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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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LMNO

I recall cowboys
and sadistically cruel villians
and, of course, gay men.


Next topic: Baptists

gnimbley

Someone found a cave
Must be a holy relic!
St. John the Baptist

next topic: automated underwear

Donkeyotay

It washes itself
and makes you feel refreshed and
clean after hot sex

Next Topic: SHIT! I am late for class!

LMNO

who give a goddam
about mere academics?
but the prof is hot!



Topic: Wire

chaosgraves:agentoferis

there is this band right
I can not remember much
I know they were Wire


( pigface fucking rules)
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

LMNO

Fuck it up pigface
even The Pixies took part
ever see 'em live?



Next up: the horse you rode in on

Donkeyotay

This is no mere horse
but the finest ass in town
You want to ride it!

Next topic: slackjawed banjo pickers

DJRubberducky

Deern deern deern deern deern
Deern deern deern deern...deern deern deern
Deern deern deern deern deern...

Next topic: being a smartass
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Marl Fublewonker

My ass has a brain
It makes my ass very smart
I have a smart ass

next topic: Magnetic refrigerator letters.

Donkeyotay

with wet love she crawled
into the flower of pain
and wept joyously

(taken from 'fridgerator magnet poem)

Next Topic: evil checks

Marl Fublewonker

Standing in the road
Screaming that the end is near
The dark lord cometh

Next topic: Drunken UPS guy

Demon Seed #three

my package is late!
inebriated again?
covered in vomit


next topic: marl-f's zombies
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Donkeyotay

These Zombies are broke
Their arms have fallen off
and they can't pay rent!

Next topic: freeloading deities

Weselina

Sorry, can I one more about Zombies?

Sand and water
Fire and demise
The Zombie is made
always look on the bright side of life...

LMNO

"Hey, lend me five bucks!"
Said Eris, right before She
Borrowed my skateboard.



Garage Rock is next