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Good for them. 

Christmas traditions are so obscure and bizarre that you can make up pretty much anything for it.  There's a German tradition of putting a glass pickle in the tree and whoever finds it gets an extra present - GLASS PICKLE (which I need desperately for my own tree).

Two years ago we had some Australian friends of my step sister over for Christmas morning.  The night before I put empty wrapping paper tubes in the windows.  They asked why they were there and I explained it was a tradition.  In the depression kids wouldn't always know if they were getting gifts that year, so they would look for empty wrapping paper tubes as evidence that they were and would display them in the windows as codes to their neighborhood friends that they got presents.  My family had the gall to tell them the truth instead of sending them back with a weird story to tell.

How rude of your family. 

The 20th is my mom's birthday. Small world.

I have a friend who barely survived childbirth. She had to stay in the hospital for four days, and take a pill every 4 hours I think to stop her from bleeding to death.

Parenting, in general, is a terrible idea.

This is what letting your children run wild and get raised by wolves is for.

Maybe so, but most women's mothering instinct won't let them. So they go batshit insane themselves while they keep the babies.

But I thought I'd bring a touch of Rhode Island weather with me.

Are the 50s okay? I didn't want to have to wear my heavy coat.

I don't know why I find this so funny.... Probably because it hasn't got that cold (at least during the day) yet this year here.

Okay. 

Sleep well, and whatnot.

I'll make cookies for you too, RCH. I need people to make cookies for. Keeps me sane.

I'll take some!

you misunderstand me.

when I say "I'd have to relocate to some bayou town full of frenchies in the middle of the swamp", what I mean is "goddamn, that sounds like the sort of weird backwater shithole that would be right up my alley. I bet they wouldn't call the cops when I sight my gun in on the front porch."

I GOT IT! HE LOOKS LIEK DIS GUY!

This guy.













PS. I give up.

I don't mean to play 20 questons or anything, but no. This movie was in color.

Plus, not as many wrinkles, wider face, and blonde. I'm almost certain now. And not as much hair.

AUGH! It's like, right on the tip of my tongue or something!

No to both of those, although he does look a bit like Sean Bean.

Um....


Shit, I watched this movie several times. And recently, I feel.

Maybe if you crossed Finlay http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/finlay/ with Sean Sean, only made him slightly more heaviset. But only slightly.

I feel like this guy played a cop in the movie I'm thinking... And was only a supporting role.

Yeah. You do look like some other actor now.

Gaddamn it, I know I don't know this guys name, but I can't even think of what movie he was in. I have a screenshot of it in my head, though, and its bugging me.

Unlike you, though, I think this guy is blonde, or perhaps light brown haired.

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Monkey sends his regards.

I expect to be out in time to take you for those errands, but I don't think I'm going to coffee night.  I need some rest.

No worries.

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Monkey sends his regards.