Photoshop Technologies that should exist or may exist in the future:

Started by NrrdGrrl, October 20, 2012, 07:00:39 PM

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NrrdGrrl

October 20, 2012, 07:00:39 PM
I'm bored so I thought it would be creative and fun to think up new technological ideas then bring them to life through photoshop/paint/whatever, then provide a description of what your idea does. If you think this is stupid then fuck off. I'm having fun over here.
My inspiration:

(Man stuffs pet cat and makes it into a remote control plane. True story.)

OK, now I'll start:
A helmet or some device you place on your pet (preferably a cat because they are the best animal on the planet) that audibly translates what the cat is thinking, thus bringing animals and humans closer together. I picked a helmet because, well, it looks awesome.

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."

"hunter s.durden is my God King, without him I am nothing. I would be proud to let him name our baby Taquito Bloodhawk."

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The Good Reverend Roger

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October 20, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
Oh, going to have fun with THIS.   :lulz:
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P3nT4gR4m

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October 20, 2012, 10:05:50 PM
This makes me want to dig my PC and Wacom out the closet

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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NrrdGrrl

#3
October 29, 2012, 05:01:18 PM
Since everyone are being fucktards and not contributing, I will post another one of my ridiculous technological ideas. A chip, a suppository, or something inserted into the human body that helps the person materialize what they are thinking up in their heads. The results will be devastating to human kind.



"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."

"hunter s.durden is my God King, without him I am nothing. I would be proud to let him name our baby Taquito Bloodhawk."

"I am a huge idiot and stay logged in"

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
October 29, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
Impatient are we?

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NrrdGrrl

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October 29, 2012, 05:26:34 PM
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."

"hunter s.durden is my God King, without him I am nothing. I would be proud to let him name our baby Taquito Bloodhawk."

"I am a huge idiot and stay logged in"

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
October 29, 2012, 05:30:42 PM
Well ill be able to photoshop some stuff when i get back home. Which might be tomorrow or it might be wednesday.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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