2012GASM

[Epimetheus]

I think we should plan something major for 2012.


We've got time. Any suggestions?



EDIT: The number of members right now is 2012. 

[Triple Zero]

well, i was saving up some Eschatons, i was planning to Immanentize at that date.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I propose the following planning procedure:

1) Find as many popular or semi-popular movements related to 2012 as possible.
2) Do something completely different, and hopefully way cooler.
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

[Epimetheus]

I suggest an amendment to your procedure:

1) PROFIT!
2) PROFIT!
3) PROFIT!
4) PROFIT!

[Iron Sulfide]

My cult in the making is called Teutontology- a play on "teuton" and "ontology" , and i like that it sounds limilar to scientology.

we believe in the mayan revelation of 2012. currently, if memory serves me right, we are in the "third night" of the "last week" of the long count, a week being 7 days and six nights.

their conception of time reminds me of fractals.

1-2-2-1-2-0-1-2, it's not too soon for apocalyptic doom!

[Cramulus]

I like the idea of getting people all revved up for the apocalypse. I'd have some specific ideas for generating fake news which supports ludacris end-of-the-world scenarios, but they won't be useful for three or four years. =)

In the meantime, can someone remember where this letter was? Hoops?

A few weeks back someone showed up in Apple Talk (?) saying they got a mysterious letter in the mail with some cryptic stuff written on it. On the back it said IN 2012, LOOK TO THE SKIES

If I had received a letter like this randomly, it would have Freaked me the fuck Out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How about starting a cult in which, in 2012, followers will flock to public spaces to await the descent of The Golden Pterodactyl? Dressed as pterodactyls.

[Jasper]

We could start a rock band.  We could call it... 



I dunno.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this, because it's confusing and obscure and people would Google it.

[Cramulus]

In the post came an envelope addressed to Terry.

I got a letter through the post and inside was a pink condom and a post it note.

The post it reads...

I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SPREAD THE WORD!
FUCK THE FUNDAMENTALISTS! THIS COMES
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP... WE ARE ALL
INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF A GREAT
STORY, AND LIKE ALL GREAT STORIES, IT
TELLS OF HOW THE WORLD WAS SAVED AT
THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, FROM
SEEMINGLY INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION -
BY A HANDFUL OF HEROES. THE TIMER ON
THE BOMB ALWAYS STOPS WITH ONE
SECOND TO GO. FAITH IN FAITH ITSELF

Then on the other side it reads...

WATCH THE SKIES IN 2012


WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM

Why did I get this, what exactly is this? 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

IT'S 3:00 AM ON DECEMBER 26, 2012. YOUR CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING QUIETLY IN THEIR BEDS. BUT IN WASHINGTON, A PHONE IS RINGING. AT THE OTHER END OF THE LINE, A HUGE METEOR IS DELIVERING HIS FINAL WARNING TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH. THIS IS THE DAY THE WORLD WILL DIE IN A BLAZE OF FIRE.

WHO DO YOU WANT IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS?

[Agrippa]

bruce willis

[Triple Zero]

[Iron Sulfide]

My cult in the making is called Teutontology- a play on "teuton" and "ontology" , and i like that it sounds limilar to scientology.

hey! only a fucking uber-genius would come up with a plan like that!


I like your style.

But everyone knows that in 2012 The "Happy Bunny" will appear in the east, heralding the coming of The Ultimate Evolved Form of The Psyon?

Right?

well, that is the basic format of ragnarok, unless i missed something.

(seriously, though, it seems a lot of rabbitty hare figures throughout lots of mythos are trickster archetypes.)

fact is, psyonetics (tm), teutontology (k), or some other "whack-y" variant will herald from the same pattern, highlighting different themes. good, solongas we can agree on 2012.