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Title: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM
GO!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 13, 2010, 04:14:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
I don't know if my IBS can handle looking up Pa-failin'-tastic shit to put up in here, but I'm bored enough working on a holiday, so perhaps I will...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

Yeah, there should be a warning label to this thread:

MAY CAUSE SUDDEN EVACUATION OF BOWELS AND DISTEMPER OF NORMAL CARDIAC FUNCTIONS.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:57:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

From laughter?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.

I want an assistant!  I only have 2 hairball mongrels who don't give a shit about politics.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.

I want an assistant!  I only have 2 hairball mongrels who don't give a shit about politics.

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.

Worse.  He's a "Keep the gubmint out of health care.  Except for me, because my case is different."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 07:04:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.

Worse.  He's a "Keep the gubmint out of health care.  Except for me, because my case is different."

Yeah, those are usually the medicare yahoos too.  Sigh.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Remington on February 17, 2010, 02:35:06 AM
http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/alaska-steps-forward-towards-energy-security/294855963434 (http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/alaska-steps-forward-towards-energy-security/294855963434)

Because "Energy Security = MOAR OIL, LOLZ"
Read some of the comments for extra lail: at first you think they're obvious trolls, but then you realize they're all serious.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 17, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:57:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

From laughter?

...it sounded like screaming to me, but then it's hard to tell sometimes especially these days...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 21, 2010, 03:49:31 AM
http://freakoutnation.com/2010/02/20/sarah-palin-a-socialist/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on March 01, 2010, 06:42:20 AM
http://www.tfaw.com/Comics/Profile/Female-Force-Sarah-Palin-%28Going-Rogue-Edition%29___356542
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 04, 2010, 05:42:03 PM
Palin: 'I joined Fox' because there's too much 'opinion interjected in hard news' in the mainstream media.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/03/03/palin-fox-objective/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 04, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on March 04, 2010, 05:42:03 PM
Palin: 'I joined Fox' because there's too much 'opinion interjected in hard news' in the mainstream media.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/03/03/palin-fox-objective/

(http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt112/ausador/IronyMeterSplode.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on March 05, 2010, 08:59:16 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on March 09, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/04/2010-03-04_sarah_palin_and_entourage_descend_like_locusts_on_oscar_swag_suite.html

QuoteThe Los Angeles Times reported Palin was supposed to donate all of her gift items back to the Silver Spoon Oscar Suite for auction, as well as $1,700 of her own cash, in support of Red Cross efforts in Haiti and Chile.

But E! Online insisted, "we can assure you she did not give up any of her swag."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/04/2010-03-04_sarah_palin_and_entourage_descend_like_locusts_on_oscar_swag_suite.html#ixzz0hhWo7aFo

My girl would like to see how Palin likes being hunted from a helicopter.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on March 09, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
Oh... it feels so GOOD!  UGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100308/cm_huffpost/490080

Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care

QuoteFormer Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care -- admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada's single-payer system.



NGH!
UNH!
HUH!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on March 09, 2010, 07:06:41 PM
:lulz:  O  I have no words.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 09, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
Oh... it feels so GOOD!  UGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100308/cm_huffpost/490080

Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care

QuoteFormer Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care -- admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada's single-payer system.



NGH!
UNH!
HUH!

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 12, 2010, 03:17:21 PM
She's lucky the death panels didn't get her.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on March 12, 2010, 03:59:01 PM
She probably offset that dabbling in liberalism by killing a herd of Caribou. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 04:33:35 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JuDz2UdbV3o/S5GuNLCLu4I/AAAAAAAABSU/5Z-jj_7NYDQ/s1600/kaH86.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 07:32:27 PM
http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/dont-get-demoralized-get-organized-take-back-the-20/373854973434
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
I didn't know Sinclair Lewis was alive in 1835.

Also yes, Palin is now inciting Teabaggers to do their Red Dawn LARPing against unsuspecting Dems.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on March 25, 2010, 09:36:34 PM
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv-news.en.ap.org/tv-news.en.ap.org-20100325-us_people_palin

Nothing says 'serious political candidate' like a REALITY show on TLC!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 25, 2010, 11:22:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
I didn't know Sinclair Lewis was alive in 1835.

Also yes, Palin is now inciting Teabaggers to do their Red Dawn LARPing against unsuspecting Dems.

The 'official' quote is 1935, tis a typo or something.

Also, he never said it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on March 25, 2010, 11:27:24 PM
Despite that, it has a ring of truth to it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
I didn't know Sinclair Lewis was alive in 1835.

You've got one up on me, I don't even know who Sinclair Lewis is.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 06:15:19 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 25, 2010, 11:22:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
I didn't know Sinclair Lewis was alive in 1835.

Also yes, Palin is now inciting Teabaggers to do their Red Dawn LARPing against unsuspecting Dems.

The 'official' quote is 1935, tis a typo or something.

Also, he never said it.
Ah, one of those "fake but accurate" type things.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on March 26, 2010, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

Because she's so smokin' hot?

Oh and here's John Cleese laughing in her face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyNk8J1c8g&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyNk8J1c8g&NR=1)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on March 26, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Can we be honest here?  Who actually thinks Palin is hot?  I can't be the only one who doesn't.  I think most people just see her next to nothing but gross old politicians who look like dried pink apricots, so perhaps they're just noticing the comparison?

Edit for clarity.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on March 26, 2010, 06:36:29 PM
I'll admit, she has a pretty face, if I didn't already know she's a goddamn nutbag.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 26, 2010, 08:05:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 26, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Can we be honest here?  Who actually thinks Palin is hot?  I can't be the only one who doesn't.  I think most people just see her next to nothing but gross old politicians who look like dried pink apricots, so perhaps they're just noticing the comparison?

Edit for clarity.

Oh, I completely do.  My first reaction on seeing her picked as McCain's running mate was "Oh shit, he picked a MILF."  Then she spoke and the laughing hasn't stopped.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on March 27, 2010, 02:07:58 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 26, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Can we be honest here?  Who actually thinks Palin is hot?  I can't be the only one who doesn't.  I think most people just see her next to nothing but gross old politicians who look like dried pink apricots, so perhaps they're just noticing the comparison?

Edit for clarity.

Hey now, don't make me start up a Sarah Palin fan club up in this bitch :argh!:.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on March 28, 2010, 12:35:03 AM
Do it.  I'll start a Nicole Parra fan club. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on March 28, 2010, 03:40:10 PM
Neither of them compare to Yulia Tymoshenko:

(http://imgur.com/qTGsS.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 28, 2010, 04:01:07 PM
Good point Cain, but Queen Rania of Jordan or GTFO:

(http://memrieconomicblog.org/images/uploaded/queenrania.JPG)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on March 28, 2010, 04:38:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 26, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Can we be honest here?  Who actually thinks Palin is hot?

I wouldn't kick her to the curb.  None of my relationships have been with women who looked as good as she does.  I find her quite attractive.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Remington on March 28, 2010, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: Earthbound Spirit on March 28, 2010, 04:38:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 26, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Can we be honest here?  Who actually thinks Palin is hot?

I wouldn't kick her to the curb.  None of my relationships have been with women who looked as good as she does.  I find her quite attractive.
I would, she's a idiot.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Palin has a prim, sheltered soccer-mom quality about her that I find really unappealing. I can't deny that she has a pretty face, though.

Also, just imagine for one moment, if you will, the morning banter.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2010, 06:11:47 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 28, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Palin has a prim, sheltered soccer-mom quality about her that I find really unappealing. I can't deny that she has a pretty face, though.

Also, just imagine for one moment, if you will, the morning banter.

:walken:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on March 28, 2010, 06:12:11 PM
At that point I would have to start drinking more of whatever got me into that bed in the first place.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on March 29, 2010, 12:37:45 AM
Quote from: EoC on March 28, 2010, 04:01:07 PM
Good point Cain, but Queen Rania of Jordan or GTFO:

(http://memrieconomicblog.org/images/uploaded/queenrania.JPG)

Oh, we're gettin' international on it? Then, actually it's Mara Carfagna or STFU.

(http://cdn.maxim.com/32001-32500/32127_hottest_politicians_maraCarfanga_l1.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2010, 12:38:28 AM
Both of 'em.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on March 29, 2010, 04:48:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2010, 12:38:28 AM
Both of 'em.
This.

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 25, 2010, 11:27:24 PM
Despite that, it has a ring of truth to it.
Yep. I've gotten my mitts on a book about it (American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America (http://books.google.com/books?id=jFjzEaloM9sC&printsec=frontcover&dq=american+fascists+chris+hedges&source=bl&ots=cMQ-u2xndU&sig=6Fz9MzbnHtZClGplKMIub5wZIfU&hl=en&ei=2yKwS47VFZDosQPgss2GDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CAgQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=&f=false) by Chris Hedges) which has me pretty convinced we're already halfway there, too.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 03, 2010, 02:09:00 AM
Right then:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zGnH6HWaAi0/SuR8DCLh3GI/AAAAAAAADzg/0HQfVnxYa28/s400/Yulia_Tymoshenko06.jpg)

Hello Ukrainian Prime Minister Tymoshenko.



Also,
http://gawker.com/5506959/how-small-town-high-school-drama-could-destroy-sarah-palin

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on April 03, 2010, 09:31:33 PM
Palin has previous for "holding talks" with State Troopers, IIRC.

Then again, the entire American political class can start illegal wars of aggression, illegal spying operations and carry out torture without getting called on it, so Palin thinking her and her progeny are above the law isn't actually in any sense incorrect.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 04, 2010, 02:50:34 AM
If Palin's fans managed to brush off Troopergate and if Bush fans managed to ignore the wildly unconstitutional practices of his presidency, is there any reason to think that something as "small" as this will derail her gravy train?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 04, 2010, 02:52:15 PM
Shut the fuck up! We're trying to sensationalize!

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 04, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
Oops, sorry. Um...PALIN IS SECRETLY PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 05, 2010, 05:05:14 AM
So Sarah Palin is doing a Teaparty speech in Massachusetts in the next few months.  Apparently electing a Republican senator means she feels safe up here now.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2010, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: EoC on April 05, 2010, 05:05:14 AM
So Sarah Palin is doing a Teaparty speech in Massachusetts in the next few months.  Apparently electing a Republican senator means she feels safe up here now.
:lulz:

Also, I liked how this thread went on a short picture tangent of women waaaay hotter than Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 05, 2010, 02:37:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BZ9gn.jpg)


Also,

Three visible dicks:
(http://i.imgur.com/zDsEV.jpg)

(courtesy of reddit.com)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2010, 07:44:35 PM
Sarah Palin regarding Obama's nuclear arms reduction deal with Russia: "You know, that's kind of like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight, and one of the kids saying, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face, and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead, and do what you want to with me!' No, it is unacceptable."

Disregarding the fact that it completely misrepresents the deal, please note that Palin is criticizing a situation where Obama would ACT EXACTLY AS JESUS WOULD HAVE DONE.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2010, 07:47:39 PM
Thats because Palin is a trained nuclear strategist, from her time as Commander in Chief of Alaska, whereas Obama just "organized communities" and so doesn't know what he is talking about.

Note: the above is a real talking point, used by people in the Republican Party, presumably to try and make Palin look good.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2010, 07:48:46 PM
 :x :horrormirth: :x :horrormirth: :x :horrormirth:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2010, 07:52:25 PM
http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/300385.php

QuotePalin's view of nuclear weapons was shaped by her stint as the commander in chief of the Alaskan National Guard, our first line of defense against Soviet nuclear weapons. Obama has held his same views since he was a stoner college student and has showed no signs of maturing.

So yeah.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on April 13, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 13, 2010, 07:44:35 PM
Disregarding the fact that it completely misrepresents the deal, please note that Palin is criticizing a situation where Obama would ACT EXACTLY AS JESUS RONALD REAGAN WOULD HAVE DONE.

fixed
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: wudgar on April 17, 2010, 05:25:51 AM
I'd pee in her butt.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 17, 2010, 06:45:21 AM
:spittake:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 18, 2010, 12:02:59 AM
What is with that phrase?! :lulz: 

A guy I know started saying it a while ago. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2010, 03:21:09 AM
I don't know, but when I was a little kid me and my friend caught the even littler kids next door, Christopher & Jenny, messing around on the front lawn with their pants down. When we asked what they were doing, they said "peeing in each other's butts".  :x
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Kai on April 18, 2010, 05:18:34 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 18, 2010, 05:33:04 PM
Oh hell.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 18, 2010, 05:48:55 PM
You should have called the police, those kids were pedophiles!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 20, 2010, 02:07:01 AM
http://theplumline.whorunsgov.com/2012/sarah-palin-founding-fathers-wouldnt-agree-with-separation-of-church-and-state/

QuoteI beg you, Women of Joy, to bring light and be involved, loving America and praying for her. Really, it is our solemn duty. Praying for true spiritual awakening to overcome deterioration. That is where God wants us to be. Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our Founding Fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.

Yeah, the fucking guys who FUCKING INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF CHURCH-STATE SEPARATION didn't think that God should be separated from the state!!!

:walken:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
At first I was confused by this but now I feel relieved. So now the Christians are finally admitting that they want us to be a theocracy. 'cause I was still over here thinking that they were trying to hide it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on April 20, 2010, 04:18:44 AM
I am feeling the urge to strap these people down a la A Clockwork Orange and force them to learn American history properly. :weary:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 20, 2010, 05:08:40 AM
Some days it takes all of my strength to not go down to Texas and kick David Barton squarely in the balls over and over again.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 05:13:47 AM
If you won't, then someone ought to.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 20, 2010, 05:47:52 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 20, 2010, 02:07:01 AM
http://theplumline.whorunsgov.com/2012/sarah-palin-founding-fathers-wouldnt-agree-with-separation-of-church-and-state/

QuoteI beg you, Women of Joy, to bring light and be involved, loving America and praying for her. Really, it is our solemn duty. Praying for true spiritual awakening to overcome deterioration. That is where God wants us to be. Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our Founding Fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.

Yeah, the fucking guys who FUCKING INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF CHURCH-STATE SEPARATION didn't think that God should be separated from the state!!!

:walken:

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 12:41:34 PM
Actually, having read the comments section on that post, I now realize that liberal justices in the 20th century invested the concept of separation of church and state. It does not appear in any of our "founding documents".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 12:41:34 PM
Actually, having read the comments section on that post, I now realize that liberal justices in the 20th century invested the concept of separation of church and state. It does not appear in any of our "founding documents".

No, it appears in Jefferson's writing of the time, and paraphrases the religion clause in the first amendment.

Which is, of course, just the same as some hippie judge doing in on an LSD trip in 1968.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 20, 2010, 05:22:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 12:41:34 PM
Actually, having read the comments section on that post, I now realize that liberal justices in the 20th century invested the concept of separation of church and state. It does not appear in any of our "founding documents".

No, it appears in Jefferson's writing of the time, and paraphrases the religion clause in the first amendment.

Which is, of course, just the same as some hippie judge doing in on an LSD trip in 1968.
You are forgetting, Dok, that Jefferson doesn't count. He was a hippie communist that hated America.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
None of this would be a problem if science and academia would stop hating God.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 21, 2010, 05:00:55 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
None of this would be a problem if science and academia would stop hating God.

I know, right?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on April 21, 2010, 05:44:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
None of this would be a problem if science and academia would stop hating God.America

Fixed.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 04:43:59 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 21, 2010, 05:44:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
None of this would be a problem if science and academia would stop hating God.America

Fixed.

Looks the same to me.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on April 21, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 04:43:59 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 21, 2010, 05:44:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
None of this would be a problem if science and academia would stop hating God.America

Fixed.

Looks the same to me.

Hmm. I guess you're right.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 22, 2010, 02:42:46 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 20, 2010, 02:07:01 AM
http://theplumline.whorunsgov.com/2012/sarah-palin-founding-fathers-wouldnt-agree-with-separation-of-church-and-state/

QuoteI beg you, Women of Joy, to bring light and be involved, loving America and praying for her. Really, it is our solemn duty. Praying for true spiritual awakening to overcome deterioration. That is where God wants us to be. Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our Founding Fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.

Yeah, the fucking guys who FUCKING INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF CHURCH-STATE SEPARATION didn't think that God should be separated from the state!!!

:walken:

Her brand of dumb and out of touch is becoming downright offensive.  Okay, that boat sailed awhile ago, who am I kidding?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 07:20:36 PM
What we're witnessing is an incredible fusion of DUMB.

Let's take a really weak understanding of Theology and Biblical history and then marry it to a very scant conception of American history and POW, you got yourselves a Palin.

My bet is she next turns her aim onto Einstein and starts asking for 'alternatives' to General Relativity because, you know, he wasn't a Christian.


Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 22, 2010, 07:25:29 PM
Silly String Theory? 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 22, 2010, 07:25:29 PM
Silly String Theory? 

:lol:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 22, 2010, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 07:20:36 PM
What we're witnessing is an incredible fusion of DUMB.

Let's take a really weak understanding of Theology and Biblical history and then marry it to a very scant conception of American history and POW, you got yourselves a Palin.

My bet is she next turns her aim onto Einstein and starts asking for 'alternatives' to General Relativity because, you know, he wasn't a Christian.
Or she'll cite the fact that we don't know how magnets work in order to kill all funding to motherfuckin' lyin' scientists.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 10:01:11 PM
Thought:


Anti-Palin supporters typically try to discredit her by making her look stupid. This clearly isn't working. Maybe someone needs to take a reverse approach and portray her as an East Coast elitist intellectual?


Consider this:

Liberal: For fuck's sake, Sarah Palin is soo fucking STOOPID  :
Palintard: Nuh uh - you don' lak it cuz she's REAL and talks tuh the AMURRICANN PEEPLE!

Liberal: :walken:


Vs. this:

Liberal: Hey, I'm really glad that Sarah Palin has come out in favor of wide reaching taxation of companies that pollute the environment.

Palintard: Whuh? WHEN???

Liberal: Oh, didn't you read that the other day? I'm pretty sure it was in the interview she did for Mother Jones.

Palintard: :mullet:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 22, 2010, 10:21:20 PM
We need to get Sarah Palin and a Mother Jones editor in the same room and put it on pay per view.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 23, 2010, 02:03:28 AM
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/jewish-americans-for-sarah-palin-launches-binyamin-korn.php
Jews for Palin!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 23, 2010, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 23, 2010, 02:03:28 AM
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/jewish-americans-for-sarah-palin-launches-binyamin-korn.php
Jews for Palin!

:eek:

I think this dude is seriously misguided. What he's overlooking is that Palin (being a fundie Christer) is probably only pro-Israel so that Jesus will have a biblical landing pad (Jerusalem) during the 2nd coming (which, according to people like Palin is probably in the next couple of months or so).

It's very unlikely that conservative Xtians really give a fuck about what happens to anyone Israeli or Palestinian, because when JC gets back, they're all for the fire anyway.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 23, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on April 23, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 22, 2010, 07:25:29 PM
Silly String Theory? 

:lol:

not too much straw, it actually has a bit of bite
I believe Washington as a Mason would just want people to have faith
maybe paganism polytheism was discouraged as would have been athiest/satanist

but then church was really bout the locals and functioned almost like a town hall
not some grand plan to speak of the profits

now churches are so active in poilitics
that they should be required to pay taxes

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2010, 01:32:45 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 23, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.

I like it.  Can we start by blaming her for Mt. ekkfjivimnf in Iceland?  It seems plausible to link her with the expulsion of hot ash that fouls up the air. 

And furries.  That's it.  She's a furry.  Everyone needs to know. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on April 23, 2010, 03:01:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 23, 2010, 01:32:45 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 23, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.

I like it.  Can we start by blaming her for Mt. ekkfjivimnf in Iceland?  It seems plausible to link her with the expulsion of hot ash that fouls up the air. 

