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Hey, I wouldn't count them out entirely. If recent events have taught me anything it's that not only is Transmetropolitan possible, it's probably inevitable by this point.Time for those damn transhumanists to follow through on their promises to give all of us biomech bodies.
It's hard to describe how much I hate transhumanists. They are the libertarians of science, only dumber. For every geek thinking up new extreme body modifications that serve no actual purpose, there are five Rachel Haywires bilking the gullible. Most of them have a hard core belief that they will benefit from this sort of shit because they support it, the same way libertarians think if they just believe hard enough, they will one day be admitted to The Club.
They are all worthless, and we will one day march on their stupid, entitled bones. Well, you will march. I will ride my Captain Pike wheelchair thing, blinking "YES" every time I get a wheel on one of their pelvises.
But, I don't care. I will never be pushing the boundaries of science, so it doesn't really matter what I think either way. That fact, plus the fact that I'm, like, colossally tired of living in a boring, mechanistic universe, means I can believe what I want and you can't stop me.The universe I live in is mechanistic, but there are billions of unknown variables and unexpected interactions and undomesticated marketing weasels, so that even though I believe there are Inviolable Rules*, it's still almost impossible to figure out what's going to happen next.
So I choose to live in a universe where science has proven dogs are psychic. There, I said it.I once thought I had a telepathic link with my intestinal bacteria, but it turned out it was just gas.
