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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 09, 2008, 07:22:29 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 09, 2008, 07:22:29 PM
It's Motherfucking



TUNGSTEN!
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Cramulus

#1
April 09, 2008, 07:25:01 PM
O SHIT is that the signal?

*Cramulus shits his pants, dives out the window, hits the ground running, gets in his car, leaves New York*

Messier Undertree

#2
April 09, 2008, 09:30:06 PM
FUCK THAT SHIT

Tungsten is for foreigners and women



OSMIUM IS FOR REAL MEN

Drink osmium and you DIE, JUST LIKE A REAL MAN

Vene

#3
April 09, 2008, 10:04:31 PM

Cain

#4
April 10, 2008, 02:39:20 PM
TUNGSTEN, FUCK YEAH!

Tungsten is HIMEOBS approved orbital bombardment material (not suitable for under 5s.  Do not attempt to eat components.  May cause dizziness, lack of concentration and death.  Buyer assumes all liability).

Akara

#5
April 20, 2008, 07:40:05 AM
Quote from: Vene on April 09, 2008, 10:04:31 PM
Alkali metals for the win

things I learned from this video: Do not put Cesium in water!
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Cain

#6
April 20, 2008, 07:42:57 AM
You didn't already know?

We used to drop small lumps of sodium into water at school, until we were told to stop breaking beakers.  We dreamed about getting hold of Caesium, though we would have settled for Rubidium.

Akara

#7
April 20, 2008, 06:43:41 PM
apparently I was a deprived child! Actually, we couldn't get a hold of those things for me, because I was home schooled, and the paranoids in the Government decided that private citizens shouldn't be allowed to buy small quantities of the stuff for experiments... I swear that we are still on the terrorist watch list.

Akara:
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It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Cain

#8
April 21, 2008, 05:36:13 AM
That sucks.  You should see if you can get hold of Lithium, though it would need to be a fairly large amount to do anything except fizz and fly around the surface of the water.

Golden Applesauce

#9
April 21, 2008, 06:40:29 AM
You can get the almost same effect by running wires from a battery into salt water.  And by almost I mean you get metal + water => metal hydroxide + hydrogen gas.

protip: don't use wires made out of stainless steel or other unreactive metals unless you're trying to make chlorine gas.
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Micro Ice

#10
April 30, 2008, 11:49:49 PM
Golfball sized block of Sodium and a beaker of weak acid. 50 times better than sodium and water everytime.
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Cain

#11
May 01, 2008, 12:49:02 PM
True, but people rarely leave buckets or have ponds of weak acid lying around, sadly.

Micro Ice

#12
May 01, 2008, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2008, 12:49:02 PM
True, but people rarely leave buckets or have ponds of weak acid lying around, sadly.

It makes me miss my old school. They often left the labs unlocked :(
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 01, 2008, 09:35:17 PM
What kind of acid? A lot of acids are cheap and easy to get at the hardware store or chemist.
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Triple Zero

#14
May 01, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
tomato juice is a weak acid.
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