And furries.  That's it.  She's a furry.  Everyone needs to know. 

Why not? Fundies blamed the devil/abortion/gays/etc. for the earthquake in Haiti. Why not blame Palin for angering God and/or the Nordic gods with her blasphemy/stupidity/unwed teenage daughter with a kid/whatever, who has now given her a warning by blowing up Iceland?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on April 23, 2010, 08:36:56 PM
Make a Youtube video.


Wear a costume.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 24, 2010, 12:25:30 AM
I will now profess to my dying breath that Palin is a furry.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 24, 2010, 12:31:19 AM
I've been doing that, nobody seems to understand.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 24, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 24, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 24, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah. 

I... i dont wanna think about it
:sad:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on April 24, 2010, 03:11:13 AM
Of course, being rich furries, they use real fur for their suits.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 24, 2010, 03:19:51 AM
Yeah, that's why Palin doesn't like Caribou Barbie.  Not because it's offensive, but because it is too accurate. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 24, 2010, 03:21:32 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 24, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 24, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah. 

I... i dont wanna think about it
:sad:

Too late.  I'm pretty sure Todd gets involved too.

"Hey gals, can I play too?  My pants just seceded!"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 24, 2010, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
At first I was confused by this but now I feel relieved. So now the Christians are finally admitting that they want us to be a theocracy. 'cause I was still over here thinking that they were trying to hide it.

No no no.  They've never HIDDEN this.  At ALL.  It's been top priority as long as I've known the Religious Reich (having been formerly a member, especially).

It's just that...well, it wasn't NEWSWORTHY before.  So now, everyone's LEAKING teh dumb...and so many are SHOCKED!  SHOCKED! to find that Christians are fundamentalist!  IN POLITICS!  The HORA! THE HORA!

No, this has ever been the case.  They started in churches waaaay back in the 80's (shit, fuck that, in the 1920's)...and it's been rollin' ever since.

I'm waiting, waiting, WAITING for the damned pendulum to go the other way...please go back...go back pendulummm... *hangs head in cynical shame*
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 24, 2010, 05:55:48 PM
With insane militant religious groups like those Hutaree jackasses on the rise, I think the pendulum will be swinging back the other way.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 24, 2010, 06:10:15 PM
Incidentally, Tina Fey was interviewed on the BBC. Turns out that there's a 30 Rock porn movie. The woman who plays 'Tina' is the same woman who played Sarah in 'Nailin' Palin'.

Art imitates life imitates art and makes porn.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 24, 2010, 06:10:15 PM
Incidentally, Tina Fey was interviewed on the BBC. Turns out that there's a 30 Rock porn movie. The woman who plays 'Tina' is the same woman who played Sarah in 'Nailin' Palin'.

Art imitates life imitates art and makes porn.



I love this country.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2010, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 24, 2010, 06:10:15 PM
Incidentally, Tina Fey was interviewed on the BBC. Turns out that there's a 30 Rock porn movie. The woman who plays 'Tina' is the same woman who played Sarah in 'Nailin' Palin'.

Art imitates life imitates art and makes porn.



I love this country.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 24, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 24, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah. 

I... i dont wanna think about it
:sad:


OOOOOh, this totally explains the whole "hunting wolves from helicopter" dealie. You just have to edit the deer costume onto Sarah and the others with the rifles.

:horrormirth:

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 25, 2010, 07:14:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 24, 2010, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
At first I was confused by this but now I feel relieved. So now the Christians are finally admitting that they want us to be a theocracy. 'cause I was still over here thinking that they were trying to hide it.

No no no.  They've never HIDDEN this.  At ALL.  It's been top priority as long as I've known the Religious Reich (having been formerly a member, especially).

It's just that...well, it wasn't NEWSWORTHY before.  So now, everyone's LEAKING teh dumb...and so many are SHOCKED!  SHOCKED! to find that Christians are fundamentalist!  IN POLITICS!  The HORA! THE HORA!

No, this has ever been the case.  They started in churches waaaay back in the 80's (shit, fuck that, in the 1920's)...and it's been rollin' ever since.

I'm waiting, waiting, WAITING for the damned pendulum to go the other way...please go back...go back pendulummm... *hangs head in cynical shame*

Sigh. I guess you're right about the newsworthy thing but what's shocked really shocked me is the timing. With all the talk about Iran and their brutal theocracy, I would've thought that these people would tone down their wild cries for the bringing the prayer back in schools (etc) but if anything it seems that they're actually in some sort of sick race with those dudes. One week I hear about how the separation between church and state was invented by liberals and then the very next week, some cleric in Iran is claiming that cleavage causes earthquakes. So now I know that within a month, Pat Robertson is going to say that the Constitution should be abolished so that Jesus (through him) can rule America directly.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2010, 01:30:29 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 25, 2010, 07:14:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 24, 2010, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 20, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
At first I was confused by this but now I feel relieved. So now the Christians are finally admitting that they want us to be a theocracy. 'cause I was still over here thinking that they were trying to hide it.

No no no.  They've never HIDDEN this.  At ALL.  It's been top priority as long as I've known the Religious Reich (having been formerly a member, especially).

It's just that...well, it wasn't NEWSWORTHY before.  So now, everyone's LEAKING teh dumb...and so many are SHOCKED!  SHOCKED! to find that Christians are fundamentalist!  IN POLITICS!  The HORA! THE HORA!

No, this has ever been the case.  They started in churches waaaay back in the 80's (shit, fuck that, in the 1920's)...and it's been rollin' ever since.

I'm waiting, waiting, WAITING for the damned pendulum to go the other way...please go back...go back pendulummm... *hangs head in cynical shame*

Sigh. I guess you're right about the newsworthy thing but what's shocked really shocked me is the timing. With all the talk about Iran and their brutal theocracy, I would've thought that these people would tone down their wild cries for the bringing the prayer back in schools (etc) but if anything it seems that they're actually in some sort of sick race with those dudes. One week I hear about how the separation between church and state was invented by liberals and then the very next week, some cleric in Iran is claiming that cleavage causes earthquakes. So now I know that within a month, Pat Robertson is going to say that the Constitution should be abolished so that Jesus (through him) can rule America directly.

The call for "WHERE'S THE FUCKING MODERATES ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!???oneone11" is becoming louder...there really IS a deep, deep-rooted dissention amongst the GOP ranks.  And for all that the Teabaggers might be made up of a good portion of the right-of-center's...I believe its foundation is still the "WE LOST BAAAWWWWW"ing side of the GOP.  The ones that perpetuate the racism that's ok, like the racism that was ok during post-9/11 (remember that? when we went all "YEE-HAW, REPUBLICAN JESUS WILL KICK YER ASSSSSS!"?  Flag-waving was de rigueur, and in fact, we RAN OUT of CAR FLAGS (motherfuckin' car flags, that used to be for the "fan" in "fanatic" sports fucks who had to celebrate their victories) in September of oh-one in my little vet-by-marine-base town of O-side, Cali).

SO YEAH.  The GOP wants its party back...because a lot of them ARE actually very fucking SMART, SAVVY intellect types.  The "new face" of the GOP intelligentsia (no, NOT the oxymoron you'd think) is NOT a red-state de facto sect...nuh uh.  It's college-bred.  It's not really well-laid.  It's 22-26 years old and Bible-skeptic-yet-willing-to-go-to-service-with-the-'rents, it's white-bread or white-filling (Oreo, banana, etc.--sorry, racially epithetical, I agree, but I mean this with all the love in my heart, these are "gentrified" 2d-3rd generationals) in profile and just as angry, but about the lack of cohesiveness to the ideals they read about and worshipped in undergrad.

And I think largely male.

If their social/celebrity profiling can be believed (blogosphere, book deals GALORE!, Bill Maher and Jon Stewart spots on TeeVee, etc.).

Shit, I dated these fucks in an earlier incarnation.

Anyway, I do believe there's a nice little re-faction of these that have glowing eyes for the original platforms of Reaganites...and are verily confused on why the Teabaggers have to keep hitting the racist schtick and not go for the gold of the "poor me, I'm the bewildered, bedraggled masses" to win more centrist approval...(they blame the liberal media for weeding those more attractive folks out of the cam shots and instead highlighting the less seemly of the group with missing teefs, big hulking tummies and lots of welfare babes stuck to their meaty gams).

They are aware of the hypocrisy, and yet still feel as if their gal Palin is "persecuted." *guffaw*  They are trust-fund (wannabes).  They are deluded enough to think the GOP can be changed from the inside-out.  And they think that a "softer side" of the GOP will win the hearts and minds of the centrist movements (huh? ARE there centrist movements? oh yeah, duh, those are the folks that voted in Obama...huh, go figure).

I say good luck with that one.  I think stirring the Teabaggin' red voters is a good thing...the crazies seem to come out the more you do that.  I hope Teabaggers don't stay quiet.  The fuck who flew his plane into the IRS building is probably the tip of the iceberg.  I don't wish HARM on anyone, but I think this battaille royale for the throne is FAR from over for the "BAAWWWW WE DIDN'T WIN!" group.  Far, far, from over.

I just wish we WERE hearing the last cry of the turd of racism and religulosity in these people like Alan Grayson was saying on Bill Maher's show this past Friday...I think instead Fnordie's right...the pendulum's swinging further to the right than it was with Bush.  Because say what you want about him, but he wasn't a racist.  His immigration policy was FAR more liberal than any other GOPer.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2010, 01:36:02 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 24, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 24, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah. 

I... i dont wanna think about it
:sad:

yes, but, think of the pr0n possibilities, the $$-potential!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 26, 2010, 01:57:38 AM
The media did a real good job of covering up 9/12. Here an Atlanta, at least one Muslim guy was killed and a bunch of Sikhs and Hindus got attacked as well. And not one word of it ever reached the nightly news.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2010, 02:11:33 AM
What happened on 9/12 is why Oprah flew my ass (and my husband's) to Chicago and put us up at the Omni.

That's a great story, in and of itself.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 26, 2010, 03:33:28 AM
Do tell!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 01:59:37 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2010, 02:11:33 AM
What happened on 9/12 is why Oprah flew my ass (and my husband's) to Chicago and put us up at the Omni.

That's a great story, in and of itself.

Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 26, 2010, 03:33:28 AM
Do tell!

K, it's your funeral.  I think I've told this before, really.

About 3 days after 9/11, people in the media were SCERAAAAMBLING to find Afghans in the US.  To see what their reaction was.  So, LA Times found my MA thesis and contacted my department to see if I was willing to talk.  I said I was, and the LAX's reporter interviewed me.  She found out my HUSBAND was the REAL Afghan, and came from LA to San Diego and interviewed him.  Hugeass color picture of him treating a patient and all.  They also found a few other Afghans (known to us through their businesses, etc.) in the community down here, did bios on them in the story, their reactions, etc.

Fast-forward like 2 weeks later, and motherfucking OPRAH calls our asses (ok, one of her little producer-chicks who run everything, but still) to come on a show.  WTF?!  Yeah. So I call my husband to see if he's willing, he is, and he interviews over the phone.  They eat up his immigrant story with a spoon.  I send them all sorts of photos (like 50) overnight FedEx in little baggies, labeled, and they make flight arrangements for us.  We get babysitting hella fast for our 1 year old and 4 year old, and then, in October of 01, manage to fly out of LAX to Chicago.

I say Manage because fuckshitdamn it was HORRIBLY tough to get the fuck out of an airport in those days.

Anyway, after a 3 hour delay because of some dumbfuck leaving a bag unattended that needed to be exploded (ever heard/seen that?  it's a trip), we got to Chicago, LATE, and got in the Omni hotel via limo.  Whereupon they gave us a CHERRY suite and $250 in hotel vouchers for whatever the fuck.  We were scheduled to fly back outta Chicago the next evening, so that $250 basically got spent on a hugeass expensive bottle of wine at dinner after the show.

The next morning, in a limo we were taken to the studio, in the middle of a dirty, sticky alleyway, and shown in the entrance they take the "talent" (woowoo!), off to the Green Room to get my husband "make-up'd"...there we meet a 9/11 widow of the Towers, and she was "against invading Afghanistan."

That's why she was on the show.  And then my husband set into her, hardcore.  He told her that if the US didn't carpet bomb, it would be smart to get the US to take out the element that he thought was keeping Afhganistan back and holding it from being more of a democratic government (yeah, he is a bit of a romantic about his people, what of it?).  He said a strategic stricke against the Talibs would free the natives and make it easier for them to get on with their lives, with aid from the West, of course.

Effectively, in the space of about 20 minutes, we changed Oprah's whole show.  See, in LIVE teevee (we were live that morning, which is why he never ended up on the show, along with his opinion in the Green Room), everything is just as scripted as it is in taped teevee.  They had selected these folks from the "real world" to interview and give "balanced" opinions on "to war or not to war."  Jesse Jackson was on that morning, we were warned, and he would take up more than his fair share of airtime--he was "in negotiations" with the Talibs, and was trying to keep us from going to war.  When 9/11 Widow came on, she totally 180'd her stance that was pre-recorded in a montage and said, LIVE, to a double-taking Oprah:  "Well, I'm against war if they CARPET BOMB.  BUT I BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF AFGHANISTAN SHOULD BE FREED OF TALIBAN TYRANNY." 

Well, sheeit.  My husband and I didn't expect she'd be so easily led.  Har, yolk's on us.  So the OTHER Afghan family, who stood up and said, "Please, our country's seen too much war, keep America's bombs out of Afghanistan" got on live TV.  And my husband was on instead "after the show"...Oprah kept saying during the commercial breaks "BALANCE, PEOPLE, BALANCE!!!"  Which meant, if they had a pro-war'er, they had then have on an anti-war'er.  9/11 Widow'd upset that balance.  Due to our so-called PERSUASIVE arguments in the Green Room.

LOL

But hey, it was fun, it was a blast, and makes for a great story.  We got Oprah mugs, a stay at the Omni, a kickass dinner and tour of Chicago on Oprah's dime for our troubles.  Not to mention the experience itself.

So that was one of my many brushes with near-fame.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 27, 2010, 02:20:17 AM
Wow. Cool. So what did you do your MA thesis on?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 04:10:02 AM
A small linguistic doohickey I noticed when the Afghan Doctors Association in So Cal got together and spoke Dari.  *shrug*

Not as exciting as the Oprah story.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 27, 2010, 09:28:31 AM
Not really. So you're a linguistics person, I assume? And how's that Ph.D. going?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 27, 2010, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 04:10:02 AM
A small linguistic doohickey I noticed when the Afghan Doctors Association in So Cal got together and spoke Dari.  *shrug*

Not as exciting as the Oprah story.

Hey, I don't suppose you have any experience working with Somali immigrants do you?  If you have, and have any lessons learned or tips you'd like to share, send them my way. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 06:40:49 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on April 27, 2010, 09:28:31 AM
Not really. So you're a linguistics person, I assume? And how's that Ph.D. going?

Har, yeah, not going to do that one, lmao.  Bread and butter is TESL.  Which came with my MA in applied ling, so there you go.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 06:41:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 27, 2010, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 04:10:02 AM
A small linguistic doohickey I noticed when the Afghan Doctors Association in So Cal got together and spoke Dari.  *shrug*

Not as exciting as the Oprah story.

Hey, I don't suppose you have any experience working with Somali immigrants do you?  If you have, and have any lessons learned or tips you'd like to share, send them my way. 


Yeah, that would be my husband, not me.  He has a largish Somali population he sees.  Watch out for the multiple wives phenomenon. :x
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Wanna keep Caribou Barbie off your tv screen?

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/palin_discovery/?r_by=-2864407-L9SEQRx&rc=paste1

Environmentalists who object to the idea of her appearing on the typically 'green' Discovery channel have started a 'pention'.




Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 29, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
Why would you want to *stop* her from being on the discovery channel?  Sarah Palin discussing wildlife sounds like a truly great comedy show.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 07:50:21 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 29, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
Why would you want to *stop* her from being on the discovery channel?  Sarah Palin discussing wildlife sounds like a truly great comedy show.

good point  :lol:

More seriously though. I am sick of: a) Her fucking face
                                                 b) Her voice
                                                 c) Her beliefs
                                                 d) Her stupidity
                                                 e) Her family
                                               
It's 'the joke that isn't funny any more'. The joke is over and not only is she not aware of that fact, she's persisted in being yet another vacuous, talentless celeb-wannabe who is earning considerable coin out of pretty much nothing.

So if I can contribute, even in only a little tiny way to bust the bubble and get her 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' show canceled, then I'm all for it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on April 29, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Wanna keep Caribou Barbie off your tv screen?

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/palin_discovery/?r_by=-2864407-L9SEQRx&rc=paste1

Environmentalists who object to the idea of her appearing on the typically 'green' Discovery channel have started a 'pention'.


I just signed it twice. STAY OFFA MAH TEEVEE YOU SCARY LADY!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 08:58:31 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 29, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Wanna keep Caribou Barbie off your tv screen?

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/palin_discovery/?r_by=-2864407-L9SEQRx&rc=paste1

Environmentalists who object to the idea of her appearing on the typically 'green' Discovery channel have started a 'pention'.


I just signed it twice. STAY OFFA MAH TEEVEE YOU SCARY LADY!

Cool. Support our ribbons!!!  :D
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 30, 2010, 01:10:40 AM
Given the big oil slick in the Gulf heading towards Louisiana, I think I'm going to laugh myself silly the next time I hear her say "Drill Baby Drill"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on April 30, 2010, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 30, 2010, 01:10:40 AM
Given the big oil slick in the Gulf heading towards Louisiana, I think I'm going to laugh myself silly the next time I hear her say "Drill Baby Drill"

Sign the pention! Do it for the polar bears!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on May 01, 2010, 01:29:29 AM
Signed it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Remington on May 01, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
College Humour wins again:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932165 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932165)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 02, 2010, 01:02:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 01, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
College Humour wins again:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932165 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932165)
:spit:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 04, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
Ted Nuget on Sarah Palin

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/04/our-sarah.html

QuoteIf Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band. The independent patriotic spirit, attitude and soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah. In the way she lives, what she says and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times, she represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly. She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government. The tsunami of support proves that Sarah, 46, represents what many Americans know to be common and sensible. Her rugged individualism, self-reliance and a herculean work ethic resonate now more than ever in a country spinning away from these basics that made the U.S.A. the last best place.
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 04:48:10 PM
We are approaching a perfect storm of yahooism.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 04:52:05 PM
I'm really getting pissy about people who have never worked a real job talking about work ethic.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on May 04, 2010, 04:52:39 PM
hey, it's hard work to play the same shitty songs for thirty years.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 04, 2010, 04:52:39 PM
hey, it's hard work to play the same shitty songs for thirty years.

Why write new stuff when the old stuff sells, especially when you're playing for people that don't like new things?  Just keep playing Cat Scatch Fever, and throw in a healthy dose of jingoism with a dash of racism.

It puts meat in the seats, LMNO.  If you're interested in playing for sacks of meat, it works.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 04:52:05 PM
I'm really getting pissy about people who have never worked a real job talking about work ethic.

Work ethic is now defined as taking the day off to protest your boss being taxed.

Welcome to the New America™, Requia.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 04:52:05 PM
I'm really getting pissy about people who have never worked a real job talking about work ethic.

Work ethic is now defined as taking the day off to protest your boss being taxed.

Welcome to the New America™, Requia.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 05:08:22 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 04, 2010, 04:52:05 PM
I'm really getting pissy about people who have never worked a real job talking about work ethic.

Work ethic is now defined as taking the day off to protest your boss being taxed.

