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Russia's such a godawful place

Started by Cain, June 11, 2015, 04:27:42 PM

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Cain

They cannot even afford a dog for the "one man and his dog" surviving the post apocalyptic future gig:



Of course, this could be because of the traditional Russian attitude to animals:


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trippinprincezz13

Hahaha awwww. It's not the worst fake dog you could have.

Isn't it in Russia (perhaps Moscow) where some of the stray dogs have learned to "commute" to the busier parts of the city for the day to more effectively beg for scraps? (Mind you, my reference was a cracked article)

Or at least travel in packs to hunt for delicious people, as evidenced by the .gif in your post.
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