Methos (aka Adam Pierson) is a Discordian Saint!

[Great Teacher Largo]

The Beer Prayer, by Methos:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(as I will be drunk)
At home, as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.

[Horab Fibslager]

we already have this.

did it need another thread?

[agent compassion]

There's always room for praise of beer.

[Great Teacher Largo]

we already have this.

did it need another thread?

I was not aware.  I apologise.

[Horab Fibslager]

don't apoligize.

go away.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

sometimes they won't.

you are then forced to stabbinate for your rights.