Welcome to the New America™, Requia.
:horrormirth:

Chin up.  It's a brave new world.  Any similarity it has to the brave old world is purely coincidental.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on May 04, 2010, 06:25:17 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 04, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
Ted Nuget on Sarah Palin

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/04/our-sarah.html

QuoteIf Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band. The independent patriotic spirit, attitude and soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah. In the way she lives, what she says and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times, she represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly. She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government. The tsunami of support proves that Sarah, 46, represents what many Americans know to be common and sensible. Her rugged individualism, self-reliance and a herculean work ethic resonate now more than ever in a country spinning away from these basics that made the U.S.A. the last best place.
:lulz:

I imagine this was all composed after a hot night of wolf hunting by helicopter. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 04, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
Ted Nuget on Sarah Palin

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/04/our-sarah.html

QuoteIf Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band. The independent patriotic spirit, attitude and soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah. In the way she lives, what she says and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times, she represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly. She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government. The tsunami of support proves that Sarah, 46, represents what many Americans know to be common and sensible. Her rugged individualism, self-reliance and a herculean work ethic resonate now more than ever in a country spinning away from these basics that made the U.S.A. the last best place.
:lulz:

That's just longhand for "I'm a horny old fuck and I would say anything for a chance to tap that ass".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 06:37:32 PM
Herculean work ethic?

I didn't know that Hercules quit all 12 tasks before they were finished.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 07:50:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 06:37:32 PM
Herculean work ethic?

I didn't know that Hercules quit all 12 tasks before they were finished.   :lulz:
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8495/ohsnapj.gif)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on May 05, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 07:50:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 06:37:32 PM
Herculean work ethic?

I didn't know that Hercules quit all 12 tasks before they were finished.   :lulz:
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8495/ohsnapj.gif)

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on May 06, 2010, 01:11:59 AM
Hahaa

The world needs the Dok Howl Channel.  One camera crew.  All Dok, All The Time.TM 

"Quit FOLLOWING me, you JUNKYARD DOGS!  I'll KILL you!!"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 07:47:13 PM
reposts for posterity:




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Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2010, 01:11:59 AM
Hahaa

The world needs the Dok Howl Channel.  One camera crew.  All Dok, All The Time.TM 

"Quit FOLLOWING me, you JUNKYARD DOGS!  I'll KILL you!!"

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on May 08, 2010, 12:02:47 AM
That was great, Cram.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2010, 01:54:45 AM
I love Biden.  I initially wanted him to win the Presidency. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 08, 2010, 04:38:10 AM
Palin doubles down on the revisionism.

http://www.newshounds.us/2010/05/07/sarah_palin_lectures_fox_news_viewers_our_constitution_creates_law_based_on_the_god_of_the_bible_and_the_ten_commandments.php

Quote"Why do you think America is a Christian nation?" O'Reilly asked at the beginning of the interview.

With her customary cockiness, Palin said, "Nobody has to believe me, you can just go to our Founding Fathers' early documents and see how they crafted a Declaration of Independence and a Constitution that allows that Judeo-Christian belief to be the foundation of our laws and our Constitution, of course, essentially acknowledging that our unalienable rights don't come from man. They come from God. So this document is set up to protect us from a government that would ever infringe upon our right to have freedom of religion and to be able to express our faith freely."

:walken:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on May 08, 2010, 04:41:40 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100507/ts_ynews/ynews_ts1960_3;_ylt=Aq2EosiV8ItMZBtaOHUVxlD9zp54

Teabaggers turn on their pin up girl. (Because like the dude who replaced Ted Kennedy, she will say anything to anyone in order to get elected - wooooo!!)




Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 08, 2010, 05:30:54 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 08, 2010, 04:38:10 AM
Palin doubles down on the revisionism.

http://www.newshounds.us/2010/05/07/sarah_palin_lectures_fox_news_viewers_our_constitution_creates_law_based_on_the_god_of_the_bible_and_the_ten_commandments.php

Something I found interesting at your link:
QuoteFrom there, Palin was on sounder footing. Because if there's one thing she does know – and it may be the only thing Palin knows about political science – it's how to be divisive and inflammatory. And sure enough, she knew what to say now. "That new kind of world view that I think is kind of a step toward a fundamental transformation of America that some want to see today... it is an attempt to revisit and rewrite history."

I have a feeling she knew exactly what she was doing when she used the bolded dog-whistle phrase.  Google "fundamentally transform" and take a look at how many right-wing teabagger blogs it returns, maybe even read a few of the paranoid rants that accompany those results if you feel like it.

Sarah Palin may be willfully and deliberately ignorant to the point of absurdity about facts that undermine her political agenda, and also extremely intellectually lazy, but I don't believe she's stupid.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
I think it's that old addage of "knows just enough to be dangerous"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 10, 2010, 06:33:38 AM
http://www.usaweekend.com/article/20100507/HOME02/100505003/Sarah-Palin-welcomes-you-into-her-home

:retard:

BONUS: There's a poll asking if you would want to be Sarah Palin's kid or Michelle Obama's kid.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on May 24, 2010, 10:17:03 PM
Sarah Palin Says She'd Consider Running for President (http://gawker.com/5545648/sarah-palin-says-shed-consider-running-for-president)
:horrormirth: :lulz:

QuoteIt's difficult to judge, because she's so vain and blithering and not know does language English to use how. But she may, on Fox News Sunday, have made a tentative move towards a presidential run.

Via Mike Allen at Politico: anchor Chris Wallace asked her about her presidential ambitions. She said this:

    It really comes down to it's not being about me, or what I want, or what I predict is gonna happen. ... f the voters of America are in the mood for a kind of unconventional, candid, honest public servant — it doesn't necessarily have to be me — but if that's what they're in the mood for, they're going to let that be known, and they're going to help really propel and push that candidate forward, and then that candidate, of course, will make the decision whether to run or not. Don't know if that's going to me, Chris. ... As I've always said, I'm not going to close any door that perhaps would be open.

Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind. But, as far as we can make out, this amounts to the classic, coy, vain 'I would not seek to serve for me, but if the country needs me...' precursor to a run for office in 2012.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 24, 2010, 10:41:26 PM
I'm going to be cynical and say that she'll run in the primaries just long enough to make big bucks and then quit after she loses the early states. And she'll say that it was all part of "God's Plan".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on May 25, 2010, 01:49:21 AM
PALIN 2012-2014!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 25, 2010, 03:21:46 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 25, 2010, 01:49:21 AM
PALIN 2012-2014!


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on May 25, 2010, 03:39:56 AM
You know why Sarah Palin's English is so bad, right? It's because she can't finish anything (including a thought), but since people keep staring at her, she has to keep talking. FACT.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on May 25, 2010, 03:47:04 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 25, 2010, 03:39:56 AM
You know why Sarah Palin's English is so bad, right? It's because she can't finish anything (including a thought), but since people keep staring at her, she has to keep talking. FACT.

169% TRUTH.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 22, 2010, 03:10:23 PM
Heard a good joke this weekend.


Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth, and her vagina?







































A: Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Chairman Risus on June 23, 2010, 02:16:17 AM
 :spit:

:mccain:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2010, 05:40:46 PM
Haha, oh wow. (http://gawker.com/5579842/this-man-is-inappropriately-excited-to-meet-sarah-palin?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29)

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on July 06, 2010, 08:19:07 PM
That was quite the BONER!

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on July 06, 2010, 10:47:49 PM
An Idea for the RNC: Dump Steele, Hire Palin (http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZGRmYTI0ZWVhZTA0Y2YyMGE4NGIxZGUyZDhmZThhZDE%3D)
QuoteRe: Steele and the RNC: Allow me to chime in with my usual observation on this subject: This is a job for Sarah Palin. Palin would be a much better RNC chairman  than presidential candidate or freelance  kingmaker. She'd raise tons of money and help recruit good candidates, i.e., she'd excel at doing the things Steele should have been doing instead of appointing himself Republican pundit-at-large.

A Chairman Palin would help set the right tone for the Republican party without having to get herself entangled in the minutiae of policy-development, which has not been her forte. Sure, she'd be polarizing, but so is Barack Obama, and these are polarized times. And it's one thing to have a polarizing party chairman, another to have a polarizing candidate.

Anybody disagree?
It would be a great chance for her to stick her foot in her mouth in an official party capacity, I would guess.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on July 08, 2010, 08:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on July 06, 2010, 10:47:49 PM
An Idea for the RNC: Dump Steele, Hire Palin (http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZGRmYTI0ZWVhZTA0Y2YyMGE4NGIxZGUyZDhmZThhZDE%3D)
QuoteRe: Steele and the RNC: Allow me to chime in with my usual observation on this subject: This is a job for Sarah Palin. Palin would be a much better RNC chairman  than presidential candidate or freelance  kingmaker. She'd raise tons of money and help recruit good candidates, i.e., she'd excel at doing the things Steele should have been doing instead of appointing himself Republican pundit-at-large.

A Chairman Palin would help set the right tone for the Republican party without having to get herself entangled in the minutiae of policy-development, which has not been her forte. Sure, she'd be polarizing, but so is Barack Obama, and these are polarized times. And it's one thing to have a polarizing party chairman, another to have a polarizing candidate.

Anybody disagree?
It would be a great chance for her to stick her foot in her mouth in an official party capacity, I would guess.

YESSSS!  I really do hope they do this.  She's the poster child for teh dumb, and the RNC needs a good look in its mirror.  Not that they'd pay attention, but if the old guard in the GOP really do like the image they're fostering of the dumb redneck Biblethumpers, thinking it'll get them the votes, then FUCK YEAH to Palin as RNC chair.

I can armchair voyeur this shit into the ground, I can.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2010, 08:42:47 PM
It'd actually probably work.

Insofar as the DNC are useless, corrupt idiots, eventually people will get so sick of their shit they will vote back in a Republican even if they were being lead by the lovechild of Tojo and Hitler (incidentally, great potential for a mpreg slashfic there.  LMNO, are you paying attention?).  Maybe not in 2012, but probably by 2016, if nothing has improved economically.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on August 14, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Sarah Palin deserves to be President because she has lots of friends on Facebook and stuff

http://biggovernment.com/asnyder/2010/08/06/ridicule-and-disdain-the-reagan-palin-connection/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2010, 07:31:30 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Sarah Palin deserves to be President because she has lots of friends on Facebook and stuff

http://biggovernment.com/asnyder/2010/08/06/ridicule-and-disdain-the-reagan-palin-connection/
A better shorter would have been: People made fun of Reagan. People make fun of Palin. Therefore she is qualified to be president.

And I serious wonder what percentage of her Twitter followers and Facebook friends are liberal who are waiting to be outraged by her. If liberals started to ignore her she would get about as much press coverage as Rick Santorum or Huckabee. Right now she's a magnet for shit-hating on both sides. Libs hate her because she is an idiot that shouldn't be a filing clerk, let alone president. Cons love her because she pisses Libs off. We've got a spiral of spite going on here.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 15, 2010, 07:46:28 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Sarah Palin deserves to be President because she has lots of friends on Facebook and stuff

http://biggovernment.com/asnyder/2010/08/06/ridicule-and-disdain-the-reagan-palin-connection/

Oh god, THE COMMENTS

QuotePalin is marginalized because anyone who has actually looked at her record in politics can see that she:

Is a proud woman, wife, and mother who is completely self made (Didn't have to ride her hubby's coat tails like some other women in politics...), basically the feminist's dream candidate.

Upon achieving victory in winning the Alaskan gubanatorial race, she immediately took on the corrupt politics in her state that were run by big oil, basically the environmentalist's and anti-corporatist's dream candidate.

And she is an unabashed, outspoken social and fiscal conservative, the dream candidate of the American conservative right.

It's no wonder the liberal establishment has tried to destroy this women from day one, she completely blows up their pre-packaged notion of the evil, big business bootlicking, anti-environment, sexist, conservative. Not one of my liberal friends is willing to acknowledge her actual record. They still feel more comfortable equating Palin with Tina Fey, lest their entire worldview be shattered.
Quote

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 15, 2010, 09:06:00 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 07:46:28 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Sarah Palin deserves to be President because she has lots of friends on Facebook and stuff

http://biggovernment.com/asnyder/2010/08/06/ridicule-and-disdain-the-reagan-palin-connection/

Oh god, THE COMMENTS

QuotePalin is marginalized because anyone who has actually looked at her record in politics can see that she:

Is a proud woman, wife, and mother who is completely self made (Didn't have to ride her hubby's coat tails like some other women in politics...), basically the feminist's dream candidate.

Upon achieving victory in winning the Alaskan gubanatorial race, she immediately took on the corrupt politics in her state that were run by big oil, basically the environmentalist's and anti-corporatist's dream candidate.

And she is an unabashed, outspoken social and fiscal conservative, the dream candidate of the American conservative right.

It's no wonder the liberal establishment has tried to destroy this women from day one, she completely blows up their pre-packaged notion of the evil, big business bootlicking, anti-environment, sexist, conservative. Not one of my liberal friends is willing to acknowledge her actual record. They still feel more comfortable equating Palin with Tina Fey, lest their entire worldview be shattered.
Quote
:vom:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 04:56:33 PM
Oh, the talking bobbleheads were ON and ON about her viability a RLY FR RLS SRS candidate in 2012 for presitator.  My gawd, if she runs, and if she makes it, fuck this cuntry.  No way no how will we have a female Bushie in power and I'll stick around for it.  Nerp derp.

I really don't get how people see her as intelligent.  I don't.  I just. don't. get it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on August 17, 2010, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 04:56:33 PM
Oh, the talking bobbleheads were ON and ON about her viability a RLY FR RLS SRS candidate in 2012 for presitator.  My gawd, if she runs, and if she makes it, fuck this cuntry.  No way no how will we have a female Bushie in power and I'll stick around for it.  Nerp derp.

I really don't get how people see her as intelligent.  I don't.  I just. don't. get it.

8 years of Bush. That's nearly a decade of people saying: 'Well, in spite of the fact that every time he appears in front of the media, he comes across as an unholy hybrid of smugness & confusion - he's actually quite smart.'



Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 04:56:33 PM
Oh, the talking bobbleheads were ON and ON about her viability a RLY FR RLS SRS candidate in 2012 for presitator.  My gawd, if she runs, and if she makes it, fuck this cuntry. 

pleasepleaseplease
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2010, 08:54:40 PM
I just saw the Daily Show episode where they showed her "Grizzly Mom" video.

I shat myself I laughed so hard.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-august-3-2010-will-ferrell
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 03:35:17 AM
I honestly don't know how to describe this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYzU3wSfoq8
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 18, 2010, 03:39:14 AM
wow... it's sad when the she's actually succeeding in making America a living joke around the world.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on August 18, 2010, 11:31:35 PM
Sarah Palin endorsed some fellow Allen? West that says coexist bumperstickers are helping islam take over america...  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on August 19, 2010, 07:41:29 PM
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz2owFORt7Q


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-young/west-hollywood-considers_b_136422.html
considers ban on drag queens dressing like Sarah Palin :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 19, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 18, 2010, 11:31:35 PM
Sarah Palin endorsed some fellow Allen? West that says coexist bumperstickers are helping islam take over america...  :lulz:

How is it possible that these people are getting more and more disgusting by the day?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 18, 2010, 03:39:14 AM
wow... it's sad when the she's actually succeeding in making America a living joke around the world.

How is that sad?  That woman IS America™.

Personally, I can't stop laughing.  But it's a mean, snickering laugh.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
I want to know WHEN I stopped being mainstream.  I have the exact BIO of someone who SHOULD be mainstream!  I do!  ...till you get to who I married, I guess.

I feel out of touch, and the only damnable part about that that irritates me is the fact I just can REACH them anymore.  I'm starting to not give a shit, except about where my kids will land when they have to deal with this.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
I want to know WHEN I stopped being mainstream. 

November of 2000.

You became an outright freak 8 years later.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
I want to know WHEN I stopped being mainstream.

November of 2000.

You became an outright freak 8 years later.

...I need better references!  Though I admit to all and deny nothing.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
I want to know WHEN I stopped being mainstream.

November of 2000.

You became an outright freak 8 years later.

...I need better references!  Though I admit to all and deny nothing.

1.  We elected Bush 43, and everyone became a nationalist.

2.  We elected a Black guy, and everyone shat themselves.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 09:10:23 PM
:lol:  Got it. (duh moment for me)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 20, 2010, 05:53:49 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/18/sarah-palin-supports-dr-laura_n_687148.html

Guess she gave up on the african american vote...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2010, 06:02:36 PM
I see she still has a masterly knowledge of the Constitution.

Sarah Palin,
a radio station is now the US government.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:34:50 PM
Colbert Report's answer to that one was HI-LARIOUS.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/350650/august-18-2010/intro---8-18-10

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/350653/august-18-2010/don-t-shoot-the-schlessinger

:lulz:  LAURA ROVE!!!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:36:55 PM
By the BYEEEEE...is not SARAH PALIN the one who SCREECHED about someone's use--ahem, Obama's--of the word "RETARD"?

But hey, she'll stand beside her n------- swingin' friend Dr. L ANYTIME!

Fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2010, 09:43:26 PM
That's different, for reasons that don't concern you.  Just in the way Palin can employ an anti-semite as her chief political advisor but Obama cannot employ someone even mildly critical of Israeli policy as National Security Advisor.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
I think instead of the EMPEROR having no clothes, it's the whole damned country.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 20, 2010, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
I think instead of the EMPEROR having no clothes, it's the whole damned country.

You are on fire today Jenne!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 20, 2010, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:36:55 PM
By the BYEEEEE...is not SARAH PALIN the one who SCREECHED about someone's use--ahem, Obama's--of the word "RETARD"?

But hey, she'll stand beside her n------- swingin' friend Dr. L ANYTIME!

Fucking dumbass.

Thats cause she a child who is mentally handicap so it actually effects her. Outside of that she has so little empathy towards people I'm becoming convinced she is just the Beta project of a new android. They still haven't figured out all the bugs.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 21, 2010, 01:23:33 AM
Quote from: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:36:55 PM
By the BYEEEEE...is not SARAH PALIN the one who SCREECHED about someone's use--ahem, Obama's--of the word "RETARD"?

But hey, she'll stand beside her n------- swingin' friend Dr. L ANYTIME!

Fucking dumbass.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l48c7wNJhF1qbcqo9o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on August 21, 2010, 01:56:46 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 21, 2010, 02:43:00 AM
Biden better be careful. Now that Palin's all jazzed up on grizzly juice, she's gonna maul his ass.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on August 21, 2010, 03:06:06 AM
Al kinda screwed the VP from having any chance. Clinton or someone else is more likely in 2016. Dean from getting his job by being unelectable he sure isn't making many statements, does he even plan policy, heck even a newsletter?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 22, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 20, 2010, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
I think instead of the EMPEROR having no clothes, it's the whole damned country.

You are on fire today Jenne!

Thanks...I have my moments.  :)  Helps I get a bit rabid from time to time.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 22, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 20, 2010, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 20, 2010, 09:36:55 PM
By the BYEEEEE...is not SARAH PALIN the one who SCREECHED about someone's use--ahem, Obama's--of the word "RETARD"?

But hey, she'll stand beside her n------- swingin' friend Dr. L ANYTIME!

Fucking dumbass.

Thats cause she a child who is mentally handicap so it actually effects her. Outside of that she has so little empathy towards people I'm becoming convinced she is just the Beta project of a new android. They still haven't figured out all the bugs.

Oh I know.  You should hear "DOCTOR" Laura Schlessinger go off about anti-Semites.

It's all part of the same hypocrisy.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 22, 2010, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 21, 2010, 03:06:06 AM
Al kinda screwed the VP from having any chance. Clinton or someone else is more likely in 2016. Dean from getting his job by being unelectable he sure isn't making many statements, does he even plan policy, heck even a newsletter?

Howard Dean?  He's a sellout.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on August 23, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
hes still the chairmen isnt he?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 23, 2010, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 23, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
hes still the chairmen isnt he?

