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Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, April 19, 2005, 12:46:43 AM

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fluffy

#15
April 23, 2005, 11:05:39 PM

noodle nonsense makes me happy
i am not a lobster

J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs

#16
April 24, 2005, 12:47:59 AM
By the power invested in me by me, I proclaim mian tiao noodle to be St. Dove the Slacker.

You may pray for her grace with the following invocation.

"Hail Noodle, full of Slack, the Bob be with you; Blessed are you among schoolgirls, and blessed be your fruit of the looms.  Holy Noodle, schoolgirl of slack, pray for us workers now and at the hour of our slack. Women!"

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Look into my eyes...

East Coast Hustle

#17
April 24, 2005, 01:07:58 AM
Roger's not gonna like this.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saint aini

#18
April 24, 2005, 01:20:07 AM
It could be Roger's God complex fully matured or someone else's God complex.

Either way, I'm calling myself "slacker aini" to avoid confusion with crackwhore aini and because I'm a slacker.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#19
April 24, 2005, 01:39:35 AM
I got a dollar says it's Efrim.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#20
April 24, 2005, 02:27:45 AM
Either way its going to be fun....

Chef

#21
April 24, 2005, 06:33:32 AM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoRoger's not gonna like this.

8)

WHY WOULDN'T HE?  EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ROGER.

EXCEPT TALUFA, BUT HE JUST WANTS TO LISTEN TO NEIL DIAMONDS SONGS, SINCE HE GOT HIS HEART BROKE AGAIN.

OH, AND BEAT UP KOREANS.

CHEF D,
FEELS BAD FOR THE KOREANS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Bob the Mediocre

#22
April 24, 2005, 08:03:54 PM
How'd the non-lobster taste, noodle?
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#23
April 24, 2005, 09:19:48 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictHow'd the non-lobster taste, noodle?

No. You want it to be Claw Shrimp or Prairie Squid taste?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#24
April 25, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictHow'd the non-lobster taste, noodle?

like orange sherbert

Bob the Mediocre

#25
April 25, 2005, 07:42:32 PM
I need to get some of that. And avoid the shrimp and squid. Thanks, Hugh
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#26
May 08, 2005, 09:30:14 PM Last Edit: August 11, 2007, 05:26:12 PM by mian tiao noodle
special spanish story

<edited for retardedness>

Payne

#27
August 10, 2007, 10:38:40 PM
BA-BUMP

Noodle: A higher class of nonsense.

Also some form of proto-WOMP here, very interesting....

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#28
August 11, 2007, 01:57:03 AM
i drew my womps.
no head pasty.

wtf retardedness i spewed

Mangrove

#29
August 11, 2007, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on August 11, 2007, 01:57:03 AM
i drew my womps.
no head pasty.

wtf retardedness i spewed


actually, noodle - it's still pretty funny. you seem to be able to do the surreal/dada thing very naturally so that it doesn't feel contrived....unlike 99% of the n00bs that show up.

but you didn't hear that from me, because 'officially' you're still engaged in a cold war with SSOOKN.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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