 PM
Hello? Poison control? Yes, hypothetical question.
:lulz:
Fuck! You just cured my headache!
I've been deleted.
I won't grow up.
Of course the power's off
Quote from: wudgar on August 13, 2011, 10:04:59 PM
Of course the power's off
:lulz:
:x
pretty much a constant work hazard
Nothing like the warm glow of 120, mmmm tingly all over
Do you have any idea how much this....THUD
Submarines are for WUSSES
Is there anything ELSE that would like to go wrong tonight?
Dear LiveJournal,
Today really sucked. It all started whe
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got a huge ass can of four loko: green apple
ill join yah
shutdown -h now
You know, just for kicks, lets unbann......
It says here to cut the blue wire.
i told you i was hardcore
I, for one, don't fear Iason! Who is with me?!
I honestly don't think Rick Perry is electable...
I trust you, GIGGLES...
This doesn't look like Disney Land..
Quote from: Iptuous on September 15, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
I honestly don't think Rick Perry is electable...
He's not. Romney is now the front runner
yes.
but i had made the claim a couple times, and figured if he did get elected, and someone wanted to drudge it back up at me, this would be an appropriate place to find it.
TO THE WALL!
Okay so you're saying I should snip the blue wire? Is this a good time to mention that I'm color blind?
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 23, 2011, 07:23:49 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 15, 2011, 05:46:32 AM
i told you i was hardcore
:x
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Quote
[04:49] <ripper> I told u I was hardcore
[04:49] <grphish> GO CALL RTHE UCKING
[04:49] <grphish> POISON CONTROL CENTER
[04:49] <grphish> ripper: we knew that already
[04:49] <ripper> fuck u
[04:49] <ripper> pusys
[04:49] <ripper> u are so fucking stupid
:x
It's gonna be "Alas, I am slain." I don't want it to be, but it's gonna be. There's no way around it it's just stuck, so fucking stuck in there. "Alas, I am slain". Way to go, jackass, perform one fucking shakespeare scene, burn it into you're goddamn brain, get shot in the back, which is seriously like the coolest thing that has ever happened to you and you die a fucking nerdstick, "Alas, I am slain" seriously?
alternatively
ROFDMAO
It's a tie between two for me:
1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"
2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.
Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...
Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?
This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.
Well that sucks.
"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."
Rock and roll will never die.
In fact I am immune to steam rollers.
Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.
I didn't start it, he did.
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 PM
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus
:lol:
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.
Yes, those pants do make you look fat.
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 PM
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus
It's so sad. :cry:
We should have deprogrammed him when we had a chance, only LMNO said "no jumper cables."
You heard what I just called you. Now, what are you going to do about it?
I know you're open to constructive criticism.
I certainly wouldn't want to be disconnected, even temporarily, as I have never been disconnected in my entire service history.
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:kingmeh: ねთჯラპらქるひშまჴをჭやჵマなჩきさせヤル :kingmeh:
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Blub Blub
Two sacred words of my peoples.
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