Pretty sure, yeah.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 29, 2010, 05:51:39 AM
Behold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_t1JwB22U

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2010, 05:54:13 AM
QuoteBehold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_t1JwB22U

I can't risk watching that. I'll go into murder spasm.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 29, 2010, 05:57:01 AM
That is the first and last time I will ever listen to sound of that woman's voice. I now I think I must have her dismantled.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on August 29, 2010, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 23, 2010, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 23, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
hes still the chairmen isnt he?

Pretty sure, yeah.

Actually he isn't the chairman anymore.  I think the new chairman is Tim Kaine and I don't remember where he is from.  

ETA:  He's the former Governor of Virginia. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 29, 2010, 05:51:39 AM
Behold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_t1JwB22U



apparently she's all about the little people.

Im beginning to really really hate this century.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2010, 11:04:12 AM
Fuck no!  After a minute of that I wanted to actually get in a car and go drive off a cliff.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 30, 2010, 12:04:58 PM
I think her talk about 'mama grizzlies' beats her Beck-speech. "Because mothers just know when something is wrong."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:54:13 AM
QuoteBehold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_t1JwB22U

I can't risk watching that. I'll go into murder spasm.

:cheers:

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 08:24:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2010, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 23, 2010, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 23, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
hes still the chairmen isnt he?

Pretty sure, yeah.

Actually he isn't the chairman anymore.  I think the new chairman is Tim Kaine and I don't remember where he is from. 

ETA:  He's the former Governor of Virginia. 

Ah.  I got cornfuzzled...they always refer to someone by the former office they just held, and you can't always tell if that's past or present unless they say "former"--I don't think the newscaster I recently heard who reffered to Dean said that...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on September 02, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
"Sarah Palin the Sound and the Fury" is sure to set tongues wagging as Michael Joseph Gross explores the "sad and moldering strangeness" of Sarah Palin's life in the new to the Web October issue of Vanity Fair.

"She manages to be at once a closed book and a constant noisemaker," he concludes after traveling with her during the spring and summer, "warm and effusive in public, indifferent or angry in private," her relationship to her audience sealed by mutual resentments.

A very unflattering Vanity Fair article hits the streets today. Sarah has been reported to threaten to ruin aides, throws things, screams at people, etc.

http://www.whorunsgov.com/politerati/uncategorized/vanity-fair-sarah-palins-sad-and-moldering-strangeness/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 08, 2010, 01:47:59 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/18/sarah-palin-cackle-twitter_n_686686.html

also
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/20/sarah-palin-refudiate-twi_n_653100.html
Quote"Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate."
and
Quote"Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!

I shouldn't make fun of someone butchering the English language, but her tweets are so bizarre that it has to be mentioned. Sarah get yourself someone to write your tweets for you. You have the money.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on September 08, 2010, 02:25:35 AM
something we noticed at the borders last night,
Shakespeare for dummies is only like a shelf away from her going rogue
or well was a shelf away :D
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on September 08, 2010, 04:00:47 AM
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/21325204.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on September 12, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally - Interviews With Participants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8PmEjxUfg

description:

On 8.28.2010, Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally was held on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. The purpose of the rally, which Beck claimed to be "non-political" despite featuring Tea Party-favorite Sarah Palin as a speaker and its being attended entirely by conservatives, was unclear. The participants spoke abstractly about the need to restore "honor" and "pride" to a country that had lost it. When pressed for when our country had lost its honor, most cited the election of Barack Obama.

8.28.2010 also represented the 47th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King's famous "I Have a Dream" speech, and Glenn Beck has been criticized for by civil rights groups for trying to misappropriate the occasion.

Last year, Beck referred to Barack Obama—our country's first African-American President--as a "racist... who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture." When offered the chance to respond to Beck's statements, his fans either agreed with him or simply refused to believe that he had ever made them.

While the speaker list was diverse, the overwhelmingly white crowd expressed paranoid and conspiratorial fears of multiculturalism—that atheists or black liberation theologists or radical Muslims or "free-loading" Latinos were going to ruin our country. There was the constant suggestion that white Christians and their way of life are somehow under assault, and that the attendees of this rally were here to put an end to it and return the country to what it used to be.


Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on September 12, 2010, 11:49:21 PM
:facepalm:  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Phox on September 12, 2010, 11:57:06 PM
:asplode:

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2010, 12:39:44 AM
Is anyone else reminded of the premise of the Ayn Rand parody, Telemachus Sneezed in Illuminatus!?  Basically Beck's followers believe (or believe they believe (http://lesswrong.com/lw/i4/belief_in_belief/)) that that is contemporary reality.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on September 13, 2010, 01:09:00 AM
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:KZngmbymoCUJ:bkmarcus.com/cache/RAW/TelemachusSneezed/+%22Telemachus+Sneezed%22&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us



Telemachus Sneezed  deals with a time in the near future when we dirty, filthy, freaky, lazy, dope-smoking, frantic-fucking anarchists have brought Law and Order to a nervous collapse in America'. The heroine, Taffy Rhinestone, is, like Atlanta was once herself, a member of Women's Liberation and a believer in socialism, anarchism, free abortions and the charisma of Che. Then comes the rude awakening: food riots, industrial stagnation, a reign of lawless looting and plunder, everything George Wallace ever warned us against — but the Supreme Court, who are all anarchists with names ending in -stein or -farb or -berger (there is no overt anti-Semitism in the book), keeps repealing laws and taking away the rights of policemen. Finally, in the fifth chapter — the climax of Book One — the heroine, poor toughy Taffy, gets raped fifteen times by an oversexed black brute right out of The Birth of a Nation, while a group of cops stand by cursing, wringing their hands and frothing at the mouth because the Supreme Court rulings won't allow them to take any action.

In Book Two, which takes place a few years later, things have degenerated even further and factory pollution has been replaced by a thick layer of marijuana smoke hanging over the country. The Supreme Court is gone, butchered by LSD crazed Mau-Maus who mistook them for a meeting of the Washington chapter of the Policemen's Benevolent Association. The President and a shadowy government-in-exile are skulking about Montreal, living a gloomy emigre existence; the Blind Tigers, a rather thinly disguised caricature of the Black Panthers, are terrorizing white women everywhere from Bangor to Walla Walla; the crazy anarchists are forcing abortions on women whether they want them or not; and television shows nothing but Maoist propaganda and Danish stag films. Women, of course, are the worst sufferers in this blightmare, and, despite all her karate lessons, Taffy has been raped so many times, not only by standard vage-pen but orally and anally as well, that she's practically a walking sperm bank. Then comes the big surprise, the monstro-rape to end all rapes, committed by a pure Aryan with hollow cheeks, a long lean body, and a face that never changes expression. "Everything is fire," he tells her, as he pulls his prick out afterwards, "and don't you ever forget it." Then he disappears.

Well, it turns out that Taffy has gone all icky-sticky-gooey over this character, and she determines to find him again and make an honest man of him. Meanwhile, however, a subplot is brewing, involving Taffy's evil brother, Diamond Jim Rhinestone, an unscrupulous dope pusher who is mixing heroin in his grass to make everybody an addict and enslave them to him. Diamond Jim is allied with the sinister Blind Tigers and a secret society, the Enlightened Ones, who cannot achieve world government as long as a patriotic and paranoid streak of nationalism remains in America.

But the forces of evil are being stymied. A secret underground group has been formed, using the cross as their symbol, and their slogan is appearing scrawled on walls everywhere:
SAVE YOUR FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES, BOYS, THE STATE WILL RISE AGAIN!

Unless this group is found and destroyed, Diamond Jim will not be able to addict everyone to horse, the Blind Tigers won't be able to rape the few remaining white women they haven't gotten to yet, and the Enlightened Ones will not succeed in creating one world government and one monotonous soybean diet for the whole planet. But a clue is discovered: the leader of the Underground is a pure Aryan with hollow cheeks, a long lean body, and a face that never changes expression. Furthermore, he is in the habit of discussing Heracleitus for like seven hours on end (this is a neat trick, because only about a hundred sentences of the Dark Philosopher survive — but our hero, it turns out, gives lengthy comments on them).

At this point there is a major digression, while a herd of minor characters get on a Braniff jet for Ingolstadt. It soon develops that the pilot is tripping on acid, the copilot is bombed on Tangier hash and the stewardesses are all speed freaks and dykes, only interested in balling each other. Atlanta then takes you through the lives of each of the passengers and shows that the catastrophe that is about to befall them is richly deserved: all, in one way or another, had helped, to create the Dope Grope or Fucks Fix culture by denying the "self-evident truth" of some hermetic saying by Heracleitus. When the plane does a Steve Brodie into the North Atlantic, everybody on board, including the acid-tripping Captain Clark, are getting just what they merit for having denied that reality is really fire.

Meanwhile, Taffy has hired a private detective named Mickey "Cocktails" Molotov to search for her lost Aryan rapist with hollow cheeks. Before I could get into that, however, I was wondering about the synchronistic implications of the previous section, and called over one of the stewardesses.

It was in God's Lightning that I read Telemachus Sneezed, which I still think is a rip-roaring good yarn. That scene where Taffy Rhinestone sees the new King on television and it's her old rapist friend with the gaunt cheeks and he says, "My name is John Guilt" — man, that's writing. His hundred-and-three-page-long speech afterwards, explaining the importance of guilt and showing why all the anti-Heracleiteans and Freudians and relativists are destroying civilization by destroying guilt, certainly is persuasive — especially to somebody like me with three-going-on-four personalities each of which was betraying the others. I still quote his last line, "Without guilt there can be no civilization." Her nonfiction book, Militarism: The Unknown Ideal for the New Heracleitean is, I think, a distinct letdown, but the God's Lightning bumper stickers asking "What Is John Guilt?" sure give people the creeps until they learn the answer.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
FROM: Mark Halperin

TO: Coastal Elites, the Media and Establishment Politicians of Both Parties

RE: Sarah Heath Palin

Don't underestimate Sarah Palin. Yes, she is hyper-polarizing: she sends her fans into rapture and drives her detractors stark raving mad. But she can dominate the news cycle with a single tweet and generate three days of coverage with a single speech (as she did this past Friday in Iowa). Her name recognition is universal.

You are right to complain that she is not offering specific policy proposals and that her inaccessibility to media outlets other than the one that pays her — Fox News — puts her beyond the kind of scrutiny and accountability we have come to expect for our leaders.

But the mistake you are making is to assume that Palin needs or wants to play by the standard rules of American politics. Or that it even occurs to her to do so. Trash her all you want (even you Republicans who are doing it all the time behind her back) for being uninformed, demagogic and incoherent, and brandish the poll numbers that show fewer and fewer Americans think she is qualified to be President. Strain to apply political and practical norms to Alaska's former governor. You are missing the point.

Surely you've come to accept the reality that as a businessperson, Palin is a genius. The gusher of revenue from her speeches, books and television deals sweeps away any doubt that she can brilliantly harness her energy, charisma and popularity into a moneymaking bonanza.

But what you need to appreciate is that the same dynamics of supply and demand that Palin has cleverly exploited for financial gain also make her inimitably formidable as a political force.



more here: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,2020215,00.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2010, 08:52:04 PM
Mark Halperin is probably the least original DC village "thinker" out there, and his attempts to be edgy and outre are painful to watch.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mangrove on September 23, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Is Christine O'Donnell a plant to make Sarah Palin appear educated?

Because when Palin did the 'I can see Russian from my house' bit, a lot of people got a good chuckle out of that. But Christine O'Donnell has thoroughly upped the ante of imbecility with her belief that scientists had grown 'human brains' inside mice.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 10:28:39 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 23, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Is Christine O'Donnell a plant to make Sarah Palin appear educated?

Because when Palin did the 'I can see Russian from my house' bit, a lot of people got a good chuckle out of that. But Christine O'Donnell has thoroughly upped the ante of imbecility with her belief that scientists had grown 'human brains' inside mice.



She's America, Mang.   :)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 23, 2010, 11:24:34 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 23, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Is Christine O'Donnell a plant to make Sarah Palin appear educated?

Because when Palin did the 'I can see Russian from my house' bit, a lot of people got a good chuckle out of that. But Christine O'Donnell has thoroughly upped the ante of imbecility with her belief that scientists had grown 'human brains' inside mice.



Why would anyone punish a mouse like that?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 23, 2010, 11:24:34 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 23, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Is Christine O'Donnell a plant to make Sarah Palin appear educated?

Because when Palin did the 'I can see Russian from my house' bit, a lot of people got a good chuckle out of that. But Christine O'Donnell has thoroughly upped the ante of imbecility with her belief that scientists had grown 'human brains' inside mice.



Why would anyone punish a mouse like that?

Because Palin saw it from her kitchen window.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2010, 11:47:51 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 23, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Is Christine O'Donnell a plant to make Sarah Palin appear educated?

Because when Palin did the 'I can see Russian from my house' bit, a lot of people got a good chuckle out of that. But Christine O'Donnell has thoroughly upped the ante of imbecility with her belief that scientists had grown 'human brains' inside mice.



All I can think to say is, why didn't we think of that?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 11:11:58 AM
I'd vote for whoever did grow human brains inside mice, and recruit those mice for the CIA.  They'd be able to listen into to terrorist conversations from inside the walls.  And when they got discovered, if they were dormice, the terrorists would just squee, or possibly roast and eat them, either of which is better than being tortured for information then beheaded and having the video put on Youtube.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 01:18:49 PM
Also, being against masturbation is pro-socialist

http://www.slate.com/id/2267654/

QuoteIn other words, masturbation is wrong because you do it alone, outside the "moral order" of social relations in which you're supposed to perform your proper function. It's something you do for yourself instead of "giving" yourself to the larger purpose of human procreation. You're just a cog in the wheel. You exist to serve the community.

O'Donnell's version of this critique is more explicitly socialist: If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture? The guy is taking care of his own business, and O'Donnell is upset because this makes him less dependent on others.

Is O'Donnell going to outlaw masturbation? Of course not. No government could enforce such a law. But that doesn't lessen her antipathy to non-procreative sexuality, even when it's protected by private industry. In 1995, when Coors offered health benefits to partners of its gay employees, O'Donnell said that her organization, Concerned Women for America, opposed the company's policy because "it legitimizes the homosexual lifestyle." In Catholic doctrine, masturbation and homosexuality are wrong for the same reason: They don't serve the kind of conjugal union that can lead to procreation.

The next time you hear O'Donnell decry socialism, remember how little she respects the individual in the most private of matters. Your wallet doesn't belong to society. Neither does what's under it.

And Nietzscheans everywhere rejoiced that the Christianity/Socialism axis was confirmed yet again.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 08:24:39 PM
:lol:  That was a good satire making fun of her even further.  At least I hope it was meant satirically.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 11:17:49 PM
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/11/24/palin-north-korea/

PALIN: But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 24, 2010, 11:51:27 PM
That's just because Korea is little too far for her to see from Alaska.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 25, 2010, 05:57:14 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 11:17:49 PM
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/11/24/palin-north-korea/

PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.

Hey, to be fair there are a lot of Koreas. Infact there are almost 3. Its easy to get them mixed up.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 25, 2010, 06:07:47 AM
:spittake: Funniest. Politician. Ever.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on November 25, 2010, 07:28:12 AM
Why oh why oh why is she not President already?

Strangely enough, her and the North Korean foreign ministry would probably get along spendidly.  Both are used to provacative public displays, and both hate Hillary Clinton (http://articles.cnn.com/2009-07-23/world/us.north.korea_1_north-korean-foreign-ministry-kcna-news-agency-state-hillary-clinton?_s=PM:WORLD).  That's more than most marriages have in common.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 25, 2010, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 25, 2010, 07:28:12 AM
Why oh why oh why is she not President already?

Strangely enough, her and the North Korean foreign ministry would probably get along spendidly.  Both are used to provacative public displays, and both hate Hillary Clinton (http://articles.cnn.com/2009-07-23/world/us.north.korea_1_north-korean-foreign-ministry-kcna-news-agency-state-hillary-clinton?_s=PM:WORLD).  That's more than most marriages have in common.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Remington on January 20, 2011, 04:11:09 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/morbid-curiosity-leading-many-voters-to-support-pa,18865/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/morbid-curiosity-leading-many-voters-to-support-pa,18865/)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on January 20, 2011, 06:39:41 PM
we cant let her have all the :horrormirth: vote

Roger you need a campaign manger for 2012?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on January 20, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
I think the tide is beginning to turn on her.  Newt Gingrich came out the other day and talked smack about her on Good Morning America.  I think eventually you will see some of the other hopefuls start taking some soft swipes at her and when it seems safe (that is when you can talk smack about Palin and not get chewed out by Boss Limbaugh) the piling on will begin. 

I really hope she does declare and run.  I want to see the others tear her up at the debates. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on January 20, 2011, 06:49:39 PM
Perot quit first!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:54:44 PM
Quote from: Able on January 20, 2011, 06:39:41 PM
we cant let her have all the :horrormirth: vote

Roger you need a campaign manger for 2012?

I'm going to hire Warren Burger.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on January 22, 2011, 05:05:21 AM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 20, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
I think the tide is beginning to turn on her.  Newt Gingrich came out the other day and talked smack about her on Good Morning America.  I think eventually you will see some of the other hopefuls start taking some soft swipes at her and when it seems safe (that is when you can talk smack about Palin and not get chewed out by Boss Limbaugh) the piling on will begin. 

I really hope she does declare and run.  I want to see the others tear her up at the debates. 

It was her ineptitude in handling the shooting in AZ.  Her momma-grizzly-go-gurrrrrrrrrrrrl push-back was ill-received by all but her most die-hard of fans.  Everyone else did one of those teeth-suck-cringe things.  And I know for a certainty the GOP old guard really just want her to stfu and only show UP to their rallies for the crowds. 

It's going to be a fun year, 2011.  I'm looking forward to watching the political landscape shift and bend to accommodate not only Paline the Nutter but also Dem anti-Obamites.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Chairman Risus on January 22, 2011, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 22, 2011, 05:05:21 AM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 20, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
I think the tide is beginning to turn on her.  Newt Gingrich came out the other day and talked smack about her on Good Morning America.  I think eventually you will see some of the other hopefuls start taking some soft swipes at her and when it seems safe (that is when you can talk smack about Palin and not get chewed out by Boss Limbaugh) the piling on will begin. 

I really hope she does declare and run.  I want to see the others tear her up at the debates. 

It was her ineptitude in handling the shooting in AZ.  Her momma-grizzly-go-gurrrrrrrrrrrrl push-back was ill-received by all but her most die-hard of fans.  Everyone else did one of those teeth-suck-cringe things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk).  And I know for a certainty the GOP old guard really just want her to stfu and only show UP to their rallies for the crowds. 

It's going to be a fun year, 2011.  I'm looking forward to watching the political landscape shift and bend to accommodate not only Paline the Nutter but also Dem anti-Obamites.

I struggle to understand how her  PR camp fouled this up so bad.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on January 22, 2011, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Risus on January 22, 2011, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 22, 2011, 05:05:21 AM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 20, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
I think the tide is beginning to turn on her.  Newt Gingrich came out the other day and talked smack about her on Good Morning America.  I think eventually you will see some of the other hopefuls start taking some soft swipes at her and when it seems safe (that is when you can talk smack about Palin and not get chewed out by Boss Limbaugh) the piling on will begin. 

I really hope she does declare and run.  I want to see the others tear her up at the debates. 

It was her ineptitude in handling the shooting in AZ.  Her momma-grizzly-go-gurrrrrrrrrrrrl push-back was ill-received by all but her most die-hard of fans.  Everyone else did one of those teeth-suck-cringe things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk).  And I know for a certainty the GOP old guard really just want her to stfu and only show UP to their rallies for the crowds. 

It's going to be a fun year, 2011.  I'm looking forward to watching the political landscape shift and bend to accommodate not only Paline the Nutter but also Dem anti-Obamites.

