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[Cain]

Wait for the hitlerkin, it'll come together.

Too late http://misunderstoodkin.tumblr.com/post/37005788658/being-a-hitlerkin

[LMNO]

LetitbePoeLetitbePoe...

[Doktor Howl]

HAW HAW!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I have real internets!

man I love living closer to the centre of town (15 minutes leisurely stroll yo) and have been getting way moar exercise and have noticed an improvement in muscle tone in my calves already!

also the cheap supermarket is within walking distance and i just got a butt load of cat related bitz for cheap.

I have left the house all but 1 day this week, as living where I was was very isolating

also Payne got his trailer in the boonies and i miss his face.

[rong]

Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

You did the right thing.

Police attempted to serve me papers today, but I wasn't home.  I hope it's because I am to be a witness in this fuckwit's trial.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait for the hitlerkin, it'll come together.

Too late http://misunderstoodkin.tumblr.com/post/37005788658/being-a-hitlerkin

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey, I know it wasnt in this thread, but thanks everybody for all the links on humor analysis.  I look forward to reading them when I go back on midnights.

Also, someone is in jail tonight because of me tonight... Never called the cops on anyone before...

The story - got the kids off the bus.  Bus driver says, 'there's a guy down the road stuck in a snowbank, looks like he needs help.  I think he's drunk'

So I go try to pull him out.

He doesn't want help, but I don't want to be responsible for him freezing to death - its fucking cold and windy.

Neighbor shows up to help. 

Guy pulls knife on neighbor.

We leave.  I call cops.

You did the right thing.

Police attempted to serve me papers today, but I wasn't home.  I hope it's because I am to be a witness in this fuckwit's trial.

Whoa! I am guessing that it is, or else you did something your memory has blotted out in shame.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Some asshole called Animal Services on me today about my old blind dog, who lives outside and sleeps under the porch because he refuses to come inside or use his very expensive doghouse.

They told Animal Services that he seems unhealthy and is left outside all the time with no food or water. Food and water are on the porch. Animal Services lady comes by, tells me that due to his age and blindness I should call the county and ask to have the rabies vaccine requirement waived, says "I know he won't use it but I have to require that you get bedding for his doghouse" and "he looks like he's in really good shape for his age", gave me some grooming tips (he's well groomed but gets mats on the back of his legs), and left.

That was a raft of stress for no real fucking reason, but at least I found out that the county will waive the rabies shot if your dog is over a certain age.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I suspect it was one of the people in the townhouses behind me.

[Eater of Clowns]

My batshit insane coworker might be needing her own thread soon. She informed us today that Canada has reasonable citizenship requirements and she was thinking about moving there because America's leaders are always doing illegal things. She is not registered to vote.

I kept my mouth shut here, because I feel like dissuading her from leaving my vicinity, much less my country, would be a poor tactical decision.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My batshit insane coworker might be needing her own thread soon. She informed us today that Canada has reasonable citizenship requirements and she was thinking about moving there because America's leaders are always doing illegal things. She is not registered to vote.

I kept my mouth shut here, because I feel like dissuading her from leaving my vicinity, much less my country, would be a poor tactical decision.

Let her move to Canada.

It will be a learning experience for her.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

UNNNGH for real, dudes, this interaction just happened on the ingress hangout I'm in.

Dude posts:


Responder 1: lolol Best part is that he is Venezuelan

OP: I just saw the #48.

Me: Do they even have KFC in Venezuela? I would be hell of distracted by a giant red and white bucket on the playing field too, to tell the truth.

Old Man: ^+1

Responder 1: I would too, especially if I had a stereotypical attraction to fried chicken

Responder 2:


Responder 1: ROFL

Responder 2: Those are all the KFCs in Venezuela. All pretty close together in the far north.

Me: I react the same way whenever someone throws fried chicken and watermelon in the pool while I'm swimming

Responder 1: hàh

Responder 2: You like chicken and watermelon, but you can swim?

Responder 1: LOLOL oh, snap

Me: I'm part white, it explains everything.

Responder 3: Wow, guys.

Me: I can swim, but I can't dance. It's the price you pay.

Responder 2: Lmao. I'll only hide half my family then

Responder 3: Um huh?

[The Wizard Joseph]

Some asshole called Animal Services on me today about my old blind dog, who lives outside and sleeps under the porch because he refuses to come inside or use his very expensive doghouse.

They told Animal Services that he seems unhealthy and is left outside all the time with no food or water. Food and water are on the porch. Animal Services lady comes by, tells me that due to his age and blindness I should call the county and ask to have the rabies vaccine requirement waived, says "I know he won't use it but I have to require that you get bedding for his doghouse" and "he looks like he's in really good shape for his age", gave me some grooming tips (he's well groomed but gets mats on the back of his legs), and left.

That was a raft of stress for no real fucking reason, but at least I found out that the county will waive the rabies shot if your dog is over a certain age.

That's just obnoxious. Not quite as obnoxious as that ingress thing but whatever.

I've seen a trend toward overreaction I think. Combination of manipulative and shocking but earnest anti abuse social media campaigns and folks not quite sharp or well informed enough to know the difference. On the bright side over reporting is perhaps better than under reporting, if annoying.

[hooplala]

My batshit insane coworker might be needing her own thread soon. She informed us today that Canada has reasonable citizenship requirements and she was thinking about moving there because America's leaders are always doing illegal things. She is not registered to vote.

I kept my mouth shut here, because I feel like dissuading her from leaving my vicinity, much less my country, would be a poor tactical decision.

Let her move to Canada.

It will be a learning experience for her.

I have programs set up for people like her. 

We're here to help.

[Eater of Clowns]

UNNNGH for real, dudes, this interaction just happened on the ingress hangout I'm in.

Dude posts:


Responder 1: lolol Best part is that he is Venezuelan

OP: I just saw the #48.

Me: Do they even have KFC in Venezuela? I would be hell of distracted by a giant red and white bucket on the playing field too, to tell the truth.

Old Man: ^+1

Responder 1: I would too, especially if I had a stereotypical attraction to fried chicken

Responder 2:


Responder 1: ROFL

Responder 2: Those are all the KFCs in Venezuela. All pretty close together in the far north.

Me: I react the same way whenever someone throws fried chicken and watermelon in the pool while I'm swimming

Responder 1: hàh

Responder 2: You like chicken and watermelon, but you can swim?

Responder 1: LOLOL oh, snap

Me: I'm part white, it explains everything.

Responder 3: Wow, guys.

Me: I can swim, but I can't dance. It's the price you pay.

Responder 2: Lmao. I'll only hide half my family then

Responder 3: Um huh?