Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:37:47 PM

Title: Stero Instructions?
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
This reads like stereo instructions
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3602599088_718a9a075d.jpg)
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:38:48 PM
I need that book.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
QUIT NAGGING!  I DON'T NEED THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!  THOSE ARE FOR GIRLIE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Dimocritus on February 10, 2010, 08:39:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:38:48 PM
I need that book.

Me three.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:40:23 PM
NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP EVERYTHING AND DROP THE 5.1 TO 2.1. WTF MAN!!!
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:49:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

SAID THE GUY THAT GOT TANGLED IN THE WIRES, AND THREW OUT THE INSTRCUTION MANUAL CAUSE HE'S A BIIIGGG MAN! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, CRYING IN THE CORNER WONDER WHY THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPEAKER WORK AND THE OTHERS DONT!
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:49:58 PM
WHATSA STERO?
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!

Let me do it...JUST LET ME DO IT!
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 08:51:04 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:49:58 PM
WHATSA STERO?

I think it's like an iHome made out of chiseled stone.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:49:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

SAID THE GUY THAT GOT TANGLED IN THE WIRES, AND THREW OUT THE INSTRCUTION MANUAL CAUSE HE'S A BIIIGGG MAN! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, CRYING IN THE CORNER WONDER WHY THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPEAKER WORK AND THE OTHERS DONT!

I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?



Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!

Let me do it...JUST LET ME DO IT!

LET GO OF MY FUCKING PLIERS!  THAT'S MAN STUFF.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 PM


I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?





IM NOT YOUR WIFE! ha ha! gotcha...

Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 PM


I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?





IM NOT YOUR WIFE! ha ha! gotcha...



IF YOU WERE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING MOUTHY.

I feel dirty just joking like this.



Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 PM


I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?





IM NOT YOUR WIFE! ha ha! gotcha...



IF YOU WERE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING MOUTHY.

I feel dirty just joking like this.





that's because you're a dirty whore! now i feel dirty.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 PM


I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?





IM NOT YOUR WIFE! ha ha! gotcha...



IF YOU WERE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING MOUTHY.

I feel dirty just joking like this.





that's because you're a dirty whore! now i feel dirty.

LIES.  I BATHE REGULARLY.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2010, 12:42:55 AM
DOES IT GO TO 11? FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M OUTTA HERE.
Title: Re: Stero Instructions?
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2010, 12:46:29 PM
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