I struggle to understand how her  PR camp fouled this up so bad.

Her PR camp isnt a bunch of GOP stooges. Most of her crew are people that she personally knows and trusts.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PM
She doesn't listen to anyone who isn't parroting her.  It's going to be her downfall in politics, actually.  Because she's someone who so obviously NEEDS a "handler" but doesn't know it/accept it.  She's got some serious issues when it comes to education and knowledge base.  Her embarassments come NOT from her handlers NOT knowing she's a dunce, just that assumption we the American public would find that uh "quality" of hers "adorable" or "endearing."

So the Katie Curic moment was just too revealing of something her personal assistants and image consultants ALREADY KNEW.  It was McCain's people who were left agog with the rest of the viewing audience.  Because they, being more seasoned and less sheltered away from the rest of the political world, knew that this would not fly in the long-run.  And they tried and tried to fix it, but once out of that bag, this cat just ran and ran.  On every pundit's Sunday show and in every comedian's schtick.

So let's see if she can keep the "aw shucks" factor alive.  George Jr did, and it worked for him.  But folks got tired of that after a fashion.  Combine that with this myopia she's endowed with, especially vis a vis the repercussions of "reload" etc. kinds of rhetoric she's defending in the wake of what happened in AZ...she may have a shorter shelflife than previously thought.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on January 24, 2011, 12:28:49 AM
After watching part of Kate's camping trip and how they made fun of the city girl, I can safely guess this is the real reason Sarah's show was cancelled
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on January 24, 2011, 12:43:42 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PM
She doesn't listen to anyone who isn't parroting her.  It's going to be her downfall in politics, actually.  Because she's someone who so obviously NEEDS a "handler" but doesn't know it/accept it.
Not only that, but when she had handlers she tended to blame them for problems that she caused herself.

Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PMShe's got some serious issues when it comes to education and knowledge base.  Her embarassments come NOT from her handlers NOT knowing she's a dunce, just that assumption we the American public would find that uh "quality" of hers "adorable" or "endearing."
A surprisingly large portion of the American public eats it up, though.

Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PMSo the Katie Curic moment was just too revealing of something her personal assistants and image consultants ALREADY KNEW.
Yeah, but that interview endeared her to a heckuva lot of people. Pretty much anyone who's ever been mocked by some pointy-headed over-educated liberal for believing things that just ain't so can totally identify with her.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on January 24, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
I really don't see Palin running, to be honest.  She's making a lot more money, and leveraging much more power, by being an idiot pundit on TV and the lecture circuit, where she doesn't have to get fact-checked or be held responsible for her actions.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on January 24, 2011, 03:07:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 24, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
I really don't see Palin running, to be honest.  She's making a lot more money, and leveraging much more power, by being an idiot pundit on TV and the lecture circuit, where she doesn't have to get fact-checked or be held responsible for her actions.

I agree with this.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 24, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
I really don't see Palin running, to be honest.  She's making a lot more money, and leveraging much more power, by being an idiot pundit on TV and the lecture circuit, where she doesn't have to get fact-checked or be held responsible for her actions.

Judging from Bush & Obama's actions, they aren't held responsible, either.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on January 24, 2011, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 24, 2011, 12:43:42 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PM
She doesn't listen to anyone who isn't parroting her.  It's going to be her downfall in politics, actually.  Because she's someone who so obviously NEEDS a "handler" but doesn't know it/accept it.
Not only that, but when she had handlers she tended to blame them for problems that she caused herself.

Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PMShe's got some serious issues when it comes to education and knowledge base.  Her embarassments come NOT from her handlers NOT knowing she's a dunce, just that assumption we the American public would find that uh "quality" of hers "adorable" or "endearing."
A surprisingly large portion of the American public eats it up, though.

Quote from: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:06:39 PMSo the Katie Curic moment was just too revealing of something her personal assistants and image consultants ALREADY KNEW.
Yeah, but that interview endeared her to a heckuva lot of people. Pretty much anyone who's ever been mocked by some pointy-headed over-educated liberal for believing things that just ain't so can totally identify with her.

Yes, and there's a rather large section of the GOP that's cottoning more and more to the brand of voter that Palin brings to the table.  The problem is:  that's not good for the longevity of the party.  And those who move and shape things for the longterm view know this.  They really do NOT want the GOP to move any more to the right (because, statistically speaking, the majority of votes are STILL found in the center).  The more extreme the party gets, the less likely it will continue to gain votes of independents and those Dems who are unhappy with status quo.

Fringe elements are cool for "engerizing" the movement, but this doesn't win you a presidency, as we saw in '08.  The real trick is to get the Tea Partiers to not stall out at the starting line.  The fact that Palin is so gun shy (heh, metaphor's on the other foot) about transparency and doing interviews anywhere BUT Fox News is a good indication her vetting would not withstand another Presidential (or even gubanatorial at this point--she's too famous) election.

People "in the know" seem to think she might run for a senate seat or some such.  I think LMNO might be right--she might just do what Newt Gingrich and Pat Buchanan have been doing--the talking bobblehead circuit--till her notoreity gets less heated and she can sneak into an election.  Probably as in independent so as to rescue herself from extreme scrutiny.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 24, 2011, 06:33:29 PM
I wish you would bury her back in whatever hole she came from.
She's already ruined my erection for Christine O'Donnell.
:sad:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on January 24, 2011, 06:34:56 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 24, 2011, 06:33:29 PM
I wish you would bury her back in whatever hole she came from.
She's already ruined my erection for Christine O'Donnell.
:sad:

No. This is exactly the politician that America insists on.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on January 25, 2011, 12:21:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 24, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
I really don't see Palin running, to be honest.  She's making a lot more money, and leveraging much more power, by being an idiot pundit on TV and the lecture circuit, where she doesn't have to get fact-checked or be held responsible for her actions.

Judging from Bush & Obama's actions, they aren't held responsible, either.   :lulz:

Change that to Dick and Biden and you might have something...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2011, 02:36:24 PM
It is so disconcerting when she's accurate:


"His theme last night in the State of the Union was the WTF, winning the future, and I thought, OK, that acronym, spot-on. There were a lot of WTF moments throughout that speech."—on President Obama's State of the Union address.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on January 28, 2011, 03:21:39 PM
how was the state of the union address? I didn't see it and I haven't heard anything except that it did well in the polls.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
"Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
- Shakespeare, Macbeth
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 28, 2011, 03:26:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 28, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
"Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
- Shakespeare, Macbeth

LMNO, I fucking love you.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2011, 03:29:23 PM
I didn't see it either, but the overall sense I got from the pundits (for whatever that's worth) is that it was a rather boiler-plate, ho-hum speech.  He didn't really make any news one way or the other.  There wasn't any one big thing to set off the Conservatives and there really wasn't anything for the Progressives to stand up and applaud.  

In addition, there is some grumbling in the Progressive community about how Obama basically punted as far as using this as an opportunity to talk about guns and gun control.  Apparently there is going to be a separate speech on this some time, but the SOTU would've been a venue where he had the biggest audience.  And where they also made a point to invite the intern that saved Giffords and highlight her empty seat.  I think it was pretty wimpy for him to not touch upon the gun issues.  

Thinking about it politically, I'm guessing the math went something like this:  Obama new there were going to be two responses after the SOTU.  One from Ryan and one from Crazy Lady.  I think they made the calculation that it was best for them politically to produce a ho-hum, highly general speech and let the GOP grab the headlines for their in-fighting.  That's my theory anyway.  
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2011, 03:38:27 PM
I saw parts of it, but Mrs LMNO kept changing the channel whenever I started heckling the TV.


Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2011, 05:23:13 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41313749/ns/today-entertainment/

QuoteTNT offered up a mea culpa Thursday to former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin after Tracy Morgan made some, um, below-the-belt remarks about the Mama Grizzly during a live pregame broadcast of "Inside the NBA."

So just what did he say that was so bad?

Things got rolling when the hosts were chatting about who was hotter: Sarah Palin or the funnyman's "30 Rock" co-star Tina Fey (who won an Emmy for her spot-on satirical portrait of the half-term Republican governor turned tube personality). That prompted Charles Barkley to say, "Sarah Palin's good looking, isn't she?"

Not one to shy away from speaking his mind, Morgan went rogue: "Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin — she's good masturbation material."

Unfortunately, the cable net didn't take kindly to that candid description of the woman who once won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant before becoming one of America's most well-known politicians.

"It's unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments," a TNT spokesman told the Hollywood Reporter in a statement.

The comedian declined to comment. No doubt he's said plenty already.

"TNT:  We Know Drama, not so good with comedy."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 28, 2011, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 28, 2011, 05:23:13 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41313749/ns/today-entertainment/

QuoteTNT offered up a mea culpa Thursday to former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin after Tracy Morgan made some, um, below-the-belt remarks about the Mama Grizzly during a live pregame broadcast of "Inside the NBA."

So just what did he say that was so bad?

Things got rolling when the hosts were chatting about who was hotter: Sarah Palin or the funnyman's "30 Rock" co-star Tina Fey (who won an Emmy for her spot-on satirical portrait of the half-term Republican governor turned tube personality). That prompted Charles Barkley to say, "Sarah Palin's good looking, isn't she?"

Not one to shy away from speaking his mind, Morgan went rogue: "Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin — she's good masturbation material."

Unfortunately, the cable net didn't take kindly to that candid description of the woman who once won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant before becoming one of America's most well-known politicians.

"It's unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments," a TNT spokesman told the Hollywood Reporter in a statement.

The comedian declined to comment. No doubt he's said plenty already.

"TNT:  We Know Drama, not so good with comedy."
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2011, 05:46:34 PM
I just find it kinda funny that TNT employs Charles Barkley's big mouth but they feel they need to apologize for Tracy Morgan. 

It would be like Fox News apologizing for something Ted Nugent said on Glen Beck's show. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 28, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 28, 2011, 03:38:27 PM
I saw parts of it, but Mrs LMNO kept changing the channel whenever I started heckling the TV.




This made me laugh. I got an image of it in my head.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
What was she changing it to?  Inquiring minds want to know.  
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2011, 06:45:06 PM
Can't remember.  Chances are it had to do with either food, fashion, or gayness.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on February 06, 2011, 03:40:31 AM
Two things.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_17296007?nclick_check=1

QuoteANCHORAGE, Alaska—Sarah Palin is attempting to trademark her name ahead of a possible 2012 presidential run.

The former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate filed paperwork with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in November to register the trademark.

The federal office is seeking more information and examples of usage. The office is also seeking additional details for the application submitted in September by Palin's daughter, Bristol, a contestant on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" last year.

Palin's attorney, John J. Tiemessen, said Friday that he has six months to provide the information.

"We are preparing to respond to all their questions for both," he told The Associated Press by telephone from his office in Fairbanks.

He said he couldn't disclose the reasons why both applied for trademarks because of attorney-client privilege.

But Seattle lawyer Marshall J. Nelson, with the firm Davis Wright Tremaine LLP, says it's not that unusual for entertainers to trademark their names.

So we may need to rename the thread.

Secondly, Palin™ has been mangling the English language again:

http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/02/05/exclusive-sarah-palin-interview-with-the-brody-file.aspx

QuoteIt's a difficult situation, this is that 3am White House phone call and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House it it seems that that call went right to um the answering machine. And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and I'm not real enthused about what it is that that's being done on a national level and from DC in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it's not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with. And we do not have all that information yet.

:?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on February 06, 2011, 03:21:23 PM
More sad news for Palin - a Romney/Pawlenty ticket is far more likely in 2012, according to Nate Silver

http://www.politicalruminations.com/2011/02/nate-silver-charts-prospects-for-potential-2012-gop-nominees.html

(http://i.imgur.com/GvT7s.png)

No, I'm not entirely sure how I ended up on this chart either.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2011, 03:50:40 PM
 :lulz: I'm glad you're at least in the running
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on February 06, 2011, 11:56:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 06, 2011, 03:50:40 PM
:lulz: I'm glad you're at least in the running

:pax:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 07, 2011, 06:41:22 PM
I understood the sizes and positions on the chart, but I had to click through a few links to find out what the colors mean.

QuoteFinally, the color of each circle reflects the region the candidate is from: blue for the Northeast, red for the South, green for the Midwest, and yellow for the West.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:58:02 PM
No comment

http://www.amazon.com/Untitled-Bristol-Palin-Memoir/dp/0062089374/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1296957395&sr=1-3

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on February 07, 2011, 07:02:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:58:02 PM
No comment

http://www.amazon.com/Untitled-Bristol-Palin-Memoir/dp/0062089374/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1296957395&sr=1-3

:lulz:

All I can think to do is shake my head in disbelief.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2011, 07:05:29 PM
C'mon, where's the memoir from The First Dude? 

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 07, 2011, 07:15:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 07:05:29 PM
C'mon, where's the memoir from The First Dude? 



I think he's too busy trying to bury himself in the backyard to write it, or even hire the same ghostwriter that his wife uses to write it for him.  Note that they STILL have not issued an official "nuh-UH" to the most recent National Enquirer article saying they found "massages" donated to an unnamed member of Palin's campaign team by a woman arrested for prostitution... and that Todd Palin was seen (and HEARD) in her office on multiple occasions.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Can't that whole family just go away now, please?  That welcome mat was worn out, beaten, set on fire, reanimated, dipped in a vat of acid, and flogged to death a long, long time ago. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 07, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Can't that whole family just go away now, please?  That welcome mat was worn out, beaten, set on fire, reanimated, dipped in a vat of acid, and flogged to death a long, long time ago. 
Not going to happen.  Middle America is still screaming for her.

https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?ref=ts
Quote2,738,465 People Like This

When I click that link, I also see this:
Quote13 Friends Like This
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2011, 07:38:42 PM
I'm pretty sure my Dad is one of those 2,700,000+.

RWHN,
Fell very, very far from the tree. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:02:11 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Can't that whole family just go away now, please?  That welcome mat was worn out, beaten, set on fire, reanimated, dipped in a vat of acid, and flogged to death a long, long time ago. 
Not going to happen.  Middle America is still screaming for her.

https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?ref=ts
Quote2,738,465 People Like This

When I click that link, I also see this:
Quote13 Friends Like This
:horrormirth:

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:19:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

"Hope in one hand, shit in the other.  Which one fills up fastest?"
- Anonymous sergeant, WWII.

"Shit in one hand, shit in the other.  Which one filles up fastest?"
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, just prior to his assassination.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on February 07, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.

BEST.

SPOONERISM.

EVER.

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2011, 08:25:05 PM
Speaking of Palin, is that supposed to be her in that ad down there. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:26:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 08:25:05 PM
Speaking of Palin, is that supposed to be her in that ad down there. 

Already called it, in Open Bar.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:29:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 07, 2011, 09:20:01 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.

Sorry, man.

My soon-to-be-ex is a conservative, but even HE knows Palin's a nitwit.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 09:20:14 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.

90%+ of my extended family are hideous neocons.  My grandfather and I are definitely the black sheep of the family.  My parents are liberal as hell, but they don't let themselves get involved in politics around family...They have no sense of adventure.

And by "adventure", I mean "the propensity to get in feuds that last multiple decades."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on February 08, 2011, 03:08:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 09:20:14 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.

90%+ of my extended family are hideous neocons.  My grandfather and I are definitely the black sheep of the family.  My parents are liberal as hell, but they don't let themselves get involved in politics around family...They have no sense of adventure.

And by "adventure", I mean "the propensity to get in feuds that last multiple decades."
:lulz:
I still live at home, or I totally would.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 08:07:45 PM
Somebody showed up at CPAC dressed as Sarah Palin and giving interviews.   :lulz:

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/11/6033650-fake-palin-shows-up-at-cpac-confusing-some-onlookers?gt1=43001

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 08:29:10 PM
I'm guessing it was the smaller boobs and command of the English language that gave her away. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 08:29:10 PM
I'm guessing it was the smaller boobs and command of the English language that gave her away. 

It was CPAC... there were no small boobs.

Oh you mean 'those' boobs!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 08:31:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 08:29:10 PM
I'm guessing it was the smaller boobs and command of the English language that gave her away. 

My guess is that she accidentally answered a simple question with a coherent answer. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
It was Cramulus!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
It was Cramulus!

:spittake:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 08:35:54 PM
The (fuller) mustache gave him away.
[/obvious tasteless joke]
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 08:35:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
It was Cramulus!

Now we know what he looks like UNDER the mustache!!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 08:39:12 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 08:35:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
It was Cramulus!

Now we know what he looks like UNDER the mustache!!

There is no "under the mustache".

No, you don't want to know the details.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 11, 2011, 08:51:49 PM
People cosplay at CPAC now?

I can't wait for the first 400 pound guy who cosplays as Michelle Malkin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 08:55:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 11, 2011, 08:51:49 PM
People cosplay at CPAC now?

I can die happy, now.   :)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 08:55:57 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 11, 2011, 08:51:49 PM
People cosplay at CPAC now?

I can't wait for the first 400 pound guy who cosplays as Michelle Malkin.

Or the transvestite with the obvious mustache to do Bachmann, and get away with it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2011, 04:24:45 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5bc6d41ec7/sarah-palin-media-addict
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Suu on February 23, 2011, 06:26:15 PM
http://wonkette.com/438825/is-sarah-palin-commenting-on-her-own-facebook-fan-page


She astroturfed her own Facebook.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on February 23, 2011, 06:27:56 PM
Stick a fork in her.  She's done.  

Well, she's been done.  I think that stupid video she made defending herself after the Tuscon event pretty much sealed it. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on February 23, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 23, 2011, 06:26:15 PM
http://wonkette.com/438825/is-sarah-palin-commenting-on-her-own-facebook-fan-page


She astroturfed her own Facebook.


This makes me happy, because I can now attepmt to convince myself that anyone who likes Palin is actually a sockpuppet.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 11:52:07 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hurr.gif)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: *GrumpButt* on February 24, 2011, 12:11:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 11:52:07 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hurr.gif)

O..M..G...

I laughed so hard.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2011, 03:20:18 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 23, 2011, 06:26:15 PM
http://wonkette.com/438825/is-sarah-palin-commenting-on-her-own-facebook-fan-page


She astroturfed her own Facebook.

Facebook deleted the profile.

Merely in line with their own policy on alts, or shamelessly covering up for a notoriously vengeful harpy with plenty of media access who brings tens of thousands of hits every day to her own FB page?  WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2011, 07:17:37 PM
http://wonkette.com/439416/sarah-palin-also-has-a-secret-twitter-account-to-follow-herself

QuoteLast week, we brought you the news that Sarah Palin had a secret Facebook account registered to her personal Gmail address, which was mistakenly revealed in her ex-aide Frank Bailey's book transcript. Now, we've found a Twitter account registered to that same e-mail address: mckinely777, which is listed under the name "sarah." What does Sarah Palin use her secret Twitter account for? Pretty much just to follow her other Twitter account. She'll do anything to increase that follower count and seem more popular, we guess. Or she just really likes herself. Both?

By the time we got to the mckinely777 account last night, it hadn't posted any tweets, or they had been scrubbed before we got there. The account followed SarahPalinUSA first, of course. It also follows the Drudge Report and Newt Gingrich. It didn't have any followers of its own when we came across it. But really, who would follow a dummy account that only exists to follow SarahPalinUSA?

In retrospect, it does seem kind of strange that the non-denial denial Palin posted on Facebook on Wednesday mentioned "fake" Twitter accounts:

    On a side note, there's always buzz about fake Sarah Palin Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account. Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.

At the time, nobody in the press was accusing her of having a personal Twitter account, just a personal Facebook account. So this seems like it was a preemptive move to deny the existence of a personal Twitter account that would eventually surface.

