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#31
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / I like boobs
December 08, 2005, 02:27:11 AM
NIpple addition surgery.
#32
Quote from: The Monster SalazarBut what about in CHURCH?  Good Kali, use your head, my glorious faggot.

Even in Salazore you cannot get away with sticking your mits down your slacks in church.

THINK!  Is imagination.

[list=1]
  • The only reason I would ever be in church would be to fuck my wife --quietly at first, then louder-- in the vestuible.
  • If I was ever in church for any other reason, I probably wouldn't be thinking about sex.
  • If I wanted sex and was in a place where I couldn't use my hands, toys, and/or wife. If I was desperate enough I would Go somewhere else[/list:o]
#33
Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

If I need a phone to get off there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with me. God gave us hands and sex toys for a reason.
#34
Quote from: The Monster SalazarYou are crazy.

Moaning ringtones are the sexiest.

No Enr!co, they aren't. If there was ever a thing that was anti-viagra, pornographic ringtones are it.

Before I saw that ad grace the TV screen I had a raging hard on. now I don't think I ever will again.
#35
I'll tell you something that's making me sick right now roger.

Moaning ringtones, now for your mobile...

:(  :(  :( It's all so depressing.
#36
I have the book they wrote about the Russian psychic, parapsychology and psychogenic programs back in the 70's. Still haven't got around to reading it.
#37
Hey you can't control how everyone is going to react. Some people will be shocked and disgusted by what you throw at them. Other people will laugh, while I like to remember that this poor poor person is trying to upset my cart of apples and is therefore not exactly very upsetting at all.
#38
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhat possesses people to dress like the Addam's Family anyway?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's not the same reason people dress up like spock and hang around at convention halls.  :lol:
#39
It's not so bad man, it's just that you enjoy life too much to act like a dipshit.

The last time I said anything like that I was 8.

The seer: ACTUALLY grew up.
#40
Or Kill Me / The Nightmare Never Ends
December 06, 2005, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Malaulall of us?
thats notta very nice thing to say TS

I was speaking to the inhabitants of hoopla's story actually
#41
Or Kill Me / The Nightmare Never Ends
December 06, 2005, 04:20:20 PM
*saddles up once more* oh well.

Fuck you all, may you all have terrible and crushing awakenings.
*rides off*

All else aside. EFFING COOL.
#42
Or Kill Me / The Anti-rant Rant
December 06, 2005, 06:21:12 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

Argue with god all you like, just don't let the professional disagreements affect your personal relationship.
#43
Literate Chaotic / Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry
December 05, 2005, 02:42:13 AM
This was written by someone with a very luciferific sentiment, you could say. I'm often left wanting to quote sections of it to certain people but sadly there's nothing explicit about the subject matter so it's one of things you have to post whole.

Filter ~ The Missing

Hey god told us that we made, a very big sin
You don't know where, to begin
He says turn the other cheek
but that seems kind of weak
I just wanna beat up, beat up the meek

He says you be a better man, if you'd stick with the plan
But I don't think I can, not with that kind of man

You love to be cruel
You love to be cruel
I'm not a good tool
Cauz you love to be cruel

What now? The cross has been greased
but I don't feel the heat nor the peace in the street
everybody feels it
So just bury it in the pit
with the best of the sick
ideological shit

You love to be cruel
You love to be cruel
I'm not a good tool
Cauz you love to be cruel

You love to be cruel
You love to be cruel
You love to be cruel
#44
Or Kill Me / Rant 149: Can You Do That?
December 04, 2005, 08:48:56 AM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Production is done, the trucks are rolling out, deliveries will be made in time for christmas. So line up and swallow down the newest sensation you consumer whores.






#45
Or Kill Me / Rant 149: Can You Do That?
December 02, 2005, 03:54:29 PM
Think of it as a gigantic, rambling, soliloquy where one topic bleeds into the other. the closer together the rants come, the more similar they will be.