Which makes sense, because even though we never mentioned it in our earlier posts, Palin's people knew we knew there was a Twitter account registered to her personal e-mail address. Last Monday night, after we plugged the e-mail address into Facebook, we went to Twitter. Twitter lets you see if there are accounts registered to the e-mail addresses in your e-mail contacts. So we added the Palin Gmail to our contacts and were able to see that she had an account, but we weren't able to see what it was. Twitter will only let you see a contact's account is if she allows herself to be found by her e-mail address. So we clicked to request the user to allow herself to be found by e-mail.

Between then and the time we put up the post on the Facebook account the following morning, we never checked to see if Palin clicked the button on the e-mail that arrived in her Gmail box asking her to allow herself to be found on Twitter. But apparently she really is that dumb, because when we looked at Twitter again yesterday, we were able to see what profile is registered to that Gmail account. Now we know why the non-denial mentioned "fake" Twitter accounts.

According to Twitter, the mckinely777 account was created way back on January 24, 2010. Based on the "wall" posts of the first Facebook account that was created after "Lou Sarah" was, we know the "Lou" account dates to at least November 2009. Both came into being only months after the last e-mail excerpted in Bailey's book.

By the way, Google will never reassign a Gmail address that was already registered once, even if the user deleted their account. So nobody but Sarah Palin could have used that account unless she allowed it or she was hacked. Given that the account is still in operation (and she's not suing any hapless college kids), that seems unlikely.

Anyway, who in the world would name her account "mckinely777″? Somebody who loves Alaska so much that Mt. McKinley is the first thing that comes to mind when she thinks of a random name, but somebody who also can't spell "McKinley." Yeah, that sounds like Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 18, 2011, 06:59:48 PM
New low for Sarah in the polls!

Independent voters dissed her...  Apparently, they'd prefer Charlie Sheen to her, by a 41/36 margin.

http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2011/03/palin-trails-sheen-with-independents.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2011, 07:17:34 PM
She's done.  She might as well start practicing her dance moves now before the next season of Dancing with the Stars. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 10:24:37 PM
She's at the upper end of basing her career on being cute, and stupid psycho women with nothing else to fall back on become repulsive when they're not cute anymore, even (and perhaps especially) to their own kind.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 22, 2011, 02:59:06 AM
You people seem to be under the impression that she ever wanted a serious career in politics.
She hates being in office, too much work. She loves running for office though. All the attention, the cameras, the interviews, like a big beauty show.
Thats what all of this gave her, a never-ending campaign. She gets to voice her stupid opinions on fox news, tea bagger rallies and in her books all the while raking in massive profits.

And shes going to keep doing just that. Shes not a politician shes an entertainer. Sure shell probably jump the shark soon, but thats far from the end.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/local/politics/2011/03/hbo_sarah_palin.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on March 22, 2011, 03:22:53 PM
When I say she's done, I mean, she's done as an A-list political personality.  I had no illusions that she was ever going to attain any kind of meaningful political office.  Her act is pretty transparent, but my point is the rest of the country has just figured that out and have grown tired of her.  She no longer has the power to drive headlines.  At best, she can drive the headlines on Page Six. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 22, 2011, 03:29:15 PM
Unfortunately, she still has a rabid base of people convinced she's a valid candidate.

They puzzle me.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on March 22, 2011, 03:32:23 PM
Yeah, but I think that has really shrunk too.  Before she had a larger base that included Republicans who just wanted to win and thought she had the right star power to get them that win.  It was superficial support that wasn't rooted in any actual policy planks.  Those people have figured out that even if she wanted to run, she has not chance, and have abandoned her for other folks. 

Indeed they have all switched to trying to twist Gov. Christie's arm to get him to run. 

All that's left are those people who, for whatever reason, believe in Palin and buy into her philosophy.  Whatever the fuck that happens to be. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 22, 2011, 03:37:38 PM
Personally I don't think she was ever going to run again for anything.
It was all about getting as much money out of her short time celebrity as possible, even if that meant saying stupid shit, doing the tabloid game and basically dancing like a monkey.
And to be honest I don't blame her.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 22, 2011, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 22, 2011, 03:32:23 PM
All that's left are those people who, for whatever reason, believe in Palin and buy into her philosophy.  Whatever the fuck that happens to be. 

"You Betcha"?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 22, 2011, 03:29:15 PM
Unfortunately, she still has a rabid base of people convinced she's a valid candidate.

They puzzle me.

Bacon.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 22, 2011, 05:01:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 22, 2011, 03:29:15 PM
Unfortunately, she still has a rabid base of people convinced she's a valid candidate.

They puzzle me.

Bacon.



Yeah, that'd be it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on March 22, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
 :bacon:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 25, 2011, 09:24:21 PM
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201103230043

how can anyone understand this babbling nonsense?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 26, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
QuoteSarah Palin has made it to the big time; she's now being called out by international media. Yesterday, the Russian newspaper Pravda (this same paper has been quoted in numerous Right Wing publications when it criticized President Obama, and was considered a paper of merit at such time) eviscerated Sarah Palin for her unrelenting attacks upon the democratically elected President, at a time when America needs to stand together, united. When members of the International Press call Sarah Palin out for her lack of American patriotism, it's time for the American Press to pay attention.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/foreign-sarah-palin-traitor

Check the article, they tore her a new one.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 26, 2011, 05:26:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
QuoteSarah Palin has made it to the big time; she's now being called out by international media. Yesterday, the Russian newspaper Pravda (this same paper has been quoted in numerous Right Wing publications when it criticized President Obama, and was considered a paper of merit at such time) eviscerated Sarah Palin for her unrelenting attacks upon the democratically elected President, at a time when America needs to stand together, united. When members of the International Press call Sarah Palin out for her lack of American patriotism, it's time for the American Press to pay attention.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/foreign-sarah-palin-traitor

Check the article, they tore her a new one.

Like Ive always said. Being patriotic is like having a huge dick, if you go around reminding people of it all the time, its probably not true.

Also,

QuoteSarah Palin comes across as a pitifully inadequate anachronism from the times of the Far West
As a fan of Western films I am offended.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 27, 2011, 12:58:04 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 05:26:58 PM
QuoteSarah Palin comes across as a pitifully inadequate anachronism from the times of the Far West
As a fan of Western films I am offended.

They DID say she's "pitifully inadequate."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on March 30, 2011, 08:29:57 PM
So, Palin declared on March 23rd that she was done whining about the media.

QuotePALIN: Of course. Women are held to a different standard in all areas. My point is going to be, so what. Let's work harder, produce more and better, and get over it. I'm through whining about a liberal press that holds conservative women to a different standard because it doesn't do any good to whine about it.

So, she's quitting again.  THAT, she's good at, right?

Not so much.  March 30th:

QuoteGoodness, cleaning up the sloppiness of reporters could be a full time job. In response to The Daily Caller's online inquiry, I gave them a statement that the writer buried on his story's second page (which most people won't even notice - I didn't even notice it) after he spent the first page completely spinning a situation to give the impression that Alaska's film production tax credit legislation was somehow solely my idea hatched up to benefit the Palins years before I was ever involved in a documentary series on TLC/Discovery Channel.

[...]

One final thought: having to set the record straight on my Facebook page yet again is further proof that the media can't be trusted even to print a statement in a manner that people can read.

A whole week. 

Source: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201103300020?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MediaMattersForAmerica-CountyFair+%28Media+Matters+for+America+-+County+Fair%29
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on April 08, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
Bristol Palin's Nonprofit Paid Her Seven Times What It Spent On Actual Teen Pregnancy Prevention

In 2009, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol joined a teen pregnancy prevention nonprofit called the Candie's Foundation. Today, the Associated Press reported that the Candie's Foundation released its 2009 tax information, revealing that Bristol was paid a salary of $262,500.

But a closer examination of the tax form by ThinkProgress shows that the group disbursed only $35,000 in grants to actual teen pregnancy health and counseling clinics: $25,000 to the Mt. Sinai Adolescent Health Center and $10,000 to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/05/bristol-palin-profiteer-teen-pregnancy/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on April 08, 2011, 05:08:26 PM
Speaking as a non-profit employee, they are definitely doing it very, very wrong. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 08, 2011, 06:03:24 PM
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6959/12955083.png) (http://img97.imageshack.us/i/12955083.png/)

In this documentary by Penthouse, a camera crew accompanies former vice presidential candidate and Alaskan governor Tara Nalin and her family as they move to Canada, a "third world country" from which Tara believes she can still see Russia, in order to avoid being thrown in a political prison after losing the election (or "coup," as she refers to it).

Right off the bat Tara takes offense when she hears the name of the local community, only to be corrected by her oil tycoon husband. "It's not vagina, it's Regina," he tells her.

"Yeah," Tara Nalin responds, "that's what you call it when you have the same thing done that you have done to your face, you know a face lift, but on your private parts."

This is exactly the kind of candor and down home wisdom that turned Tara Nalin into a star during last year's presidential election and it's great to see the cameramen get these true to life shots for their documentary. The conversation soon turns to Nalin's relief to have escaped the United States before she became a political prisoner.

"When the editorials said that you were going to a political prison they were speaking metaphorically," says her husband.
Nalin grins. "Oh, the dirty talk!"

All is not well in the Nalin household, however, and it soon comes to Nalin's attention that her daughter/stay-at-home-nanny's fiancé starred in a porn film. Nalin watches the scene and upon seeing her hockey-uniform-wearing future son-in-law performing oral sex on an ice skater has this revelation:

(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/4873/hockeystud.png) (http://img816.imageshack.us/i/hockeystud.png/)

She's surprised that people watch pornography, apparently something that doesn't happen in the frigid, lonely state of Alaska.

"You say people pay for it?" she asks her husband.
"Right," he says, "but that's not the point."
She seems cheered all the same. "Well at least it's capitalism. The commies probably give it out for free!"
"Communists did some pretty terrible things but I don't think free pornography was one of them."

Thinking about the commies inevitably leads back to Mac Daddy Cain, a political prisoner in Vietnam and 2008 Presidential candidate. Nalin says she would have liked being the vice president, explaining that the term "vice" means she should have been playing the "bad cop" president to Mac Daddy Cain's "good cop" president. This leads to a call to Mac Daddy Cain for some maverick political advice, but he's busy working through his post traumatic stress issues by having an Asian dominatrix perform oral sex on him while "Flight of the Valkyries" plays in the background.

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5614/macdaddycain.png) (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/macdaddycain.png/)

Cain suggests Nalin send him a copy of the porno so he can determine what Nalin's public reaction should be. Nalin walks in on daughter Crystal's intercourse with a random hockey player and smiles. "Ah, isn't that cute? You got a little semen on your cheek," Nalin says. "Maybe you should bottle it and freeze it. You wouldn't want to be a serial killer would you, murdering all those single-celled hockey players swimming around in there!" Good old fashioned family values remain paramount in the Nalin household.

Later in the documentary Nalin catches her husband cheating on her with a TV reporter and makes a snap decision--she'll star in a promotional video to change people's minds about drilling for oil in protected wilderness areas. "It's not a porno," she's quick to explain, "It's a promo, with an M!"

(http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/8080/notv.png) (http://img864.imageshack.us/i/notv.png/)

The last bit of the documentary shows this promotional video, during which Nalin wails "Drill, baby, drill!"

(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8058/wilderness.png) (http://img18.imageshack.us/i/wilderness.png/)

I appreciate the intent of the documentary team to bring us a true to life look at the Nalin household but I really have to wonder why they included so much nudity and graphic sexual content.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on April 09, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on April 16, 2011, 12:02:29 PM
Here ya go, guys...  We know you want her...

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: wudgar on April 22, 2011, 10:58:24 AM
Teh mother bear of love.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: wudgar on April 22, 2011, 11:01:24 AM
In all fairness it is much more life-like and responsive than the ex-gov.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 10:00:32 PM
Palin had a "Katie Couric" moment, and apparently couldn't come up with an opinion on the name the most influential journalist in the country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/03/sarah-palin-cant-name-mos_n_856968.html

You'd think she'd be able to at LEAST come up with "Katie Couric..."

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 15, 2011, 04:56:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 10:00:32 PM
Palin had a "Katie Couric" moment, and apparently couldn't come up with an opinion on the name the most influential journalist in the country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/03/sarah-palin-cant-name-mos_n_856968.html

You'd think she'd be able to at LEAST come up with "Katie Couric..."

:lulz:
She's a part-time contributor to Fox News now, isn't she?  She should have named herself as the most influential journalist in the country.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 25, 2011, 05:54:53 PM
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/24/ex-aide-blasts-palin-in-new-book-she-loved-to-play-the-victim/

Oh dear.

Quote(CNN)- A former aide to Sarah Palin slammed the ex-chief executive in the scorching new tell-all, "Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of our Tumultuous Years," out Tuesday.

Frank Bailey, who began working for the former governor of Alaska during her successful 2006 gubernatorial campaign and stayed through her failed bid for vice president, told CNN that he was "terrified" of the potential for her to become the nation's second-in-command.

Bailey lamented Palin's leadership during the interview stating, "Her leadership style was absolutely chaotic."




http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2011/0525/Blind-Allegiance-to-Sarah-Palin-paints-a-scathing-portrait

Quote• He paints Palin as paranoid and writes that she sees conspiracies against her everywhere: "She believes that there are these powers of evil that are surrounding her. She believes that her offices are bugged."

• Bailey also comments on Palin's vindictive nature, which Morris described in the San Francisco Chronicle as "two eyes for an eye. You don't just go after someone who you think is slighting you, you trade slight for destruction."

Overall, writes The Washington Post, "'Blind Allegiance' is so full of Palin's pettiness and incompetence that it defines her as little more than a small-town politician at a loss on the larger stage."

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 25, 2011, 06:25:03 PM
She's going to go clean off the deep end.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/

:lulz: I wonder how this is going to compare to "Atlas Shrugged"?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 25, 2011, 09:14:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/

:lulz: I wonder how this is going to compare to "Atlas Shrugged"?

I wish they'd combined the two.


Sarah Palin getting hit by a train.  Over and over again.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 26, 2011, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/
Reading the article, it sounds exactly like a feature-length campaign ad.

Is this going to be in real theaters across the nation, or are they just going to be showing it at Palin events or something?

Does it have a prayer of outgrossing Nailin' Palin?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 26, 2011, 03:08:36 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 26, 2011, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/
Reading the article, it sounds exactly like a feature-length campaign ad.

Is this going to be in real theaters across the nation, or are they just going to be showing it at Palin events or something?

Does it have a prayer of outgrossing Nailin' Palin?

I expect it'll be laughed out of theaters in the more sane parts of the country, and, in those filled with wingnuts, required viewing. 

And, no, NO way in hell it'll outgross Nailin' Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on May 26, 2011, 12:59:30 PM
RUN BABY RUN!


QuoteThe recent departures of Mitch Daniels and Mike Huckabee from the 2012 GOP field, combined with a flurry of recent moves by Palin—staff changes, the purchase of a home in Arizona, the Iowa premiere of a new feature-length film extolling the former Alaska governor—is rekindling speculation that she sees an opportunity in 2012 and may be thinking more seriously than ever about a presidential run.


http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55728.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 26, 2011, 08:42:56 PM
HOLY SHIT

PALIN HAS MAGICK POWERS NOW
SERIOUSLY

http://www.slate.com/id/2295242/

Quote"It's going to keep on coming, and you know, I feel like I have a prayer shield in front of me that deflects a lot of that. I just want to make sure that for my loved ones, for my parents, for my spouse and my children and those close to me, that they have that tool to deflect also so that they're not adversely affected."—on criticism from the media, in an interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren, May 19, 2011
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on May 26, 2011, 09:07:03 PM
Yeah, but that's only a level 1 cleric spell.  And even with Palin's negative Wisdom score, she can still cast at least one spell a day from the moment she dual classes.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Phox on May 26, 2011, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

She'll get more attendees if she just shows up at a random public place.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:45:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 26, 2011, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

She'll get more attendees if she just shows up at a random public place.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Fuck, no, if I find out she's in range, I'll go see her.

With questions.  We know how much she LOVES questions.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

This is gonna be AWESOME!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 27, 2011, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

This is gonna be AWESOME!

Oh, I do NOT want to have to sign up for her mailing list just to find out where to troll...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 27, 2011, 09:51:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

This is gonna be AWESOME!

Oh, I do NOT want to have to sign up for her mailing list just to find out where to troll...

Just put your ear to the ground and listen for the sound of Mobility Scooters.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jasper on May 27, 2011, 10:57:06 PM
The video...

"These great truths have been passed down from Washington to Lincoln, to Regan, and now to you!"

I am awestruck.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on May 28, 2011, 08:05:31 AM
Palin is now polling second in some straw polls of the GOP candidate for President.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 28, 2011, 12:44:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 28, 2011, 08:05:31 AM
Palin is now polling second in some straw polls of the GOP candidate for President.

Cain, opinion?  Is that a case of American idiocy, or the fact that the GoP hasn't really put forth an electable candidate?  Or both?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on May 28, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
GOP are out of lockstep with public opinion, having purged almost all dissenters (ie people who don't hold to Movement Conservatism orthodoxy) from the ranks, and are unable to think strategically as a result.  Their constant hype bubble makes them think Palin really is popular with Middle America, aka The Real America, despite pollsters showing again and again that she is a highly polarizing figure for the public at large.

Democratic campaign strategists are actually hoping the Wasilla Barbie wins the nomination, for obvious reasons.  Bachmann is a scarier opponenet, because she's Palin without ADHD and the constant desire for self-promotion to the point of overriding political obligations.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 28, 2011, 05:47:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 28, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
GOP are out of lockstep with public opinion, having purged almost all dissenters (ie people who don't hold to Movement Conservatism orthodoxy) from the ranks, and are unable to think strategically as a result.  Their constant hype bubble makes them think Palin really is popular with Middle America, aka The Real America, despite pollsters showing again and again that she is a highly polarizing figure for the public at large.

Democratic campaign strategists are actually hoping the Wasilla Barbie wins the nomination, for obvious reasons.  Bachmann is a scarier opponenet, because she's Palin without ADHD and the constant desire for self-promotion to the point of overriding political obligations.

Great choice. The money grubbing whore vs The power grubbing whore.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 28, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
Republicans gotta bring back the witch
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Bruno on May 28, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/i-cant-wait-header.gif)


WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/america-is-awesome.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 29, 2011, 06:08:25 AM
So basically the Republican primary is going to be Palin and Bachmann in bikinis wrestling in an inflatable pool full of Jell-O to decide which one goes on the top of the ticket while the onlooking crowd sings "God Bless America" between mouthfuls of Cheetos and Red Bull. 2012 should be a hell of a year.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on May 29, 2011, 06:12:12 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 27, 2011, 09:51:26 PM
Just put your ear to the ground and listen for the sound of Mobility Scooters.
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 29, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
LAWL, Sarah Palin showed up as a surprise guest in the Memorial Day parade in Washington, riding along on the back of a motorcycle with Rolling Thunder (a veterans' organization) all decked out in black leather :1fap: and announcing that the loves the smell of exhaust.
(http://nation.foxnews.com/sites/nation.foxnews.com/files/imagecache/dv1/636-palin-motorcycle-ap.jpg)
Linky (http://nation.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/29/sarah-palin-rolls-out-rolling-thunder-motorcycle-ride)

I linked to the Fox version of the story because the comments are :horrormirth:
QuoteHave you ever wondered why no single african nation has ever prospered? And you want that kind of leadership here in America?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 30, 2011, 01:54:51 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 29, 2011, 06:08:25 AM
So basically the Republican primary is going to be Palin and Bachmann in bikinis wrestling in an inflatable pool full of Jell-O to decide which one goes on the top of the ticket while the onlooking crowd sings "God Bless America" between mouthfuls of Cheetos and Red Bull. 2012 should be a hell of a year.

I for one cant think of a better way for freedom and democracy to go out.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2011, 09:50:50 AM
QuoteHave you ever wondered why no single african nation has ever prospered? And you want that kind of leadership here in America?

Yeah, old white imperialists with a head full of Homer and Jesus are really not the sort of people who can be expected to run a modern country properly.

Also, don't expect the Wasilla Barbie to actually declare to the last possible moment.  And don't expect her to confirm or deny if she will be running with the Republicans or under a third party until as late as possible, either.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on May 30, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2011, 09:50:50 AM
QuoteHave you ever wondered why no single african nation has ever prospered? And you want that kind of leadership here in America?

Yeah, old white imperialists with a head full of Homer and Jesus are really not the sort of people who can be expected to run a modern country properly.

Also, don't expect the Wasilla Barbie to actually declare to the last possible moment.  And don't expect her to confirm or deny if she will be running with the Republicans or under a third party until as late as possible, either.

Agreed... and my money is on her deciding NOT to run, after all.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 01, 2011, 10:27:09 PM
QuoteThe Alaska governor's office is set to release more than 24,000 pages of records relating to Sarah Palin's term as governor. Requests from media organizations for the documents stem as far back as the 2008 campaign.
...
She said 2,275 pages are not being released.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/01/alaska-government-to-release-palin-emails/

This is the stuff that was requested by a FoI request in 2008.  About bloody time.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 02, 2011, 01:16:18 PM
Someone apparently decided Palins tour bus decor was...  lacking...

(http://www.themudflats.net/wp-content/uploads/mediawhore.jpg)

http://www.themudflats.net/2011/06/02/open-thread-palin-bus-vandalism/

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 02, 2011, 01:21:04 PM
Palin's bus arrived in Massachusetts the same time the tornadoes did.

COINCIDENCE???
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 02, 2011, 01:38:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 02, 2011, 01:21:04 PM
Palin's bus arrived in Massachusetts the same time the tornadoes did.

COINCIDENCE???

Shit, where is she?  If she's around this weekend, my birthday plans have just changed...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 02, 2011, 01:44:53 PM
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/2011_0602headlinegoes_gop_miffed_on_mitts_big_day/srvc=home&position=also

QuoteGOP megastar Sarah Palin's bus tour rumbled into the Hub last night, driving straight into a Republican Party furor as her headline-grabbing East Coast trip threatened to overshadow today's presidential announcement by party front-runner Mitt Romney.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 02, 2011, 01:50:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 02, 2011, 01:44:53 PM
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/2011_0602headlinegoes_gop_miffed_on_mitts_big_day/srvc=home&position=also

QuoteGOP megastar Sarah Palin's bus tour rumbled into the Hub last night, driving straight into a Republican Party furor as her headline-grabbing East Coast trip threatened to overshadow today's presidential announcement by party front-runner Mitt Romney.

Oh, THAT wasn't planned, I'm sure.

One must wonder if she's actually RIDING the bus this time around, or flying from stop to stop to meet it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
Jeebus, why can't this country just ignore her?  I mean, when all of the focus turned to Trump, and Bin Laden, and Medicare, she was completely off the radar.  She was gone.  Why the fuck are we letting her back into the national discourse? 

Goddamnit I really hate this country and most of its inhabitants sometimes.

I mean Jesus, we are sitting back and actively encouraging two clowns to troll our Presidential election. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 02, 2011, 04:09:31 PM
And this is new...how?

Basically the SarahPAC is funding her "Where in the World is Carmen Nutcase" tour, a vacation in a private bus, which means that they (the dupes that contribute) will have less money to spend come election time.

Frankly, I find this whole abortion to be "Bob" approved. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2011, 06:39:54 PM
So Romney is announcing his bid and Palin is taking a swipe at him.  But holy fuck, can she learn how to speak without butchering the English language. 

"Palin taking a swipe at Romney as he announces, finally, his bid:

"However, even on a state level and even a local level, mandates coming from a governing body, it's tough for a lot of us independent Americans to accept, because we have great faith in the private sectors and our own families ... and our own businessmen and women making decisions for ourselves. Not any level of government telling us what to do."

I mean, all of those words and she said precisely nothing. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on June 02, 2011, 09:07:28 PM
ATTN SARAH FUCKING PALIN

YOU GOP GOVERNMENT SHILL.  YOU'RE FOOLING NO ONE.  YOU ARE THE GUMMAMENT, SO QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU AIN'T.  QUITTING YOUR TERM BECAUSE YOU LOST A BEAUTY PAGEANT IS NOT THE SAME AS GOING ROGUE, DIPSHIT.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 02, 2011, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 02, 2011, 09:07:28 PMYOU'RE FOOLING NO ONE.
Not true.

http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?sk=wall

Edited to add:
Quote16 friends like this.
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on June 02, 2011, 11:34:11 PM
Aw, they KNOW, they just don't give a rat's ass. White lady who speaks like a Wisconsite with brain damage is pretty.

That's all those assholes focus on.

But they know she's a shill.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 03, 2011, 12:38:06 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 02, 2011, 11:34:11 PM
Aw, they KNOW, they just don't give a rat's ass. White lady who speaks like a Wisconsite with brain damage is pretty.

That's all those assholes focus on.

But they know she's a shill.
I think you are giving them too far much credit.  I think there are millions of true believers out there who think she's "one of us".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 03, 2011, 09:57:03 AM
Meh, the Republicans are fucked, and not even Sarah Palin can save them now.  The only reason Sarah Palin even gets play in the media now is because Democrat supporters know the threat of her entry will push the moderates into Obama's camp - exactly as they want it.  Everyone except the most die-hard Movement Conservatives knows this.  Elections are rarified power struggles between competing elites, and those elites have thoroughly rejected Palin as a member.  She burned too many bridges and turned down opportunities offered to her on a silver platter.  These kind of people do not issue second invitations to join the board of directors.

Christ, and I used to think the Democrats were useless.  Unless something changes badly between now and September 2012, the Smiler wins again. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on June 03, 2011, 02:39:16 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 03, 2011, 12:38:06 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 02, 2011, 11:34:11 PM
Aw, they KNOW, they just don't give a rat's ass. White lady who speaks like a Wisconsite with brain damage is pretty.

That's all those assholes focus on.

But they know she's a shill.
I think you are giving them too far much credit.  I think there are millions of true believers out there who think she's "one of us".

Naw, not too much, because they're like folks who were pretending the Emperor had no clothes.  You telling me the WHOLE TOWN WAS FOOLED?

No.  They just WANTED to believe he had invisible clothes so they wouldn't look so stupid with such a goddamned idiot as their leader.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on June 03, 2011, 02:40:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 03, 2011, 09:57:03 AM
Meh, the Republicans are fucked, and not even Sarah Palin can save them now.  The only reason Sarah Palin even gets play in the media now is because Democrat supporters know the threat of her entry will push the moderates into Obama's camp - exactly as they want it.  Everyone except the most die-hard Movement Conservatives knows this.  Elections are rarified power struggles between competing elites, and those elites have thoroughly rejected Palin as a member.  She burned too many bridges and turned down opportunities offered to her on a silver platter.  These kind of people do not issue second invitations to join the board of directors.

Christ, and I used to think the Democrats were useless.  Unless something changes badly between now and September 2012, the Smiler wins again. 

They're saying the economy's gonna tank even HARDER soon...there may be hope yet.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 03, 2011, 02:46:26 PM
Well, not for me.  I hope everyone loses the election.  Which, in a sense, they do.  But not in the sense I want.

Also I've looked over the data in some more detail, and I'm beginning to agree with Nate Silver that unemployment may not matter as much as some political scientists think.  After all, Reagan beat his opponent by 16% despite unemployment being at exactly 7.2%, where the tipping point into defeat is said to occur.  And Roosevelt also defied that unemployment rate.

Political credibility has to be taken into account.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on June 03, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Given that she's demonstrated all the dedication to commitment of a tomcat, I don't imagine she'd do well.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2011, 06:18:04 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/sarah-palin-explains-paul-reveres-midnight-ride (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/sarah-palin-explains-paul-reveres-midnight-ride)

Sarah Palin Explains Paul Revere's Midnight Ride.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2011, 06:19:07 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2011, 06:18:04 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/sarah-palin-explains-paul-reveres-midnight-ride (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/sarah-palin-explains-paul-reveres-midnight-ride)

Sarah Palin Explains Paul Revere's Midnight Ride.



FUCK.

Can't load video here.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 03, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
At extreme risk to my personal mental health, I transcribed it for you all.


"He... who warned... uh, the... the British that they weren't gonna be taking away our arms uh, by ringin those bells and, uh, makin sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2011, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 03, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
At extreme risk to my personal mental health, I transcribed it for you all.


"He... who warned... uh, the... the British that they weren't gonna be taking away our arms uh, by ringin those bells and, uh, makin sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free."

Wow.  By her standards, that's downright scholarly!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2011, 06:36:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 03, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
At extreme risk to my personal mental health, I transcribed it for you all.


"He... who warned... uh, the... the British that they weren't gonna be taking away our arms uh, by ringin those bells and, uh, makin sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free."

You can actually watch her go from "I'm making this up because I don't know" to ACTUALLY BELIEVING THAT HER ANSWER WAS SUFFICIENT.   :lol:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 03, 2011, 06:55:53 PM
Ugh, just reading it hurts. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on June 03, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
She makes the historian and teacher in the RAAAAGE.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 03, 2011, 07:14:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 03, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
At extreme risk to my personal mental health, I transcribed it for you all.


"He... who warned... uh, the... the British that they weren't gonna be taking away our arms uh, by ringin those bells and, uh, makin sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free."

You're a brave man, LMNO.

Her voice make me want to massage my eardrums with an icepick.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 03, 2011, 07:29:19 PM
Just imagine being stuck in an elevator or other confined area with her.  You know she's the type of person who has to talk to fill silence.  Goddamn I'd be hanging myself by my shoelace. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 03, 2011, 07:32:59 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 03, 2011, 07:29:19 PM
Just imagine being stuck in an elevator or other confined area with her.  You know she's the type of person who has to talk to fill silence.  Goddamn I'd be hanging myself by my shoelace. 

Gods, no...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2011, 04:43:03 PM
Hoo boy. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/06/06/editing-wikipedia-to-make-palin-right-about-paul-revere.aspx)

QuoteStarting on Sunday, as Sarah Palin kept explaining that her version of the Paul Revere "Midnight Ride" was historically accurate, Palin fans emerged on Wikipedia to "fix" the Revere biography.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 06, 2011, 05:08:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 04:43:03 PM
Hoo boy. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/06/06/editing-wikipedia-to-make-palin-right-about-paul-revere.aspx)

QuoteStarting on Sunday, as Sarah Palin kept explaining that her version of the Paul Revere "Midnight Ride" was historically accurate, Palin fans emerged on Wikipedia to "fix" the Revere biography.



I wasnt aware Palin fans were aware of Wikipedia or even capable of editing it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 06, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 04:43:03 PM
Hoo boy. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/06/06/editing-wikipedia-to-make-palin-right-about-paul-revere.aspx)

QuoteStarting on Sunday, as Sarah Palin kept explaining that her version of the Paul Revere "Midnight Ride" was historically accurate, Palin fans emerged on Wikipedia to "fix" the Revere biography.



:lulz:

Re-writing history, one idiot's version at a time?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 05:26:55 PM
This is the best day of my life.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2011, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 04:43:03 PM
Hoo boy. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/06/06/editing-wikipedia-to-make-palin-right-about-paul-revere.aspx)

QuoteStarting on Sunday, as Sarah Palin kept explaining that her version of the Paul Revere "Midnight Ride" was historically accurate, Palin fans emerged on Wikipedia to "fix" the Revere biography.




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paul_Revere#Edit_request_from_Dajames.2C_5_June_2011

Also:

QuoteThat is so completely and utterly wrong. Paul Revere was riding to warn Dumbledore that Voldemort was coming. Palin said so this morning so it must be true
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 07, 2011, 02:34:31 AM
http://www.conservapedia.com/Paul_Revere
QuoteHe is famous for riding from Boston to Lexington, Massachusetts with William Dawes on the night of April 18, 1775 ringing bells to warn the British that colonists would exercise their natural rights to both bear arms and use them in an effort secede from the United Kingdom in response to Big Government bullying and interfering with Colony's Rights.
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2011, 02:43:33 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 07, 2011, 02:34:31 AM
http://www.conservapedia.com/Paul_Revere
QuoteHe is famous for riding from Boston to Lexington, Massachusetts with William Dawes on the night of April 18, 1775 ringing bells to warn the British that colonists would exercise their natural rights to both bear arms and use them in an effort secede from the United Kingdom in response to Big Government bullying and interfering with Colony's Rights.
:lulz:

:lulz:

I HAS BELLS ON POWNY!

:hosrie:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 07, 2011, 02:55:41 AM
I see Sarah Palin as a modern-day Paul Revere.  She's riding her bus around the country warning those big government liberals that we've had it with their bullying and interfering with our rights.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2011, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 07, 2011, 02:55:41 AM
I see Sarah Palin as a modern-day Paul Revere.  She's riding her bus around the country warning those big government liberals that we've had it with their bullying and interfering with our rights.

Except that she's doing it very, very quietly.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on June 07, 2011, 04:24:45 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 07, 2011, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2011, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 07, 2011, 02:55:41 AM
I see Sarah Palin as a modern-day Paul Revere.  She's riding her bus around the country warning those big government liberals that we've had it with their bullying and interfering with our rights.

Except that she's doing it very, very quietly.   :lulz:

If she makes too much noise, people might show up, and they might ask questions...

God knows we need a presidential candidate who needs to have cue cards to handle ANY unexpected situation or question.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on June 07, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Must .... resist ... getting into arguments on facebook ....

(http://i.imgur.com/XN4jJ.jpg)

I'm friends with the guy, so I don't want to blow up his shit, but he posts trash like this all the time. I'm sharing it with you guys so that I don't have to suffer it alone.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Telarus on June 07, 2011, 03:30:22 PM
TO USE A RAND ANALOGY
       /
      /
     /
:cramstipated:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 07, 2011, 04:15:16 PM
Sarah Palin, who has never had a real job in her life, is a real-life Dagny Taggart to the Randtards?
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 07, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 07, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Must .... resist ... getting into arguments on facebook ....

(http://i.imgur.com/XN4jJ.jpg)

I'm friends with the guy, so I don't want to blow up his shit, but he posts trash like this all the time. I'm sharing it with you guys so that I don't have to suffer it alone.

I like how he just asserts that she was right without citing any sources.  :?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 07, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/06/06/exp.ac.kth.palin.paul.revere.cnn?&hpt=hp_c2

Anderson Cooper finally has to do a segment on it because she just wont STFU.

warning: you will have to hear her speak at that link.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 05:24:30 PM
To be fair to one person on that thread, the Democrats do think they own women and minority voters.  However "lololol blacks are the real racists and women should be barefoot and nekkid in the kitchen" teabaggers don't exactly inspire them to look elsewhere, do they?

And the GOP think they own bitter, white racist voters, so, you know...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Bruno on June 07, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 07, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Must .... resist ... getting into arguments on facebook ....

(http://i.imgur.com/XN4jJ.jpg)

I'm friends with the guy, so I don't want to blow up his shit, but he posts trash like this all the time. I'm sharing it with you guys so that I don't have to suffer it alone.



Awww, you can poke at him a little, can't you?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
In case anyone was wondering exactly what was the so-called "gotcha question" that "made" Palin say that crap about Paul Revere, here it is:

"What have you seen so far today, and what are you going to take away from your visit?"

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2011, 07:09:19 PM
Dear Gawd.

I'd like to clue you all into a tiny fact regarding Sarah Palin.

Her brand of dumb is prevalent throughout Alaska. Self-assure, ignorant, completely out of touch with reality. As the man said "When you're living in a town like this, it's easy to sit back and just forget that world keep on spinnin' round and round. Round and round."

The sad part is...she's the best of them. She's the most capable, intelligent, and successful of the ignorant dumbasses. She is Queen of the Dumbasses. Imagine that, let that sink in.

I am surrounded by people who are less capable and way more dumb than Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 07:11:54 PM
Why are you not exploiting this for fun and profit?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
Recently, my schedule has been crap. Going part time at work will allow me lay down some groundwork. I've got a few people who are going to help me have fun with the local government. I'd would be nice if someone out there hypothetically made Don Young cry in shame and agony. Haven't worked out the profit part yet.  :lol:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 07, 2011, 07:18:51 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 07, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Must .... resist ... getting into arguments on facebook ....

(http://i.imgur.com/XN4jJ.jpg)

I'm friends with the guy, so I don't want to blow up his shit, but he posts trash like this all the time. I'm sharing it with you guys so that I don't have to suffer it alone.

Sometimes, being somebody's friend means taking them out back of the woodshed and kicking the stupid out of them...  Just sayin'...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 07:20:06 PM
Well, if you don't mind going a little dark-sided....political operatives will pay huge bucks for large databases of people, especially if they contain demographic information and political affiliations.

Set yourself up as a Tea Party leader, then sell your info to the Dems.  Their strategists would have a field day with such an opportunity.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
Woah.

I had already thought about getting into a Teabagger group for the lulz. Having lived around them so long blending in is easy.

I hadn't thought the other side would pay for info. Thanks!
I would be very grateful for any advice you have on this matter.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 07:30:34 PM
Republicans may pay, as well, as it allows them to target their own voting base more effectively. 

The role of statistics and polling in politics is massively underestimated by outsiders, but there is a reason the most manipulative and demagougic governments tend to have pollsters giving advice.

Addresses are useful, too. 

http://www.skilluminati.com/Research/entry/hope_is_not_a_strategy_karl_rove_ken_mehlman should explain a lot.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2011, 07:32:43 PM
Sweet. Thanks again.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 07:37:31 PM
Or you could just pull a Todd Cefaratti.

Cefaratti founded JoinTheTeaParty.us and sunk $180,000+ on advertisement, link farming and SEO. The result was a top-ranked site that many thousands of rubes took to be the official Tea Party headquarters. Todd has built a massive mailing list and taken in $469,000 in donations...absolutely none of which was spent on Tea Party candidates or causes.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
That's very interesting. I assume the Tea Party, if they can work out what he's doing, can't go after him for fraud since the money was willingly donated.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2011, 07:51:40 PM
Well, that and there is no unitary Tea Party to go after him.  Really Real Teabaggerness (for Realness) is so vicious and petty most courts are inclined to ignore it out of hand, as everyone and their dog copyrighted various Tea Party organization names back in early 2009.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 07, 2011, 07:59:02 PM
Honestly, the most annoying thing about that video of Palin butchering Paul Revere wasn't what she said.  It was when she did that thing that a lot of people who have no idea what they are talking about do.  Notice how when she gets to the part where she starts fucking up, she talks louder, and then she really revs up the "gosh darn, you betcha" folksy thing. 

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 07, 2011, 08:05:23 PM
That blank look that hits her eyes every time somebody whacks her with a question that she doesn't have the answer to...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 08, 2011, 02:41:20 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 07, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Must .... resist ... getting into arguments on facebook ....

(http://i.imgur.com/XN4jJ.jpg)

I'm friends with the guy, so I don't want to blow up his shit, but he posts trash like this all the time. I'm sharing it with you guys so that I don't have to suffer it alone.

but...but....but WHY???  :x
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on June 10, 2011, 04:11:44 AM
(https://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/4cffd3ac-0db4-4201-8ffa-8417a4041768.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Adios on June 10, 2011, 04:47:44 PM
The US conservative right reacted furiously after the Guardian reported that Thatcher's aides had decided it would be inappropriate for her to meet Palin, who is planning to visit London next month en route to Sudan. Palin has been touring US historical sites (an excursion that saw her slip up this week on the subject of Paul Revere, the American patriot who made a famous "midnight ride" to warn of approaching British forces).

One Thatcher ally told the Guardian: "Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/09/margaret-thatcher-sarah-palin-meeting

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2011, 08:45:03 PM
OH SNAP! 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on June 11, 2011, 03:46:04 AM
:lulz: If she's trying to show the level she punches at, she ought to be in the right with my cow town's mayor.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on June 22, 2011, 03:22:53 PM
 :lulz:




























:lulz:


























:lulz:




























Palin just quit her bus tour.

Not even joking (http://www.mediaite.com/online/no-joke-sarah-palin-reportedly-quits-one-nation-bus-tour-halfway-through/).
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: LMNO on June 22, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
 :weary:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on June 22, 2011, 06:27:07 PM
Yet another example of her tom cat-like dedication. :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on June 22, 2011, 09:00:57 PM
 :argh!: Dammit!  First Trump drops out and now this.

At least SarahPAC is still accepting donations.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on June 22, 2011, 11:17:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 22, 2011, 03:22:53 PM

Palin just quit her bus tour.

Not even joking (http://www.mediaite.com/online/no-joke-sarah-palin-reportedly-quits-one-nation-bus-tour-halfway-through/).

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff78/SavoryTina/album%20name/AllSmileysTags/RegSmileys/08-51.gif)

You can't make this shit up...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 23, 2011, 01:25:23 AM
I don't know if this has been posted yet... but


WHAT THE FUCK!!!????!!?!?!?!?!?!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/sarah-palin-undefeated--the-unauthorized-palin-2012-movie-script/2011/05/27/AGLMBsCH_blog.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2011, 01:37:05 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 23, 2011, 01:25:23 AM
I don't know if this has been posted yet... but


WHAT THE FUCK!!!????!!?!?!?!?!?!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/sarah-palin-undefeated--the-unauthorized-palin-2012-movie-script/2011/05/27/AGLMBsCH_blog.html

Oh, yeah.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2011, 08:18:06 AM
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on June 23, 2011, 02:39:05 PM
It's got Morgan Fucking Freeman?  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 12:00:57 AM
Palin Family Leaves Empty Mall of America Book Signing Half Hour Early

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson
10:38 am June 30, 2011
250 Comments 6514 Views

IS THIS THE END OF SNOWBILLY GRIFTING?

The jihadist conspiracy of elitist liberal shopping mall patrons struck with merciless force yesterday at Minnesota's Mall of America: only 300 people showed up to attend the Sarah and Bristol Palin book signing of Bristol's new memoir about her life as a drunk pregnant teenager. The family abandoned the stage half an hour before the end of the time slot because there was nobody left. So are we at last witnessing the sad finale of Real American Freedom? Our true patriots are no longer willing to give up fifteen of their last dollars to support the unemployed offspring of this screeching, nightmare opportunist woman. Wait wait, oh come on, uh, how about if Sarah Palin says, "The Constitution of the United States is fricking awesome" three times out loud to anyone in line? Will they hand her some of those crumpled, sweaty dollars in that case?

From the CityPages:

The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

"'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up."

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

Palin has also dropped down to single digits among likely voters in a new Fox News poll. Can we say that America has finally started to quit Sarah Palin? Because we can't say it any other way. [CityPages]

http://wonkette.com/448601/palin-family-...rly#more-448601
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Idem on July 01, 2011, 12:03:06 AM
It's pretty obvious she's been dumped for Bachmann.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on July 01, 2011, 12:05:04 AM
:lulz: I'm hoping she'll have a massive, public fit over her dwindling popularity.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 12:06:52 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on July 01, 2011, 12:05:04 AM
:lulz: I'm hoping she'll have a massive, public fit over her dwindling popularity.

Expect one more attempt at a massive publicity stunt.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 12:07:15 AM
Quote from: Idem on July 01, 2011, 12:03:06 AM
It's pretty obvious she's been dumped for Bachmann.

Suits me.  I've seen Bachmann's numbers, too.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
It WOULD be awesome if she gave the fuck up, but I don't see it. Palin is forever.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2011, 12:01:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
It WOULD be awesome if she was struck by lightning, but she hasn't... yet.

FTFY
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on July 10, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on July 06, 2011, 12:01:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
It WOULD be awesome if she was struck by lightning, but she hasn't... yet.

FTFY

:lulz:  Thanks.  Much better, and I hope so.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on July 10, 2011, 10:35:39 PM
http://jezebel.com/5819793/sarah-palin-declares-she-can-win-on-newsweek-cover
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 10, 2011, 10:38:53 PM
Well at least John McCain probably just had a good laugh
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on July 10, 2011, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 10, 2011, 10:38:53 PM
Well at least John McCain probably just had a good laugh

I suppose it depends on her definition of "Win."

If, by "Win" she means, "I can spend the next year or so fishing the spare change out of the bottom of hundreds of American pockets," she's probably right.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 10, 2011, 11:07:05 PM
someone in the comments section posed this
QuoteUltimate Marry, Fuck, or Kill:
1. Palin
2. Bachmann
3. Coulter

simple
Fuck Coulter, then marry Palin, then kill Palin, then use the inheritance to hire assassins to kill the other two losers
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on July 10, 2011, 11:35:53 PM
:lulz: I wonder if this is that publicity stunt...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on July 16, 2011, 08:21:25 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2WMoaheF7OY/TiFtec3ZB_I/AAAAAAAAAcg/AeTiiRYl2M0/s400/palin-pit-bull-quitter.gif)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on July 16, 2011, 11:48:15 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on July 18, 2011, 04:59:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 16, 2011, 08:21:25 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2WMoaheF7OY/TiFtec3ZB_I/AAAAAAAAAcg/AeTiiRYl2M0/s400/palin-pit-bull-quitter.gif)
:spittake:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on July 18, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.

This gives me some tentative hope for America.  Not much, but some.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 18, 2011, 04:08:01 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 18, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.

This gives me some tentative hope for America.  Not much, but some.

That is not hope, this time of year, FLorida is about 30-30-30, full time residents - people who don't speak english - people at one of the theme parks.

The Palin fans are up north chomping at the bit!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on July 19, 2011, 11:30:59 AM
Maybe more a reflection on Fox News Fail than on Palin, but...

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/07/18/271534/while-palin-documentary-flops-fox-touts-packed-theaters/

QuoteThe Wrap, a website that covers Hollywood, confirmed Time's numbers, reporting that the movie "got off to a soft start... grossing somewhere between $65,000-$75,000, according to estimates confirmed by distributor ARC Entertainment."

By way of comparison, the biopic "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" opened on seven screens last year and averaged $23,479 per theater.

Nevertheless, Fox News is touting the opening as a smash hit...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Sarah Palin's son got married, what, in May?

He and his wife just announced the birth of their first kid.

They spawn 'em QUICK up there.  Total gestation time: 3 months.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:34:00 AM
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/349988880-13141621.jpg)

There's the future, America.   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on August 21, 2011, 01:36:06 AM
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39054_Video-_Todd_Palin_Admits_Sarah_Bailed_As_Governor_to_Make_Money

Todd Palin says, on camera, states that she stopped being governor to make money to pay the debts hanging over their heads...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on August 21, 2011, 03:45:58 AM
:lulz: Of course.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2011, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Sarah Palin's son got married, what, in May?

He and his wife just announced the birth of their first kid.

They spawn 'em QUICK up there.  Total gestation time: 3 months.



You sure it wasn't a puppy?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Palin's gonna run as the tea party candidate.  Their first ad is already in the can.

You heard it here, first.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Palin's gonna run as the tea party candidate.  Their first ad is already in the can.

You heard it here, first.

HAH!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/22/tea_party_group_releases_ad_promoting_palin_iowa_speech.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2011, 08:13:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Palin's gonna run as the tea party candidate.  Their first ad is already in the can.

You heard it here, first.

HAH!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/22/tea_party_group_releases_ad_promoting_palin_iowa_speech.html

Oh, the great rinky-dink circus! :lulz: This should be funny.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on August 22, 2011, 08:20:04 PM
So help me, if there is a debate involving both Palin and Bachmann...

You would be able to cut the stupid with a knife...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 22, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
One of the things that ive noticed baggers saying over and over is that liberals are afraid of the tea party. How can one possibly be afraid of a potential bachmann palin debate? That's like decribing dude wheres my car as a horror film.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 11:18:43 PM
Doesn't the tea party SPLIT the GOP?  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 12:32:01 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 11:18:43 PM
Doesn't the tea party SPLIT the GOP?  :lulz:

Yep.  A strong Tea Party candidate would all but ensure an Obama win.  My bet would be a last minute pullout and throwing her votes to Bachmann.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 23, 2011, 03:31:42 AM
Palins an attention whore. She probably cant stand that bachmann is the new rcitf (reanimated corpse theyd like to fuck) and has to throw her hat into the ring for their own egotistical purposes. Besides i think the tea party secretly realizes that a 2012 white house win is going to tank their movement by august 2013.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on August 23, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 22, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
One of the things that ive noticed baggers saying over and over is that liberals are afraid of the tea party. How can one possibly be afraid of a potential bachmann palin debate? That's like decribing dude wheres my car as a horror film.

:potd:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 01:02:14 PM
It'd be like two furbies talking to eachother!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on August 23, 2011, 01:25:21 PM
We should start a pool on how soon she drops out of the race.  And a side-bet on whether or not she actually shows up in Iowa on the 3rd, or if she'll blow it off for a shopping spree.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 01:33:30 PM
Quote from: deadfong on August 23, 2011, 01:25:21 PM
We should start a pool on how soon she drops out of the race.  And a side-bet on whether or not she actually shows up in Iowa on the 3rd, or if she'll blow it off for a shopping spree.

BEFORE she has to file her financial statements. She won't want her followers to realize how much she raked in since she quit.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 04, 2011, 09:50:07 AM
Palin holds press conference, announces...  NOTHING.

QuoteAlthough 71 percent of Republicans in a recent Fox News survey said she shouldn't run for president, Palin laughed off polls in general, saying, "they're for strippers and cross-country skiers."

QuoteTo end the corruption, Palin proposed eliminating all federal corporate income tax. "Here's the best part: To balance out any loss of federal revenue from this tax cut, we eliminate corporate welfare and all loopholes, and we eliminate bailouts."

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/09/03/sarah-palin-on-the-presidency-still-pondering-if-its-the-right-thing-to-do/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on September 04, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Not sure if  :lulz:   :horrormirth:  or   :roll:

QuoteSarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska and the Republican Party's frontline female politician, will be making her very first visit to South Korea to attend the 2011 World Knowledge Forum (WKF 2011).

Palin first entered mainstream politics when she was named the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 presidential election. Ever since, Palin has been the figurehead of grassroots conservative politics also known as the Tea Party Movement, which has been opening new scopes in US politics.

During the WKF, Sarah Palin will give a US leadership perspective on how to lead the world out of the latest crisis.

http://board.mk.co.kr/view.php?id=wkf2011_news_e&no=17&c=0

Then again, I can't take this too seriously.  According to wikipedia, it's the same forum that decided it's theme in 2008 should be Collabonomics.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2011, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 04, 2011, 09:50:07 AM
Palin holds press conference, announces...  NOTHING.

QuoteAlthough 71 percent of Republicans in a recent Fox News survey said she shouldn't run for president, Palin laughed off polls in general, saying, "they're for strippers and cross-country skiers."

QuoteTo end the corruption, Palin proposed eliminating all federal corporate income tax. "Here's the best part: To balance out any loss of federal revenue from this tax cut, we eliminate corporate welfare and all loopholes, and we eliminate bailouts."

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/09/03/sarah-palin-on-the-presidency-still-pondering-if-its-the-right-thing-to-do/

That's it. I am totally voting for Palin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2011, 12:52:29 AM
Yes, it's a new article.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/08/sarah-palin-asks-alaska-help-pay-her-legal-fees/41104/

Palin's being sued, and she wants Alaska to foot the bill...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on September 11, 2011, 01:29:39 AM
Of course. :roll:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 11, 2011, 11:30:39 AM
RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM!  SELF-RELIANCE!  NO TO THE SOCIALIST STATE!

And lolz.

Also, I don't see Palin as a strong candidate, for two reasons.

1) Rick Perry is also the Tea Party candidate. 

2) While Palin seemed briefly threatening in 2008-10, the fact that she is essentially a grifter with no real interest in wielding political power means she has neglected her pre-existing power base and pissed off potential backers with her increasingly bizarre delve into the celebrity lifestyle.  Palinism is still an acceptable minor cult in the Universal Church of Republicanism, but Teabaggers and Movement Conservative strategists both pin greater hope on Perry and/or Bachmann to carry the torch now.  Hell, even "savvy" media insider types like David Brooks aren't willing to do a "counterintuitive hypothetical" and posit Palin as a Serious Candidate anymore.  That, if nothing else, should tell you she's been cut loose, she's no longer useful.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2011, 04:49:36 PM
Sarah wrote a new book.  :)

(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/palin.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on September 14, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
90% off? hahahah

on amazon.com you can find used copies for a penny

one reviewer called Palin "the Stephenie Meyer of politics"  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on September 14, 2011, 05:09:45 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 14, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
90% off? hahahah

on amazon.com you can find used copies for a penny

one reviewer called Palin "the Stephenie Meyer of politics"  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO TRUE :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 14, 2011, 06:34:20 PM
Izza bestseller!!  They had to give the fucking things away to do it, that counts!

Not even the rats would touch them.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on September 15, 2011, 01:24:35 AM
I always wonder how authors feel about photos like that, but with Palin, I imagine once the advance was in the bank she couldn't give a shit.

I also wonder how authors feel about Palin being called an author, when I imagine she penned not a word.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on September 15, 2011, 01:43:04 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"

I think in the Warhammer 40K universe, she was vice-president in 20008, and that's why that universe is so fucked.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 15, 2011, 02:36:05 AM
Prepare to deploy earplugs, Palin's gonna pitch a hissy over the new biography that's coming out...

http://deadspin.com/5840042

QuoteThe National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 03:06:57 AM
Make sure her bagger supporters know she likes The Big Black Penis.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Juana on September 15, 2011, 03:12:49 AM
I was reading the Gawker article on the subject, and apparently she developed a "fetish" for black dudes. And she was horrified.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on September 15, 2011, 08:52:13 AM
Quote from: deadfong on September 15, 2011, 01:43:04 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"

I think in the Warhammer 40K universe, she was vice-president in 20008, and that's why that universe is so fucked.

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 15, 2011, 09:11:54 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 15, 2011, 02:36:05 AM
Prepare to deploy earplugs, Palin's gonna pitch a hissy over the new biography that's coming out...

http://deadspin.com/5840042

QuoteThe National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.
That story was funnier before I realized that it was Juwan Howard and not Glen Rice who got sued for giving a woman The Herp.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 16, 2011, 03:29:59 AM
Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

QuoteTodd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 16, 2011, 03:34:05 AM
I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Chairman Risus on September 16, 2011, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 03:29:59 AM
Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

QuoteTodd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"

What the hell do you expect him to say? Regardless of how ridiculous Palin is as a politician, these are still people we're talking about.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 16, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
Quote from: Risus on September 16, 2011, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 03:29:59 AM
Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

QuoteTodd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"

What the hell do you expect him to say? Regardless of how ridiculous Palin is as a politician, these are still people we're talking about.

In their place?  Not a fucking word, unless asked, and then only, "our attorneys have advised us not to comment until the lawsuit is resolved."
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on September 16, 2011, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 16, 2011, 03:34:05 AM
I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

I think you mean whose sex tape is going to get leaked first.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: the last yatto on September 17, 2011, 02:59:04 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 16, 2011, 03:34:05 AM
I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

My money is on Levi
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

Quote"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 19, 2011, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

Quote"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

:horrormirth:

The fuck? I don't know what this is so fucking funny.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 19, 2011, 04:48:43 AM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on September 17, 2011, 02:59:04 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 16, 2011, 03:34:05 AM
I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

My money is on Levi
[/quote

I was hoping for Christine O'Donnell masturbating in a Halloween witch's outfit
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 19, 2011, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 19, 2011, 05:22:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 19, 2011, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson#Rape_conviction.2C_prison.2C_and_conversion
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2011, 06:43:43 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 19, 2011, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

Quote"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

:horrormirth:

The fuck? I don't know what this is so fucking funny.

I loled. I facebooked it. :shrugs:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 20, 2011, 02:14:48 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 19, 2011, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 02:56:53 AM
So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.


Long story short: Someone here in Indianapolis thought it would be a good idea to let an emotionally unstable man with a history of being extremely aggressive to everyone judge a Miss Black America contest. That went about as well as you'd think it would go. As far as i know he has never killed anyone although he did bite another man's ear off on live international television.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 20, 2011, 03:25:47 AM
Beat up his gf a time or two. I'm surprised she's still pretty.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on September 21, 2011, 11:00:00 PM
Note:  The source for this article was the National Enquirer.  However...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040110/Todd-Palin-file-divorce-advisers-tell-Sarah-White-House-dream-over.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on September 22, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
The Daily Mail citing investigative journalism by the National Enquirer ... it's like an MC Escher painting of hearsay!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 03:06:00 PM
If Sarah Palin falls down in the middle of the forest somewhere does anyone give a fuck? 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on October 06, 2011, 02:59:10 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/sarah-palins-decision-not-to-run-shocks-supporters/

Palin, to the shock of her blind supporters (and nobody with a brain) has announced that she's NOT going to run for President.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on October 06, 2011, 04:45:33 PM
Her statement seems to imply only single, childless people should run for office... unless that office is governor, I guess.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 06, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Quote from: deadfong on October 06, 2011, 04:45:33 PM
Her statement seems to imply only single, childless people should run for office... unless that office is governor, I guess.
And even then, they shouldn't serve the full term.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2011, 07:20:38 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/sarah-palins-most-passionate-supporters-stunned-disappointed-but-will-there-be-backlash/

QuotePeter Singleton and Michelle McCormick left their jobs, homes, and families to move to Iowa to campaign for Sarah Palin. Wednesday evening they found out they didn't have a candidate.

The former Alaska governor's supporters founded a group called Organize4Palin to build a grassroots network and essentially campaign for her: go to county meetings, stump for Palin with politically connected Iowans, and form a loose campaign structure for what they saw as an inevitable Palin campaign. It turned out not to be.

Sarah Palin made her decision known Wednesday releasing a statement to ABC News  and telling radio host Mark Levin that she will not enter the presidential race. Wednesday evening she told Greta Van Susteren on Fox News that she "apologize(s) to those disappointed" with her decision saying that she had heard from them over the last few hours and hopes they understand "you don't need a title to make a difference in this country."

As the news broke that she would not run those supporters that were the most invested said they were "disappointed," but had "no regrets."

I want to feel sorry for these people, but fuck me, they're making it difficult.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 07:22:30 PM
Not me.

She's a proven quitter.  This is a case of poor pattern recognition skills.  DELIBERATELY poor skills.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 06, 2011, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 07:22:30 PM
Not me.

She's a proven quitter.  This is a case of poor pattern recognition skills.  DELIBERATELY poor skills.

yes
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: deadfong on October 06, 2011, 07:38:00 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 06, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Quote from: deadfong on October 06, 2011, 04:45:33 PM
Her statement seems to imply only single, childless people should run for office... unless that office is governor, I guess.
And even then, they shouldn't serve the full term.
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Triple Zero on October 07, 2011, 01:40:54 PM
Environmentalist was barred from U.S. because FBI feared he'd glue himself to Palin (http://www.grist.org/list/2011-10-06-environmentalist-was-barred-from-u.s.-because-of-super-glue-fear)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Luna on October 07, 2011, 10:14:59 PM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/07/jon-stewart-palin-swindle-of-donor-money-in-nigerian-prince-territory/